Fast Bobby's definitions
When I got the new MICROTOUCH trimmer, I found it to be so handy for trimming those hard-to-get earillas.
by Fast Bobby June 24, 2004
Get the earillasmug. That lime green lesiure suit is the tartoofala!
by Fast Bobby January 28, 2004
Get the Tartoofalamug. Las Vegas slang for the Westward Ho Casino - so named for its dumpy, scummy appearance and clientele.
We walked into Westward Hole for the 5 cent coffee, but left quickly when we saw all the grubby dirtbags hanging out there.
by Fast Bobby January 21, 2004
Get the Westward Holemug. 1) An erection so stiff and firm that it makes a guy groan.
2) A woman who is so vocal during sex that her moans turn to groans of lust and desire.
2) A woman who is so vocal during sex that her moans turn to groans of lust and desire.
1) "Dude, that chick is so hot, she gave me a groaner that wouldn't go down even after I came!"
2) "Julie is a real groaner in bed! I could hear her all the way over on Sixth Ave."
2) "Julie is a real groaner in bed! I could hear her all the way over on Sixth Ave."
by Fast Bobby May 21, 2003
Get the groanermug. Actually a miss pronunciation of "Hash Wednesday", a day of the week following Mescaline Monday and Trippin' Tuesday and preceeding THC Thursday and Freebase Friday.
Steve Albert and a few other guys from my TV class came over to jam and do some bong hits on Hash Wednesday.
by Fast Bobby March 2, 2004
Get the ash wednesdaymug. When someone purposely avoids consuming alcohol in order to stay sober enough to impress women and hopefully win over the affections of a woman; the woman will look upon the male friends of this person as simply uncouth drunkards!
Hey Soup Can, why don't you try drinking that beer instead of nursing it; everyone in this house is sick and tired of you getting a leg up night after night and stealing our pussy!
by Fast Bobby September 23, 2004
Get the leg upmug. The experience many men feel immediately after ejaculation, most often during sexual intercourse but sometimes during masturbation, signaling that the particular sexual act wasn't worth their time and/or the person they have just hooked up with is unattractive or just not that sexually exciting.
After fucking the Titty Mongrel, Doug experienced an overwhelming sense of nut remorse, wishing he had rubbed one out instead.
by Fast Bobby February 24, 2009
Get the Nut Remorsemug.