Fast Bobby's definitions

ash wednesday

Actually a miss pronunciation of "Hash Wednesday", a day of the week following Mescaline Monday and Trippin' Tuesday and preceeding THC Thursday and Freebase Friday.

Steve Albert and a few other guys from my TV class came over to jam and do some bong hits on Hash Wednesday.

by Fast Bobby March 2, 2004

groaner

1) An erection so stiff and firm that it makes a guy groan.

2) A woman who is so vocal during sex that her moans turn to groans of lust and desire.

1) "Dude, that chick is so hot, she gave me a groaner that wouldn't go down even after I came!"

2) "Julie is a real groaner in bed! I could hear her all the way over on Sixth Ave."

by Fast Bobby May 21, 2003

oofala

Anything that is ridiculous, offensive, sad, depressing or ruining of a good time. This word may be a variation of the phrase "oofah", used by metro New York City area natives to express frustration or disgruntledness. Sometime shortened to "the oof". See also Tartoofala

The fact that four pledges failed to complete the pledging process was the oofala!

by Fast Bobby January 28, 2004

Westward Hole

Las Vegas slang for the Westward Ho Casino - so named for its dumpy, scummy appearance and clientele.

We walked into Westward Hole for the 5 cent coffee, but left quickly when we saw all the grubby dirtbags hanging out there.

by Fast Bobby January 21, 2004

earillas

Variation of gorillas referring to the hair that grows on your inner or outer ear

When I got the new MICROTOUCH trimmer, I found it to be so handy for trimming those hard-to-get earillas.

by Fast Bobby June 24, 2004

gorillas

Slang for the hair on the back of your neck; sometimes called "G-rillas"

Instead of getting a full haircut, Gina trimmed up my gorillas for me, and I was good to go.

I'll throw in an extra five if you trim up my gorillas.

by Fast Bobby June 24, 2004

Tartoofala

Extreme variation of the oofala; sometimes shortened to "tartoof"

That lime green lesiure suit is the tartoofala!

by Fast Bobby January 28, 2004