Edna Sweetlove's definitions

Gaza

1. Lip.
2. Cheek

Cockney rhyming slang: Gaza Strip=Lip

1. I gave him a fat Gaza.

2. He gave me Gaza so I thumped him one.

by Edna Sweetlove July 30, 2010

Horse

Abbreviated version of "horse and cart", traditional Cockney rhyming slang for "fart".

He did a huge horse and the pong was fucking horrid.

by Edna Sweetlove September 27, 2006

Fagnet

A woman who attracts gay men

Liza Minelli is nearly as big a fagnet as her old Ma was!

by Edna Sweetlove October 5, 2006

Chicken farmer

A male homosexual who likes young boys (chickens)

He was a renowned and infamous chicken farmer.

by Edna Sweetlove October 4, 2006

turd prodder

an active male homosexual

Bill was a predatory turd prodder, he poked more arse than you have had hot breakfasts, duckie.

by Edna Sweetlove November 5, 2006

Cottage

(noun) A public lavatory, so named because it looks like a little cottage in a park. Term used by cruising queens.

(verb) To cottage - to hang about in a cottage, looking for trade.

Hence....

Cottage Queen
Cottage Fodder

Sebastian met this totally gross old queen down the cottage and they had a good wank together.

He loved to go cottaging - you never know who you'll meet of an evening.

The cottage was heaving by midnight and the floor was swimming in spunk.

by Edna Sweetlove October 1, 2006

Pelmet

1. The roll of fat hanging over a person's over-tight trousers or jeans;

2. The roll of fat on the lower belly hanging over the pubic region.

1. She was a size 14 squeezed into a size 10 so she had a pelmet all round like a Michelin tyre.

2. You couldn't see his dick for his pelmet.

by Edna Sweetlove July 30, 2010