Ethan's definitions

fetus

An unborn.
Also, the best damn thing to use in ANY joke... EVER.

-What's the difference between a Zombie and a Fetus?
You cant bbq Zombies.
-Whats the difference between a bag of popcorn and a fetus?
Fetuses don't pop in the microwave.
-Why isn't there fetus porn?
Its a fucking crime against humanity... unless it includes pointy objects...

by Ethan March 23, 2005

Children of Bodom

One of the Best progressive/melodic death metal bands ever. Alexi Laiho, the guitarist, is one of the best guitarists in the world, and isn't too bad at singing either. Other members include Jaska Raatikainen, who plays the drums; Henkka Blacksmith, who plays the bass; Janne Warman, who plays the keyboard; and lastly, Alexander Kuoppala, who recently left the band, and has been replaced for the time being with Roope Latvala. The band's name came from one of the biggest murder mysteries in the band's home country of Finland, nearly 45 years ago, which revolved around 4 kids camping near lake bodom. 3 of the 4 were violently murdered, and the fourth was put in a mental instutution. It has come out recently though, that the fouth kid was the murderer. Children of Bodom's music is a blend of metal, and neoclassical melodies. Their latest album, Hatecrew Deathroll, has at least one great solo in every single song. If you haven't checked them out yet, do so. I command it.

Their albums and EPs:

1)Something Wild
2)Children of Bodom
3)Downfall
4)Hatebreeder
5)Tokyo Warheats (live album)
6)HATE ME!
7)Follow the Reaper
8)You're Better Off Dead!
9)Hatecrew Deathroll
10) Trashed, Lost & Strungout

by Ethan March 30, 2005

jizzmaster

One who is known for mastering the art of the swallow. This can be either a female or a male.

See jizz

"Shit, Pat, how many times have you had your stomach pumped this week? Fucking jizzmaster."

by Ethan August 31, 2003

nutfuck

A person who acts mindlessly.
See fucknut

That nutfuck ran over my cat!

by Ethan December 4, 2003

kill your buddy

A version of dodgeball in which all the players stand inside the boundaries of a basketball court and attempt to hit other people with balls. There are no teams. If you get hit three times, you go outside the out-of-bounds line and can pick up balls that roll towards you and peg the people still in play. Last person left inside the court wins.

This isn't your ordinary game of dodgeball -- this is kill your buddy.

by ethan February 2, 2004

ho-ho

noun;
1)person who likes ho-hos
2)person who resembles a ho-ho, and enjoys telling others how great he or she is, therefore no one cares about them.
Ignorant, obnoxious, self-centered, alcoholic who doesnt wash clothing, ostentatious, likes boys who hate her, repeats things that no one cares about.
3)CRAZY AND LOUD, ROUDY, LIKES THE BEACH.

1)No one likes a ho-ho.

2)"Ho-Ho is a NO-NO!"

by Ethan April 25, 2005

Extruvient

adj. To be great to the highest degree.
adv. To a very high degree.

That concert was extruvient!
Man, that chick is extruviently hot!

by ethan November 16, 2002