3 definitions by Fire Tech
An immature adolescent man child, with a propensity towards arrogance and an abundantly douchey nature. Can normally be spotted in the wild vaping (hence the V) with a flat brimmed hat turned backwards and Kyle worthy sunglasses. Reeking of name brand body spray and succulent vape juice, they can usually be found hiding under the huge clouds they often brag about, but ward off the opposite sex. Which is fine, because they don't need them anyway.
by Fire Tech September 12, 2019
A man with an unusually awesome mustache. Revered, but also despised due to jealousy caused by inferior facial hair.
by Fire Tech September 12, 2019
An inspector that is more concerned with going to lunch and leaving early than actually doing their job. Takes frequent naps in their van, then signs off on fraudulent paperwork, coercing their clients to do the same "so they can get out of here." Usually tests a maximum of 10% of a system, then fails random devices to give the appearance of actual integrity. Shows up to sites ridiculously early to catch a few Zzs before "work." Standard dress is boat shoes and shorts, but often can be seen doing nothing wearing jeans. Lead by Inspector Prime.
Inspectacons, more than meets the eyes. Inspectacons, tools in disguise.
If it's polling, I'm strolling.
If it's flashing, I'm passing.
If it's green, its clean.
If it's there, I don't care.
Just sign so I can get out of here!
Fail it, and move on!
If it's polling, I'm strolling.
If it's flashing, I'm passing.
If it's green, its clean.
If it's there, I don't care.
Just sign so I can get out of here!
Fail it, and move on!
by Fire Tech September 13, 2019