Edna Sweetlove's definitions

Latvak

A Latvian person, or thing.

The town is crawling with Latvaks now Latvia is in the EU

by Edna Sweetlove November 5, 2006

Fartleberry

A little bit of stale turd hanging onto your anal hairs.

"No one would rim him because he had a fartleberry or two"

by Edna Sweetlove September 26, 2006

velcro

(verb) to velcro: to mingle pubic areas together during lesbian sex;

(noun) velcro: the pubic hair

(abstract noun): the act of rubbing one velcro against another

derivitives:

velcro style
velcro sex
velcro meshing
velcro frotting
velcro fun

The two women gave each other a good old velcro up against the wall in the gay club.

The noise of intertwining velcro disturbed the sleepers in the next bed.

Her velcro was as crinkly as a Persian lamb coat.

by Edna Sweetlove October 1, 2006

ugly pills

The pills ugly people take in order to ensure they stay ugly. This is satire

Condo Rice takes her ugly pills every day.

by Edna Sweetlove October 3, 2006

one off the wrist

To wank using the hand.

He gave himself one off the wrist.

by Edna Sweetlove September 27, 2006

Front Squirts

Menstruation

What's wrong, babe? You got the front squirts?

by Edna Sweetlove July 30, 2010

Islamic Position of Prayer

To assume the Islamic Position of Prayer (IPOP for short) means to get down on your hands and knees in order to received a good sodomisation.

"Yo! Get down in the Islamic Position of Prayer and I'll give you a good poling" (Too many to cite individuals)

by Edna Sweetlove September 25, 2006