by Emerson Crossjostle March 10, 2013
TV's on. Wasn't paying attention. Realized I've been ignoring golf, not soccer*. What is with these people playing fetch with their balls?
*world football (whatever)
*world football (whatever)
by Emerson Crossjostle March 13, 2013
by Emerson Crossjostle March 11, 2013
It's a simple recipe. Only 2 ingredients are needed to make mashed couch potatoes: a tornado and a trailer park
You don't even need to add the tornado, though.
Just let the trailer park attract it.
You don't even need to add the tornado, though.
Just let the trailer park attract it.
by Emerson Crossjostle March 11, 2013
The coordinated team effort by all the inanimate objects around you to completely and totally fuck with a person for no apparent reason other than their own amusement.
I believe it was Mandelbrot who forgot to warn us of the Africanized bee-swarming, black cloud-ish shit storm where inanimate objects all collude to fuck with us when they're bored. It's called the asshole fractal.
by Emerson Crossjostle March 09, 2013
Went to New Age doctor for cure to my ‘having trouble pooping’ problem. Cost: $100 bucks.
Suggested I say affirmation.
THIS POO SHALL PASS
Suggested I say affirmation.
THIS POO SHALL PASS
by Emerson Crossjostle March 13, 2013
A once-popular nickname for a certain ex-president, based on a photoshopped picture of him wearing a bunny outfit instead of his Mission Accomplished flight suit.
When the teacher asked the child who was president before Barack Obama, she answered, "Bunnypants," because that's what her parents had always called him.
by Emerson Crossjostle March 12, 2013