Pelmet

1. The roll of fat hanging over a person's over-tight trousers or jeans;

2. The roll of fat on the lower belly hanging over the pubic region.

1. She was a size 14 squeezed into a size 10 so she had a pelmet all round like a Michelin tyre.

2. You couldn't see his dick for his pelmet.

by Edna Sweetlove July 30, 2010

Gaza

1. Lip.
2. Cheek

Cockney rhyming slang: Gaza Strip=Lip

1. I gave him a fat Gaza.

2. He gave me Gaza so I thumped him one.

by Edna Sweetlove July 30, 2010

Snotgobble

Rubbish.

That idiot talks a load of snotgobble.

by Edna Sweetlove July 30, 2010

shitter

(a) the arsehole
(b) the shithouse

He went to the shitter to drop his load

He got fucked up his shitter

by Edna Sweetlove November 05, 2006

Pump out

(verb) to have an abortion
(noun) an abortion

She had a bun in the oven so she went for a pump out

Mary got her bastard foetus pumped out at the clinic

by Edna Sweetlove November 05, 2006

Bathroom

What Americans call a toilet, even if it has no bath in it.

John went and shat in the bathroom as he could not find a toilet in America.

by Edna Sweetlove October 01, 2006

Cottage Queen

A person who habitually frequents public toilets in the hope of meeting another cottage queen for gay sex.

George Michael was outed as a cottage queen.

by Edna Sweetlove October 01, 2006