Edna Sweetlove's definitions

Latvak

A Latvian person, or thing.

The town is crawling with Latvaks now Latvia is in the EU

by Edna Sweetlove November 5, 2006

Fartleberry

A little bit of stale turd hanging onto your anal hairs.

"No one would rim him because he had a fartleberry or two"

by Edna Sweetlove September 26, 2006

filthbox

The anus, the botty-hole, the rectum.

Watch out or I'll lick you in the filthbox (Sir Les Patterson, Sydney 1997)

by Edna Sweetlove September 25, 2006

Dracula's packed lunch

A used jamrag, an oozy sanipad.

Dracula's packed lunch was very tasty and he was feeling peckish that day.

by Edna Sweetlove October 2, 2006

Minge Pie

A mouthful of minge.

Her husband couldn't get enough minge pie.

by Edna Sweetlove September 19, 2010

pump ship

(verb) to defecate, to crap

She went upstairs to the shithouse because she needed to pump ship

by Edna Sweetlove November 5, 2006

brown elevens

The marks you make on a toilet wall with your forefinger and middle finger after you find out too late there is no toilet paper left.

The toilet was a total disgrace, the walls were liberally covered with brown elevens.

by Edna Sweetlove October 1, 2006