El ritardo's definitions

Snapping turtle

When a girl gives head to somebody they hate on purpose, and then bite off the dick.

That hoe in Lisbon hit tony with the snapping turtle, and he had to get a €3,000 penis transplant.

by El ritardo July 15, 2018

Broken Trumpet

A sexual maneuver where the girl sucks a limp dick until it ejaculates.

The Broken Trumpet challenge has been sweeping Europe off of it's Feet!

by El ritardo July 1, 2018

rack up a line

To get your cocaine lined up for terminal snortage.

Want me to rack up a line, tony?

by El ritardo June 25, 2018

whack your sack

Fondling your balls instead of actually fapping, to make it look like your just adjusting yourself.

If you whack your sack, you won’t get shit back.

by El ritardo June 24, 2018

Europe’s Anus

France

They say France is europe’s anus these days, and I can’t help but agree.

by El ritardo June 27, 2018

Burgerrito

Putting shit in a tortilla you would usually put in a burger, but having to improvise.

Who wants burgerritos tonight?

by El ritardo June 25, 2018