Fast Bobby's definitions

Westward Hole

Las Vegas slang for the Westward Ho Casino - so named for its dumpy, scummy appearance and clientele.

We walked into Westward Hole for the 5 cent coffee, but left quickly when we saw all the grubby dirtbags hanging out there.

by Fast Bobby January 21, 2004

pissoir

Literally a public urinal in most major European cities, but sometimes a creative way of saying you are pissed off, or pissed off at someone, or someone is an idiot; sometimes used as an exclamation.

Damn it, Nelson, you are a real pissoir!

PISSOIR! I spilled the cleaning fluid on the shelf!

by Fast Bobby April 12, 2004

gorillas

Slang for the hair on the back of your neck; sometimes called "G-rillas"

Instead of getting a full haircut, Gina trimmed up my gorillas for me, and I was good to go.

I'll throw in an extra five if you trim up my gorillas.

by Fast Bobby June 24, 2004

Nut Remorse

The experience many men feel immediately after ejaculation, most often during sexual intercourse but sometimes during masturbation, signaling that the particular sexual act wasn't worth their time and/or the person they have just hooked up with is unattractive or just not that sexually exciting.

After fucking the Titty Mongrel, Doug experienced an overwhelming sense of nut remorse, wishing he had rubbed one out instead.

by Fast Bobby February 24, 2009

leg up

When someone purposely avoids consuming alcohol in order to stay sober enough to impress women and hopefully win over the affections of a woman; the woman will look upon the male friends of this person as simply uncouth drunkards!

Hey Soup Can, why don't you try drinking that beer instead of nursing it; everyone in this house is sick and tired of you getting a leg up night after night and stealing our pussy!

by Fast Bobby September 23, 2004

Tartoofala

Extreme variation of the oofala; sometimes shortened to "tartoof"

That lime green lesiure suit is the tartoofala!

by Fast Bobby January 28, 2004

NASCAR Dads

The most wanted demographic of national political candidates during the 2004 election cycle; comprised of Southern and Midwestern white males age 25 and older who usually vote Republican, but can be swayed to vote Democratic if the candidate better addresses the issues they care about; for comparison, see also soccer momor Bubba

Bob Graham sponsored Jon Wood's Craftsman Truck Series ride in order to appeal to NASCAR Dads.

by Fast Bobby July 8, 2003