FridgeRaider's definitions

tween

An age set overlapping preteens, 'tween 8 and 14. A tween desperately wants to be a teen, but isn't about to stop being a kid. May flirt one minute, but be embarrassed about it the next; usually prefers titillation by proxy.

When I was in 4th grade, several of us would gang up on a boy and girl and make them kiss each other for our titillation.

I was standing in line behind another teen, and the 10 year olds she was baby-sitting kept pushing her against men behind her to to get titillation by proxy. I made sure to stand behind her a lot that day.

Google "CSM Models" for an eye full of tweens getting titillation by proxy, flirting with the camera instead of a person.

by FridgeRaider December 14, 2004

bone out

(theoretical) To bone somebody so deep that it comes out some other orifice.

No, she wasn't giving head. I boned out and she gagged on it.

by FridgeRaider May 19, 2004

preteen

Anyone under 13 years old. The 9 to 13 crowd is called tweens.

For an eye full of tweens, Google "CSM models"

by FridgeRaider December 11, 2004

eye full

Something so good to look at, that your eyes don't need any more to look at.

Those tweens are an eye full.

by FridgeRaider December 14, 2004

titillation by proxy

How tweens and preteens like to get their titillation.

Some tweens crave titillation, but wouldn't dare to do anything risqué with their own bodies, so they'll wait until there's a lot of people and pants someone else.

by FridgeRaider December 14, 2004

Lassen County

An experimental recidivism project supported by the governments of California and the United States of America.

The inmates at Lassen County maintain petting zoos such as County Jail and High Desert Correctional Center in which threatened species such as upstanding citizens are incarcerated.

by FridgeRaider May 17, 2004

indoor sports

Incest. See also bedroom sports.

When Lassen County has blackouts for up to four days in subzero weather and whole families get bored, there's nothing to do but play indoor sports. I dare say they don't stay bored.

by FridgeRaider June 2, 2004