FridgeRaider's definitions

stall call

A practical solution to an impractical schedule, but a good way to get hung up on, and your number blocked.

No, I'm not making a stall call! Now, how about we go out toni... (P-f-f-f-f-p-p-p-t... grunt... splash!) (click - bzzzzz!)

(dup-dup-dup-dup-dup-dup-dup... br-r-r-r-ng! br-r-r-r-ng! br-r-r-r-ng! br-r-r-r-ng!) Aw, come on! Pick up the phone! You were just there!

by FridgeRaider November 30, 2006

indoor sports

Incest. See also bedroom sports.

When Lassen County has blackouts for up to four days in subzero weather and whole families get bored, there's nothing to do but play indoor sports. I dare say they don't stay bored.

by FridgeRaider June 2, 2004

turn tricks

Have sex for hire, as a prostitute.

She'll turn tricks all night so she can afford a room to come home to after middle school.

by FridgeRaider May 17, 2004

sexual consent

Willingly having sex, without force, coercion, manipulation, intoxication, or trickery.

Only adults are competent to give sexual consent. No, 12 years old is not adult.

by FridgeRaider May 17, 2004

girlfriend in training

A naive, usually preteen lolita that an older guy flirts with, with or without pedosexual intentions.

Watch out! Your girlfriend in training is starting to wear a bra.

by FridgeRaider May 29, 2004

Lassen County

An experimental recidivism project supported by the governments of California and the United States of America.

The inmates at Lassen County maintain petting zoos such as County Jail and High Desert Correctional Center in which threatened species such as upstanding citizens are incarcerated.

by FridgeRaider May 17, 2004

holy shit

Reverential incantation of a universal religious concept:

See shit happens for a better explanation.

by FridgeRaider September 27, 2004