Emerson Crossjostle's definitions

turduvadove

A white pigeon (dove) poops on an optimistic person of faith's head to indicate that his/her prayer/request was heard, reviewed, and has been emphatically denied.

Turduvadove. ..Word from above.

by Emerson Crossjostle March 9, 2013

Asshole Fractal

The coordinated team effort by all the inanimate objects around you to completely and totally fuck with a person for no apparent reason other than their own amusement.

I believe it was Mandelbrot who forgot to warn us of the Africanized bee-swarming, black cloud-ish shit storm where inanimate objects all collude to fuck with us when they're bored. It's called the asshole fractal.

by Emerson Crossjostle March 9, 2013

dbdb

Acronym: don't be a douche bag

The bouncer lost his stamper; so he used a pen and wrote 'dbdb' on everybody's hand.

by Emerson Crossjostle March 9, 2013

urbdicted

where the misspelled version of a word appears at top of Google because it was first defined on Urban Dictionary

An example of an urbdicted word is burritagasm. It's the combination of the word 'burrito' and 'orgasm'.

by Emerson Crossjostle March 9, 2013

helmet helmet

what a helmet wears for protection

If I was a helmet, I'd wear a helmet helmet, too.

by Emerson Crossjostle March 9, 2013

Emerson

Not the 20th century, transcendentalist poet who changed his last name to his favorite word on Urban Dictionary

They were uncomfortable calling him Mr. Crossjostle, so his friends just called him Emerson.

by Emerson Crossjostle March 9, 2013

vagnostic

One who has a solid trust in vagina despite having somewhat vague beliefs.

The vagnostic was a deep believer in vagina, although he/she knew not of just quite what.

by Emerson Crossjostle March 10, 2013