helping a friend get an oil change

A rather working-class term for jacking off.

My boss asked me why I was fifteen minutes late for work; and I told him I was helping a friend get an oil change. Thankfully, he believed me.

by El ritardo April 17, 2020

K-pop kids

Ass cancer as a human

Them K-pop kids, man; they reach a level of gay never previously achieved.

by El ritardo June 09, 2018

Bedroom Beef

Your dick or vagina, your genitals.

Hol up, imma whip out my bedroom beef after work with that Austrian hoe.

by El ritardo July 31, 2018

Fortnite

The new Minecraft.

You wanna hear my new fortnite parody?

by El ritardo July 20, 2018

Toucansexual

A furry, or perhaps bird furry, that has a particular kink for toucans

They say Tyson went to jail on a zoophilia charge for being an open toucansexual.

by El ritardo June 25, 2018

Dinner roll

A hand-rolled blunt saved for immediately before dinner, therefore giving you an appetite.

Hol up, imma roll a dinner roll before going out to eat in Lisbon.

by El ritardo July 16, 2018