Fast Bobby's definitions

groaner

1) An erection so stiff and firm that it makes a guy groan.

2) A woman who is so vocal during sex that her moans turn to groans of lust and desire.

1) "Dude, that chick is so hot, she gave me a groaner that wouldn't go down even after I came!"

2) "Julie is a real groaner in bed! I could hear her all the way over on Sixth Ave."

by Fast Bobby May 21, 2003

ash wednesday

Actually a miss pronunciation of "Hash Wednesday", a day of the week following Mescaline Monday and Trippin' Tuesday and preceeding THC Thursday and Freebase Friday.

Steve Albert and a few other guys from my TV class came over to jam and do some bong hits on Hash Wednesday.

by Fast Bobby March 2, 2004

anyones

Of the most stuperior quality. Opposite of the oofala

Did you see Dougie's sweet 1970 Chevelle? That is anyones!

by Fast Bobby January 28, 2004

Titty Mongrel

A bastardization of the phrases "Titty Monger" or "Tit Monger", used to describe a large-busted woman of relaxed moral character who frequented the dorms and fraternity houses of Colgate University in the late 80's and early 90's.

Scott C. and Scotty J. both hooked up with the Titty Mongrel after doing a few naked beer slides last night at OX.

by Fast Bobby January 27, 2004

NASCAR Dads

The most wanted demographic of national political candidates during the 2004 election cycle; comprised of Southern and Midwestern white males age 25 and older who usually vote Republican, but can be swayed to vote Democratic if the candidate better addresses the issues they care about; for comparison, see also soccer momor Bubba

Bob Graham sponsored Jon Wood's Craftsman Truck Series ride in order to appeal to NASCAR Dads.

by Fast Bobby July 8, 2003

Pennsylvania

Literally meaning "Penn's Woods" but better defined by Democratic political strategist James Carville as "Philadelphia in the east, Pittsburgh in the west and Alabama in the middle!" Middle of the state jokingly referred to as "Pennsyltucky". Home of perpetual road construction and an important swing state in national politics. Powerball lottery state. Actually kinda nice.

If you want to win the White House, you must make a strong effort to win Pennsylvania.

by Fast Bobby April 8, 2004

oofala

Anything that is ridiculous, offensive, sad, depressing or ruining of a good time. This word may be a variation of the phrase "oofah", used by metro New York City area natives to express frustration or disgruntledness. Sometime shortened to "the oof". See also Tartoofala

The fact that four pledges failed to complete the pledging process was the oofala!

by Fast Bobby January 28, 2004