69 definitions by El ritardo

Burgerrito

Putting shit in a tortilla you would usually put in a burger, but having to improvise.

Who wants burgerritos tonight?

by El ritardo June 25, 2018

Eggplanting

A teenage slang term, as it is a modern evolution of “Netflix and chill”.

Lenny and missy said they were gonna go eggplanting tonight in order to confuse their stupid-ass parents.

by El ritardo December 6, 2017

Broken Trumpet

A sexual maneuver where the girl sucks a limp dick until it ejaculates.

The Broken Trumpet challenge has been sweeping Europe off of it's Feet!

by El ritardo July 2, 2018

Iffy Stiffy

When your viagra is a dud, and you get blue-balled hardcore.

Tyson got an iffy stiffy last night, and he’s been sad ever since.

by El ritardo June 24, 2018

Nubbin

A developing third nipple, but not a true nipple yet.

Holy nuts! Phil has a nubbin on his back!

by El ritardo July 15, 2018

Bad Dragon

An online shopping service for custom-made animal dildos.

I bought something from Bad Dragon the yesterday, and it kept me up all night.

by El ritardo June 2, 2019

One Fast Boi

A bullet that hits its intended target.

Hit that nigga in Lisbon with that one fast boi, that nigga be pushing daisies now.

by El ritardo June 30, 2018