Edna Sweetlove's definitions

Gaza

1. Lip.
2. Cheek

Cockney rhyming slang: Gaza Strip=Lip

1. I gave him a fat Gaza.

2. He gave me Gaza so I thumped him one.

by Edna Sweetlove July 30, 2010

Prairie Teeth

1. Widely spaced teeth;
2. A person with few teeth;

From the concept of wide open spaces.

1. He smiled revealing his yellow prairie teeth.
2. I saw old "Praire Teeth" Smith leering at me.

by Edna Sweetlove August 3, 2010

Tear Arse Ripper

An enormous turd which is so huge it feels as though your anus is going to split. A weaker version is "Tear Arse Rattler" which is a very strong fart.

Jeremy did a stupendous Tear Arse Ripper.

by Edna Sweetlove September 3, 2010

shagspot

A yellow-tipped spot on a boy's face during puberty.

His face was smothered in shagspots; he looked like a fucking relief map of India.

by Edna Sweetlove October 3, 2006

downpipe

The anal canal, the bottom hole, the shitpipe

Fat women need to fart in order to tell their lovers which is their lovebox and which is their downpipe.

by Edna Sweetlove September 4, 2006

Urination Once Again

1. A jokey name for the Irish patriotic song "A Nation Once Again";
2. A patriotic statue with a fountain in Dublin.

The statue is known as 'Urination Once Again' as it spouts water patriotically.

by Edna Sweetlove July 30, 2010

pump ship

(verb) to defecate, to crap

She went upstairs to the shithouse because she needed to pump ship

by Edna Sweetlove November 5, 2006