Fast Bobby's definitions

Tartoofala

Extreme variation of the oofala; sometimes shortened to "tartoof"

That lime green lesiure suit is the tartoofala!

by Fast Bobby January 28, 2004

anyones

Of the most stuperior quality. Opposite of the oofala

Did you see Dougie's sweet 1970 Chevelle? That is anyones!

by Fast Bobby January 28, 2004

Titty Mongrel

A bastardization of the phrases "Titty Monger" or "Tit Monger", used to describe a large-busted woman of relaxed moral character who frequented the dorms and fraternity houses of Colgate University in the late 80's and early 90's.

Scott C. and Scotty J. both hooked up with the Titty Mongrel after doing a few naked beer slides last night at OX.

by Fast Bobby January 27, 2004

earillas

Variation of gorillas referring to the hair that grows on your inner or outer ear

When I got the new MICROTOUCH trimmer, I found it to be so handy for trimming those hard-to-get earillas.

by Fast Bobby June 24, 2004

gorillas

Slang for the hair on the back of your neck; sometimes called "G-rillas"

Instead of getting a full haircut, Gina trimmed up my gorillas for me, and I was good to go.

I'll throw in an extra five if you trim up my gorillas.

by Fast Bobby June 24, 2004

Westward Hole

Las Vegas slang for the Westward Ho Casino - so named for its dumpy, scummy appearance and clientele.

We walked into Westward Hole for the 5 cent coffee, but left quickly when we saw all the grubby dirtbags hanging out there.

by Fast Bobby January 21, 2004

NASCAR Dads

The most wanted demographic of national political candidates during the 2004 election cycle; comprised of Southern and Midwestern white males age 25 and older who usually vote Republican, but can be swayed to vote Democratic if the candidate better addresses the issues they care about; for comparison, see also soccer momor Bubba

Bob Graham sponsored Jon Wood's Craftsman Truck Series ride in order to appeal to NASCAR Dads.

by Fast Bobby July 8, 2003