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Definitions by Evan Met

harold buttle 

a guys name, also sounds alot like harry butthole
man did you see that, it looked like....uuuuhhhhhh harry buttle, ya i know harold buttle
harold buttle by evan met May 2, 2011
a beard thats been growing for quite some time
i havnt shaved in 5 weeks, rockin a kimbo
kimbo by evan met November 27, 2009

red swirl 

when da bitch be on her rag and u eat dat shit out.
Guy: "What do you call it when you eat your women out when shes having her period?"
Me: "You gave yo bitch a red swirl you sick son of a bitch."
Guy: "Yeah, four times this week."
red swirl by Evan Met June 28, 2006

schwarzwald 

Means, in German: Black Forest, which is then transferred into a man, or women's, hairy ass, cuz its a forest of hairs, that are black. yyyeeeaaahhh.
I have a fucking schwarzwald.
schwarzwald by Evan Met May 10, 2006

brown nose 

when someone is passed out, you stick your asshole directly on the persons nose, then fart, twice.
brown nose by Evan Met May 10, 2006

pukegasm 

when your soo wasted that when you puke you feel soooo much better.
i felt so sick, that when i puked, i had a pukegasm.
pukegasm by Evan Met May 10, 2006
The combination of getting Mono and AIDS in one sexual experience(session).
I have MAIDS, I hate the bitch that gave me MAIDS, she should die.
MAIDS by Evan Met May 2, 2006