Definitions by Emerson Crossjostle
off the twitter
off the twitter by Emerson Crossjostle May 13, 2015
old people upsetting
old people upsetting by Emerson Crossjostle May 13, 2015
Love Scopes
astrology horoscopes that specifically focus on the relationship compatibility between people based on their Zodiac signs
Thanks to social media, I can read my love scopes every day instead of having to wait for the new local weekly to come out.
Love Scopes by Emerson Crossjostle March 19, 2013
urbdict induct
newly submitted words and terms are officially awarded this as soon as the great Urban Dictionary editors grant them their approval
When a term is accepted by UD editors (who are so sexy) for inclusion in Urban Dictionary, it is said to have received an 'urbdict induct'.
urbdict induct by Emerson Crossjostle March 17, 2013
mashed couch potatoes
It's a simple recipe. Only 2 ingredients are needed to make mashed couch potatoes: a tornado and a trailer park
You don't even need to add the tornado, though.
Just let the trailer park attract it.
You don't even need to add the tornado, though.
Just let the trailer park attract it.
mashed couch potatoes by Emerson Crossjostle March 13, 2013
Bunnypants
A once-popular nickname for a certain ex-president, based on a photoshopped picture of him wearing a bunny outfit instead of his Mission Accomplished flight suit.
When the teacher asked the child who was president before Barack Obama, she answered, "Bunnypants," because that's what her parents had always called him.
Bunnypants by Emerson Crossjostle March 13, 2013
playing fetch
TV's on. Wasn't paying attention. Realized I've been ignoring golf, not soccer*. What is with these people playing fetch with their balls?
*world football (whatever)
*world football (whatever)
playing fetch by Emerson Crossjostle March 13, 2013