El ritardo's definitions

Fortnite

The new Minecraft.

You wanna hear my new fortnite parody?

by El ritardo July 20, 2018

packing an ambassador

Slang term often used by black girls when they see a white guy with a surprisingly good dick, alluding to the ambassador hot dog.

Girl: “damn that Greek guy packing an ambassador over there💦💦💦”

by El ritardo July 6, 2019

Toucansexual

A furry, or perhaps bird furry, that has a particular kink for toucans

They say Tyson went to jail on a zoophilia charge for being an open toucansexual.

by El ritardo June 25, 2018

K-pop kids

Ass cancer as a human

Them K-pop kids, man; they reach a level of gay never previously achieved.

by El ritardo June 14, 2018

Burgerrito

Putting shit in a tortilla you would usually put in a burger, but having to improvise.

Who wants burgerritos tonight?

by El ritardo June 25, 2018

Broken Trumpet

A sexual maneuver where the girl sucks a limp dick until it ejaculates.

The Broken Trumpet challenge has been sweeping Europe off of it's Feet!

by El ritardo July 1, 2018