Edna Sweetlove's definitions

Freckle Fan

A person who is keen on sodomy, gay or otherwise. Some who enjoys "freckle fun".

I'm a freckle fan, an arse bandit, a turd burglar.

by Edna Sweetlove August 3, 2010

mince

full term: "mince pie" cockney rhyming slang for "eye"

I punched the fucker one in his fucking mince

by Edna Sweetlove September 27, 2006

flogalot

from the verb "to flog", meaning to masturbate (males only): an obsessive wanker.

He was caught flogging in the lavs; he's a right flogalot.

by Edna Sweetlove October 1, 2006

Jamfan

A man who enjoys sexual intercourse with a woman during her period.

"Mary had never met a jamfan before but at least it meant they could fuck 365 days a year"

by Edna Sweetlove September 26, 2006

tief

(noun) thief, mugger, robber (always a black person)
(verb) to go out stealing

Man, we was out tiefin' when de fuzz done catch us.

by Edna Sweetlove November 5, 2006

shitter

(a) the arsehole
(b) the shithouse

He went to the shitter to drop his load

He got fucked up his shitter

by Edna Sweetlove November 5, 2006

Alan

A breeze; after Alan Breeze, a singer with the Billy Cotton Band.

There's a nice Alan today.

by Edna Sweetlove July 30, 2010