brown nose

when someone is passed out, you stick your asshole directly on the persons nose, then fart, twice.

J-OP got brown nosed at the basketball tournament.

by Evan Met May 10, 2006

MacLifer

1. Someone who consistantly goes to MacDonald's atleast once a week.
2. Someone who works at MacDonald's all they're life, this job is usually they're first job.

That fatty is a maclifer, i seen her come in here 3 times this week already.
Sean is a maclifer, all he does is work at macdonalds 24/7

by Evan Met April 15, 2006

schwarzwald

Means, in German: Black Forest, which is then transferred into a man, or women's, hairy ass, cuz its a forest of hairs, that are black. yyyeeeaaahhh.

I have a fucking schwarzwald.

by Evan Met May 10, 2006

Dante Hall

Probably the most exciting return man in the Nation Football League today, I'm not saying the best, but the most exciting. He plays for the Kansas City Cheifs and plays slot.

In 2003, Dante Hall changed directions three times on his way to a 93 yard punt return touchdown.

by Evan Met March 04, 2006

grinder

A girl who grinds her teeth alone the shaft of a man's penis.

That chick was a grinder, so I gave her a purple mushroom...see purple mushroom for details.

by Evan Met January 14, 2006

red swirl

when da bitch be on her rag and u eat dat shit out.

Guy: "What do you call it when you eat your women out when shes having her period?"
Me: "You gave yo bitch a red swirl you sick son of a bitch."
Guy: "Yeah, four times this week."

by Evan Met June 28, 2006

jizz cracker

When a group of males, such as a football or hockey team, punish a rookie player by each person jizzing on the same cracker then the rookie has to eat it.

Carlos is a new player, so we're going to give him the jizz cracker next tournament.

by Evan Met January 15, 2006