2 definitions by Fast Eddie, KOS
A pasty-ass suburbanite who thinks he/she is all hip and ghetto and is always throwing around some poorly-phrased slang to try to look edgy.
Look at Cracker McWhitebread with his shorts around his ass while he's shopping in JC Penny for suit separates.
by Fast Eddie, KOS February 14, 2012
a low-intelligence gerbil who likes to cheat on the wifey by fucking a waitress on the table. Also can describe a jackass with a bad hair weave who wears white suits like colonel sanders
Look at that rick pitino with his little dick out getting killed by the 'Cuse while he preens around in his white suit
by Fast Eddie, KOS March 24, 2012