El ritardo's definitions

Elmo

Common name for a black person.

Elmo, darquise, Cedric and such names are common black names.

by El ritardo December 6, 2017

Eggplanting

A teenage slang term, as it is a modern evolution of “Netflix and chill”.

Lenny and missy said they were gonna go eggplanting tonight in order to confuse their stupid-ass parents.

by El ritardo December 5, 2017

Snapping turtle

When a girl gives head to somebody they hate on purpose, and then bite off the dick.

That hoe in Lisbon hit tony with the snapping turtle, and he had to get a €3,000 penis transplant.

by El ritardo July 15, 2018

Broken Trumpet

A sexual maneuver where the girl sucks a limp dick until it ejaculates.

The Broken Trumpet challenge has been sweeping Europe off of it's Feet!

by El ritardo July 1, 2018

Bad Dragon

An online shopping service for custom-made animal dildos.

I bought something from Bad Dragon the yesterday, and it kept me up all night.

by El ritardo June 1, 2019

Mooner molester

When your mooning someone, and he sticks his dick in your ass.

Shit! We tried to moon Larry and he hit us with the mooner molester! Fuck man!!!

by El ritardo June 25, 2018