Ethan's definitions

tire kicker

Someone who is indecisive about purchasing a product or service, and never feels satisfied with what they are offered. In the end a tire kicker may or may not buy. The term comes from sales people at car dealerships. Tire kickers would come around frequently, kick the tires a few times on the cars that they liked, but never make a solid purchasing decision on any particular car or trim.

That tire kicker has come here every day for the last month, don't waste any time on him.

by Ethan April 27, 2004

juked

Broken, messed-up, nonfunctional.

Man, my CD player is totally juked after I dropped it.

by ethan May 7, 2004

cuddy

Cuddy is another term for nigger!!!

Dude, that cuddy Patrick Ewing has a HUGE nose!!!

by Ethan February 1, 2005

mcguyverable

Any problem that can be solved with household or other ordinary items in a creative manner, often including dental floss.

Broken dishwasher? That's totally mcguyverable, I'll get the floss.

by ethan December 15, 2002

trisha jo

one hot momma

lets turn it on, lets turn it up, and turn this room in to a sauna

by Ethan March 27, 2004

blaz

hot sexy beats that nicole wants, the utmost sexiest being alive, unmatchably hott

he is such a blaz, look at that blaz,

by ethan February 17, 2005

Oxymoron

An idiot with a gas bottle!

That idiot has a gas bottle! That's the first oxymoron I've seen in a long time!

by Ethan February 16, 2005