Emerson Crossjostle's definitions
The whole reason I like to got to movies when they first come out is to be surprised by the munchkin blumpkin (if there is one) before anyone blabs about it online.
by Emerson Crossjostle March 12, 2013
Get the munchkin blumpkinmug. The coordinated team effort by all the inanimate objects around you to completely and totally fuck with a person for no apparent reason other than their own amusement.
I believe it was Mandelbrot who forgot to warn us of the Africanized bee-swarming, black cloud-ish shit storm where inanimate objects all collude to fuck with us when they're bored. It's called the asshole fractal.
by Emerson Crossjostle March 9, 2013
Get the Asshole Fractalmug. A white pigeon (dove) poops on an optimistic person of faith's head to indicate that his/her prayer/request was heard, reviewed, and has been emphatically denied.
Turduvadove. ..Word from above.
by Emerson Crossjostle March 9, 2013
Get the turduvadovemug. a battlefield remark which distracted a pursuing army, and allowed for Moses to successfully lead his people out of Egypt
According to a new lost old scroll just now found, the pursuing ancient army knew it was screwed when someone yelled, ""Bros before Moses."
by Emerson Crossjostle March 11, 2013
Get the Bros before Mosesmug. TV's on. Wasn't paying attention. Realized I've been ignoring golf, not soccer*. What is with these people playing fetch with their balls?
*world football (whatever)
*world football (whatever)
by Emerson Crossjostle March 13, 2013
Get the playing fetchmug. blaming President Obama for everything; a internet phrase added to the end of complaints about pretty much anything
by Emerson Crossjostle March 11, 2013
Get the Fucking Obamamug. by Emerson Crossjostle March 10, 2013
Get the vagnosticmug.