Troglodite

This is the fat ass full of fat butt dents that walks around the public pools in a thong making everyone in her path want to throw up.
Check out that trogladite over there in that disgusting silver thong!
by Ed Bodine March 22, 2004
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hellabyte

A hella big amount of computer data.
Poindexter: Hey how large is the new mod file for the cheat pack for World of Warcraft XXXVII?
Milhouse: It's a hellabyte, yo!
Poindexter: Quit talking like that.
by Ed Bodine June 16, 2009
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Shit Spackle

This is the shit that is caked onto different areas of the toilet and won't wash away after some lard ass releases a gas packed diarrhea load!
Every time that fatass uses our restroom, there's shit spackle in there for days
by Ed Bodine March 22, 2004
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autotroll

When someone starts arguing about something that everyone else knows was clearly meant as a joke and not serious OR a troll (disguised as serious to incite a reaction), effectively trolling themselves by being stupid and overly literal.
Frick: Sarah Palin? Wasn't she one of the Monty Python cast? (heh heh)
Frack: No, you idiot! She used to be governor of Alaska. You're thinking of Michael Palin. Wow, you're dumb.
Frick: Yeah thanks, I was joking, you dipshit. Nice autotroll.
by Ed Bodine September 12, 2011
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shit glacier

When someone takes a particularly stinky dump in an upstairs bathroom, so bad that the stench fills the upstairs & then comes rolling down the stairs, the slow-moving flow of stench downhill is called a "shit glacier".
The worst of which sometimes makes it all the way to the foot of the stairs.
"Man, I had to climb through a shit glacier to get to the upstairs restroom!"
by Ed Bodine February 20, 2006
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Poop soup

This is the liquid sludge that resides in the upper tank of the toilet after somebody pulls an Upper Decker. A healthy mix of shit and tank water!
I found a bunch of Poop Soup in my Tank after Jeff's friends left the party yesterday.
by Ed Bodine August 25, 2005
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chair king

A forceful diarrhea blowout that gets on the toilet seat, tank, walls, etc.

*History - The worst episode of this type occurred in the restroom of Chair King casual furniture store. It is likely that the perpetrator of this original event is included (by photo) on their "don't let this person in" list.
"I pulled a chair king in there. You'll want to use the restroom upstairs."
by Ed Bodine March 25, 2008
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