botty gel

Lubricant for anal intercourse, normally KY-Jelly or Vaseline

He had no botty gel so he used a handful of saliva instead.

by Edna Sweetlove August 07, 2010

mince pie

full extended term of "mince". Cockney rhyming slang for eye.

I could 'ardly believe me mince pies, mate.

by Edna Sweetlove September 27, 2006

Minge Pie

A mouthful of minge.

Her husband couldn't get enough minge pie.

by Edna Sweetlove September 19, 2010

filthbox

The anus, the botty-hole, the rectum.

Watch out or I'll lick you in the filthbox (Sir Les Patterson, Sydney 1997)

by Edna Sweetlove September 25, 2006

pump ship

(verb) to defecate, to crap

She went upstairs to the shithouse because she needed to pump ship

by Edna Sweetlove November 05, 2006

dong

The penis, but not in a sexy way

"As dusty as a dead dingo's dong" (Sir Les Patterson)

by Edna Sweetlove September 18, 2006

Jamfan

A man who enjoys sexual intercourse with a woman during her period.

"Mary had never met a jamfan before but at least it meant they could fuck 365 days a year"

by Edna Sweetlove September 26, 2006