El ritardo's definitions

Slurp Juice

One of countless terms for purple drank.

Sipped a big gulp slurp juice earlier, now I feel like I want to throw up.

by El ritardo July 19, 2018

Fortnite

The new Minecraft.

You wanna hear my new fortnite parody?

by El ritardo July 20, 2018

tonghongerokoogers

A Japanese term for breasts, titties, etc.

Holy shit dude! Look at that Asian with the big ol’ tonghongerokoogers!

by El ritardo July 30, 2018

Bedroom Beef

Your dick or vagina, your genitals.

Hol up, imma whip out my bedroom beef after work with that Austrian hoe.

by El ritardo July 30, 2018

m.m.w.t.g.s

Miss Me With That Gay Shit

*person of same sex*: Cutie got a nice booty😩
You:what?
Them: huh?
You: m.m.w.t.g.s

by El ritardo July 31, 2018

Hoe Tag

A very slutty name, can go both ways depending on gender/sexuality.

hoe tag: Nicki, jocelyn, Stacey, grace, Ellie, earl, Justin, Rey, joe, tony, etc.

by El ritardo August 17, 2018