Ed Bodine's definitions

Poop soup

This is the liquid sludge that resides in the upper tank of the toilet after somebody pulls an Upper Decker. A healthy mix of shit and tank water!

I found a bunch of Poop Soup in my Tank after Jeff's friends left the party yesterday.

by Ed Bodine September 19, 2005

chair king

A forceful diarrhea blowout that gets on the toilet seat, tank, walls, etc.

*History - The worst episode of this type occurred in the restroom of Chair King casual furniture store. It is likely that the perpetrator of this original event is included (by photo) on their "don't let this person in" list.

"I pulled a chair king in there. You'll want to use the restroom upstairs."

by Ed Bodine March 25, 2008

Curry Fury

This is a violent and sudden shit evacuation caused by the overeating of a food drenched in curry and heavy spices from India. A person is usually very lucky if they've made it to the shitter in time.

That poor cab driver is going to have to burn that cab after the curry fury I left in the back seat!

by Ed Bodine March 24, 2006

full shit hands

Hands covered with shit, or shit water.

He had full shit hands after he had to fish his wallet out of the pot.

by Ed Bodine October 3, 2008

shit glacier

When someone takes a particularly stinky dump in an upstairs bathroom, so bad that the stench fills the upstairs & then comes rolling down the stairs, the slow-moving flow of stench downhill is called a "shit glacier".
The worst of which sometimes makes it all the way to the foot of the stairs.

"Man, I had to climb through a shit glacier to get to the upstairs restroom!"

by Ed Bodine February 21, 2006

Upper Deck Deluxe

Where you do a standard Upper Decker (take a dump into the Upper toilet tank), BUT you have disconnected the chain beforehand so that some poor sap has to reach into your poop soup to even flush it.

That bitch pissed me off so bad, I got her back with a full upper decker deluxe so she'd have full shit hands after fixing it.

by Ed Bodine September 11, 2005

hellabyte

A hella big amount of computer data.

Poindexter: Hey how large is the new mod file for the cheat pack for World of Warcraft XXXVII?
Milhouse: It's a hellabyte, yo!
Poindexter: Quit talking like that.

by Ed Bodine June 16, 2009