60 definitions by Edna Sweetlove

Cottage

(noun) A public lavatory, so named because it looks like a little cottage in a park. Term used by cruising queens.

(verb) To cottage - to hang about in a cottage, looking for trade.

Hence....

Cottage Queen
Cottage Fodder

Sebastian met this totally gross old queen down the cottage and they had a good wank together.

He loved to go cottaging - you never know who you'll meet of an evening.

The cottage was heaving by midnight and the floor was swimming in spunk.

by Edna Sweetlove October 1, 2006

Gaza

1. Lip.
2. Cheek

Cockney rhyming slang: Gaza Strip=Lip

1. I gave him a fat Gaza.

2. He gave me Gaza so I thumped him one.

by Edna Sweetlove July 30, 2010

Cottage Queen

A person who habitually frequents public toilets in the hope of meeting another cottage queen for gay sex.

George Michael was outed as a cottage queen.

by Edna Sweetlove October 1, 2006

Willy-watcher

A woman (or cruising gay man) who checks out trouser bulges to estimate the size of the owner's penis.

Hilda loves big dick; she's a willy-watcher 24/7.

by Edna Sweetlove July 30, 2010

flogalot

from the verb "to flog", meaning to masturbate (males only): an obsessive wanker.

He was caught flogging in the lavs; he's a right flogalot.

by Edna Sweetlove October 1, 2006

Prairie Teeth

1. Widely spaced teeth;
2. A person with few teeth;

From the concept of wide open spaces.

1. He smiled revealing his yellow prairie teeth.
2. I saw old "Praire Teeth" Smith leering at me.

by Edna Sweetlove August 3, 2010

Parkbench biter

A passive male homosexual who bends over benches in gay cruising grounds and bites the bench in pain as he gets sodomised.

Wayne was a parkbench biter, he was such a dirty queen.

by Edna Sweetlove September 26, 2006