Someone who is indecisive about purchasing a product or service, and never feels satisfied with what they are offered. In the end a tire kicker may or may not buy. The term comes from sales people at car dealerships. Tire kickers would come around frequently, kick the tires a few times on the cars that they liked, but never make a solid purchasing decision on any particular car or trim.
by Ethan April 27, 2004
Get the tire kickermug. Four of the most vulgar words in the english language (ass, shit, damn, and of course, fuck) merged together to create the god of vulgarity. This word is used only when it is extremely neccesary.
(side not: the conversation below never actually happened, and the person named "trip" does not have a speech impediment, forcing him to talk like a complete idiot, hes is, above all, generally normal, and would not say this)
(side not: the conversation below never actually happened, and the person named "trip" does not have a speech impediment, forcing him to talk like a complete idiot, hes is, above all, generally normal, and would not say this)
Trip: Hey! d1d j00 sEe the NeW fInAl FANTASyyy VIDe0?
Ethan: wow. ASDF noob.
Trip: NoOoOoO000oOo!!!1
Ethan: What the hell is wrong with you? I told you to ASDF!
Trip: *owned*
Ethan: wow. ASDF noob.
Trip: NoOoOoO000oOo!!!1
Ethan: What the hell is wrong with you? I told you to ASDF!
Trip: *owned*
by Ethan April 08, 2005
Get the asdfmug. The floor was littered with donut dandruff after my coworkers raided a box of Krispy Kreme glazed donuts.
by Ethan October 09, 2003
Get the donut dandruffmug. by ethan April 08, 2003
Get the good shitmug. 
by Ethan February 01, 2005
Get the cuddymug. Any problem that can be solved with household or other ordinary items in a creative manner, often including dental floss.
by ethan December 15, 2002
Get the mcguyverablemug.