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Definitions by Fast Bobby

ash wednesday

Actually a miss pronunciation of "Hash Wednesday", a day of the week following Mescaline Monday and Trippin' Tuesday and preceeding THC Thursday and Freebase Friday.
Steve Albert and a few other guys from my TV class came over to jam and do some bong hits on Hash Wednesday.
ash wednesday by Fast Bobby March 2, 2004

couch it 

To be banished from your main bed to the living room/lounge couch by 1) your spouse or 2) your roommate for either punitive or hooking up reasons.
1) Since you cheated on me with your trampy secretary, why don't you couch it, you prick!

2) Hey Coleman, why don't you couch it so the Titty Mongrel can give me a hummer!
couch it by Fast Bobby February 17, 2004
Anything that is ridiculous, offensive, sad, depressing or ruining of a good time. This word may be a variation of the phrase "oofah", used by metro New York City area natives to express frustration or disgruntledness. Sometime shortened to "the oof". See also Tartoofala
The fact that four pledges failed to complete the pledging process was the oofala!
oofala by Fast Bobby January 28, 2004

Tartoofala 

Extreme variation of the oofala; sometimes shortened to "tartoof"
That lime green lesiure suit is the tartoofala!
Tartoofala by Fast Bobby January 28, 2004
Of the most stuperior quality. Opposite of the oofala
Did you see Dougie's sweet 1970 Chevelle? That is anyones!
anyones by Fast Bobby January 28, 2004

Titty Mongrel 

A bastardization of the phrases "Titty Monger" or "Tit Monger", used to describe a large-busted woman of relaxed moral character who frequented the dorms and fraternity houses of Colgate University in the late 80's and early 90's.
Scott C. and Scotty J. both hooked up with the Titty Mongrel after doing a few naked beer slides last night at OX.
Titty Mongrel by Fast Bobby January 27, 2004
Bar slang for "a double," an extra stiff drink.
Hey Kiran, stop trying to get with the Titty Mongrel and pour me a dubs scotch!
dubs by Fast Bobby January 27, 2004