Calabasas where calabash cousins make sure to kiss and tell and look really expensive while doing it. They were born made and the dollars dwindle unless they swindled!
Calabasas knows how to party! So Cal version of partying means the biggest star 🌟 appears at your toddler's half birthday bash and the favor bags include Gucci iron on patches because even the kids got major swag. While the glam mommies shop and have mommy juice all day long daddy tales a helicopter to his favorite golf course. But they are the middle class version of high class because while near 90210, it is not 90210.
by Freeasabird January 28, 2020
Sheila! Sheila!! Sheila!!! What an angel!! Once you meet a Sheila never and I mean this NEVER let her go. This girl is probably one of the nicest, sweetest and loyal person you shall ever meet. Though they can be very idealist and innocent. A Sheila is that friend that will never say good things about you behind your back. When a Sheila laughs.... OMG... They are the most purest humans they have an honest some may think childlike laugh. They are so genuine. Is funny without even knowing it. PLEASE if you there is a Sheila in your life appreciate her, there's not as many Dope people in this world.
by FREEasAbird October 12, 2019
Nowhere to sleep unexpectedly for an unknown period of time. I'm a gonna sleep on the side of the road and call it urban camping!
by Freeasabird January 07, 2020
Ben seems too good to be true but has pretty eyes.
by Freeasabird January 28, 2020
White girl Wednesday is deemed necessary by certain White girls. To prepare, they get spray tans, drink too much, pad their bodies to fake curves, and valley girl complain about White boys that want everyone other than White 👧 s. Then they go shopping for the perfect look, take selfies, tell each other they look great and inside think I'm the finest it is so perfect to be the only perfect appearing one in this group of White girls. This def is fictional by the way. It went extinct in the 90s.
All eyes on us on White girl Wednesday's! White girl drunk tonight, Becky and Marsha Marsha Marsha! Don't be so divisive!
by Freeasabird January 04, 2020
Leo is a three out of tean. 10 at listening but with an agenda so a -10 for opening up to or confiding in unless you want it blasted. Body an 11 for an old dad. -01 for tone when pissed. 1,000,000 for hugs. -3,0000 for chance he will ever be monogamous for life or ethically non-monogamous but high hopes he cheats. A lot. Super glues himself into the membranes of your mind body and soul so that you will give him your last dollar in the hopes he will finally kiss you right. Lame! Probably assigned as your hit man. But very smexy about the job.
Even though he is a really bad kisser, she cannot stop thinking about Leo. He is a twin flamer. Howzit hanging cuz.
by Freeasabird January 29, 2020
by Freeasabird December 30, 2019