22 definitions by FridgeRaider

kiddie

What a pedo wants.

Can you get me some kiddie?

by FridgeRaider June 8, 2004

titillation by proxy

How tweens and preteens like to get their titillation.

Some tweens crave titillation, but wouldn't dare to do anything risqué with their own bodies, so they'll wait until there's a lot of people and pants someone else.

by FridgeRaider December 14, 2004

baby pro

1. An underaged prostitute.

2. A pro below the legal age of sexual consent.

3. Jailbait that offers to turn tricks.

4. A lolita for hire.

If you get caught with that baby pro you'll be charged with rape.

by FridgeRaider May 18, 2004

girlfriend in training

A naive, usually preteen lolita that an older guy flirts with, with or without pedosexual intentions.

Watch out! Your girlfriend in training is starting to wear a bra.

by FridgeRaider May 29, 2004

tween

An age set overlapping preteens, 'tween 8 and 14. A tween desperately wants to be a teen, but isn't about to stop being a kid. May flirt one minute, but be embarrassed about it the next; usually prefers titillation by proxy.

When I was in 4th grade, several of us would gang up on a boy and girl and make them kiss each other for our titillation.

I was standing in line behind another teen, and the 10 year olds she was baby-sitting kept pushing her against men behind her to to get titillation by proxy. I made sure to stand behind her a lot that day.

Google "CSM Models" for an eye full of tweens getting titillation by proxy, flirting with the camera instead of a person.

by FridgeRaider December 14, 2004

turn tricks

Have sex for hire, as a prostitute.

She'll turn tricks all night so she can afford a room to come home to after middle school.

by FridgeRaider May 18, 2004

Lassen County

An experimental recidivism project supported by the governments of California and the United States of America.

The inmates at Lassen County maintain petting zoos such as County Jail and High Desert Correctional Center in which threatened species such as upstanding citizens are incarcerated.

by FridgeRaider May 18, 2004