29 definitions by Erin Montgomery
This refers to a person's head, usually in a crude or uncomplimentary way. A berk's noggin or (rarely) a desktop computer's tower.
"Go soak your brain-box" is a suggestion to go drown yourself in a bucket. "He banged his brain-box on it" means a berk finally figured something obvious out.
by Erin Montgomery May 2, 2010
by Erin Montgomery April 30, 2010
A slovenly fop; one finely dressed, but dirty. This term's also used to refer to mobsters, who appear nice on the surface, but are nasty thugs underneath.
by Erin Montgomery May 2, 2010
An expression that means news, local gossip, the facts, the mood in the air. Chant is whatever everyone is talking about right now.
I went to the pub around the corner and asked the bartender for the latest chant going around the neighbourhood...
by Erin Montgomery May 1, 2010
Crushed with great force; maybe in a stampede of concert fans, or perhaps run over by a pedi-cab or bus.
by Erin Montgomery May 1, 2010
An adjective meaning worse than crazy, clueless and stupid all put together. The opposite of hende. An unhende berk is rude, ignorant, and incompetent.
That unhende waiter is horrible! He got my order wrong three times, spilled soup on me, and spent all night checking out my wife and flirting with the waitresses instead of serving his customers!
by Erin Montgomery May 7, 2010
The business of thieving, or anything else illegal or shady in nature such as the black or grey markets. Fencing, stealing, and smuggling.
I make my money the modern way, I cross-trade stolen merchandise and contraband on auction websites and invest my jink based on insider stock tips...
by Erin Montgomery May 1, 2010