Ed Bodine's definitions
When someone takes a particularly stinky dump in an upstairs bathroom, so bad that the stench fills the upstairs & then comes rolling down the stairs, the slow-moving flow of stench downhill is called a "shit glacier".
The worst of which sometimes makes it all the way to the foot of the stairs.
The worst of which sometimes makes it all the way to the foot of the stairs.
by Ed Bodine February 21, 2006
Get the shit glaciermug. Someone who sees fit to forward you every stupid joke, falsified political quote or conspiracy, emotional cheeseball powerpoint show, extremely important safety alert, and annoying chain letter that they receive, thinking that you're interested in that garbage. Luckily, they're also clogging up their own Sent Items folders & will hopefuly crash their own systems soon.
"My uncle is the biggest forwaholic I know. I especially love the chain letters he sends me saying I hate God or America if I don't forward it on."
by Ed Bodine June 5, 2009
Get the Forwaholicmug. A forceful diarrhea blowout that gets on the toilet seat, tank, walls, etc.
*History - The worst episode of this type occurred in the restroom of Chair King casual furniture store. It is likely that the perpetrator of this original event is included (by photo) on their "don't let this person in" list.
*History - The worst episode of this type occurred in the restroom of Chair King casual furniture store. It is likely that the perpetrator of this original event is included (by photo) on their "don't let this person in" list.
by Ed Bodine March 25, 2008
Get the chair kingmug. This is a violent and sudden shit evacuation caused by the overeating of a food drenched in curry and heavy spices from India. A person is usually very lucky if they've made it to the shitter in time.
That poor cab driver is going to have to burn that cab after the curry fury I left in the back seat!
by Ed Bodine March 24, 2006
Get the Curry Furymug. by Ed Bodine October 3, 2008
Get the full shit handsmug. Where you do a standard Upper Decker (take a dump into the Upper toilet tank), BUT you have disconnected the chain beforehand so that some poor sap has to reach into your poop soup to even flush it.
That bitch pissed me off so bad, I got her back with a full upper decker deluxe so she'd have full shit hands after fixing it.
by Ed Bodine September 11, 2005
Get the Upper Deck Deluxemug. A healty mix of 3 crucial ingredients (Shit, Piss and Puke) in the upper tank after you've removed the chain.
Sometimes, the puke won't come until later when the first person discovers the piss & shit.
Sometimes, the puke won't come until later when the first person discovers the piss & shit.
Just shitting wasn't enough for that fucker's upper deck. I had enough of everything for a poop soup deluxe.
by Ed Bodine September 23, 2005
Get the Poop Soup Deluxemug.