urbdict induct

newly submitted words and terms are officially awarded this as soon as the great Urban Dictionary editors grant them their approval
When a term is accepted by UD editors (who are so sexy) for inclusion in Urban Dictionary, it is said to have received an 'urbdict induct'.
by Emerson Crossjostle March 17, 2013
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Love Scopes

astrology horoscopes that specifically focus on the relationship compatibility between people based on their Zodiac signs
Thanks to social media, I can read my love scopes every day instead of having to wait for the new local weekly to come out.
by Emerson Crossjostle March 19, 2013
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Seed Library

The section in some public libraries where you can use your library card to check out heirloom (local) seeds, with the implied promise that if your gardening efforts are successful, you'll replace the seeds you 'borrowed' from the Seed Library by agreeing to give them some of the seeds that your new plants produced.
My public library now has a Seed Library inside which lets me check out packets of local seeds. It's made it super easy for me to grow salad greens and eat healthy for free.
by Emerson Crossjostle March 11, 2013
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off the twitter

I've been off the twitter lately. Kinda taking a break from social media for awhile.
by Emerson Crossjostle May 13, 2015
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This Poo Shall Pass

Went to New Age doctor for cure to my ‘having trouble pooping’ problem. Cost: $100 bucks.

Suggested I say affirmation.

THIS POO SHALL PASS
by Emerson Crossjostle March 12, 2013
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Hell is for Mildred

what your grandma believed when she died because that's what you told her
I told grandma, "Hell is for Mildred," because that's what I thought Pat Benatar said. By the time I realized it was a song about children, my poor granny Mildred was dead.
by Emerson Crossjostle March 10, 2013
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pop psychology

using your mind to outsmart your soda and prevent it from spraying you; also known as defensive drinking, or thinking before you drink
"If a soda seems to be all shaken up, calm it down by tapping on the top of the can a little bit." ~Pop psychology
by Emerson Crossjostle March 11, 2013
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