2 definitions by Elder Berry

Joseph's Myth

Joseph's Myth = a term used by non-Mormons to refer to Mormonism (founded by Joseph Smith).

MORMON MISSIONARIES: Hi, we're from the Church Of Jesus Christ Of Latter-Day Saints.

FUNDAMENTALIST CHRISTIANS: Do you believe in Joseph's Myth?

MORMON MISSONARIES: Yes, we believe in Joseph Smith.

FUNDAMENTALIST CHRISTIANS: Ha ha! You just admitted that Mormonism is Joseph's Myth!

by Elder Berry March 4, 2009

Elder

ELDER = a missionary from the LDS (Mormon) Church who is YOUNGER than you are, unless you are a minor.

Two young men knocked on my door. Their names were Elder Young and Elder Berry. My daughter thought they were Foxy Mormons, but, since the Elders were Young, I thought they were OxyMorons.

by Elder Berry March 2, 2009