10 definitions by El Wappo.

quarantine alcoholic

An individual on quarantine that stays drunk 24/7, to get through the retard restrictions from corona.

I’m so bored at home, I have become a quarantine alcoholic.

by El Wappo. May 20, 2020

Knuckle balling

Jacking off

I’m ugly and fat. Knuckle balling is my best option.

by El Wappo. May 21, 2020

devil’s threeway

Sex with three total people, in which two of the people are male, and one is female.

Megan had a devil’s threeway with Kyle, and Drew last night. What a freak!

by El Wappo. June 15, 2019

crazy 8

A girl that is an 8, or high hot, but a 9 or 10 crazy. She will fuck your brains out, then vandalize your car.

I took a crazy 8 home last night. Now I need a new car.

by El Wappo. May 16, 2020

strip club creep

That guy who goes to strip clubs, because no other woman on earth will even make eye contact with him. Even the money hungry strippers won’t talk to him, because he’s so weird. He gets thrown out every time he goes in for grabbing girls tits, while they are on stage. Then he acts shocked when bouncers tell him he can’t do that.

Bouncer: The strip club creep is here ladies. Be careful.

Stripper: can you just throw him out now, before he tries to rip my nipples off again?

by El Wappo. May 21, 2020

comment hero

A random dick bag that tries to sound like a genius in comment sections, but clearly knows nothing about the subject. Similar to an armchair quarterback.

My latest YouTube video has a comment hero, trying to stir up some shit.

by El Wappo. May 22, 2020

unfuck it

Fixing something that has been fucked up by a stupid mistake.

hey Jonny, you misspelt every word in your reports. I’ll unfuck it for you.

by El Wappo. June 9, 2019