Edna Sweetlove's definitions

velcro

(verb) to velcro: to mingle pubic areas together during lesbian sex;

(noun) velcro: the pubic hair

(abstract noun): the act of rubbing one velcro against another

derivitives:

velcro style
velcro sex
velcro meshing
velcro frotting
velcro fun

The two women gave each other a good old velcro up against the wall in the gay club.

The noise of intertwining velcro disturbed the sleepers in the next bed.

Her velcro was as crinkly as a Persian lamb coat.

by Edna Sweetlove October 1, 2006

Chicken

A young boy, attractive to pederasts

Joe was very fond of young chickens.

by Edna Sweetlove October 4, 2006

sir anthony

Cockney rhyming slang for "cunt"; named after Sir Anthony Blunt, well-known traitor

That George Bush, he's a total Sir Anthony!

by Edna Sweetlove September 27, 2006

Willy-watcher

A woman (or cruising gay man) who checks out trouser bulges to estimate the size of the owner's penis.

Hilda loves big dick; she's a willy-watcher 24/7.

by Edna Sweetlove July 30, 2010

Parkbench biter

A passive male homosexual who bends over benches in gay cruising grounds and bites the bench in pain as he gets sodomised.

Wayne was a parkbench biter, he was such a dirty queen.

by Edna Sweetlove September 26, 2006

velcro head

a black person with fuzzy hair on their skull

Ephraim sure is an ugly velcro head

by Edna Sweetlove November 5, 2006

Minge Pie

A mouthful of minge.

Her husband couldn't get enough minge pie.

by Edna Sweetlove September 19, 2010