FridgeRaider's definitions

tween

An age set overlapping preteens, 'tween 8 and 14. A tween desperately wants to be a teen, but isn't about to stop being a kid. May flirt one minute, but be embarrassed about it the next; usually prefers titillation by proxy.

When I was in 4th grade, several of us would gang up on a boy and girl and make them kiss each other for our titillation.

I was standing in line behind another teen, and the 10 year olds she was baby-sitting kept pushing her against men behind her to to get titillation by proxy. I made sure to stand behind her a lot that day.

Google "CSM Models" for an eye full of tweens getting titillation by proxy, flirting with the camera instead of a person.

by FridgeRaider December 14, 2004

most extreme elimination challenge

A contest to see who can eliminate the very best.

See mommy! Me go doody big time! Change me.

by FridgeRaider May 21, 2004

kiddie

What a pedo wants.

Can you get me some kiddie?

by FridgeRaider June 8, 2004

indoor sports

Incest. See also bedroom sports.

When Lassen County has blackouts for up to four days in subzero weather and whole families get bored, there's nothing to do but play indoor sports. I dare say they don't stay bored.

by FridgeRaider June 2, 2004

turn tricks

Have sex for hire, as a prostitute.

She'll turn tricks all night so she can afford a room to come home to after middle school.

by FridgeRaider May 17, 2004

baby pro

1. An underaged prostitute.

2. A pro below the legal age of sexual consent.

3. Jailbait that offers to turn tricks.

4. A lolita for hire.

If you get caught with that baby pro you'll be charged with rape.

by FridgeRaider May 17, 2004

holy shit

Reverential incantation of a universal religious concept:

See shit happens for a better explanation.

by FridgeRaider September 27, 2004