52 definitions by Evil

Paper Clip

A clip for paper

Person: "I have a paper clip. I think I will use it for clipping paper together!"

by Evil October 19, 2003

egg salad

Salad made with eggs.

Person: "I like eggs and I like salad....Yes I do."

by Evil October 19, 2003

Wax

A stick of gum

I stole some wax from him...

by Evil October 31, 2003

Air Freshener

Freshener for the air that freshens the air when the air needs to be freshened because the air is un-fresh.

Person: "I want some freshener for the air to freshen the air when my farts make the air stinky and un-fresh. I think I will put air freshener on my shopping list."

by Evil October 19, 2003

Broken Pencil

A pencil that is not fully functional because it can not write things. Pencils are usually used by school students and are broken so that the student can get up and sharpen their pencil that is broken.

Person: "I have a pencil which is not fully functional because it can not write things. My pencil that is broken is a broken pencil."

by Evil October 19, 2003

Public Telephone

A telephone found in public areas.

Person: "I want to call my friends on a telephone found in a public area. So I think I will use a public telephone to call my friends." (note: he has no friends.)

by Evil October 19, 2003

Microwave

Something that heats things up using micro waves. Used for cooking food, torturing baby kittens, and much much more.

Person: "I want to cook my chinese food using waves that are micro. I think I will go and buy a microwave."

by Evil October 19, 2003