13 definitions by Eckersley

Immanuel Cunt

Someone who thinks they know philosophy, but in reality just use philosophical concepts to be complete assholes.

Alberto: Dude, that chick is so hot

Armando: not really, because nobody actually exists

Alberto: Oh my god, you're such an Immanuel Cunt

by Eckersley September 18, 2013

noop

How Russian people say "noob", especially in games such as CS:GO and Dota 2

cyka blyat u r noop! pidar rush B no stop idi nahui!

by Eckersley June 15, 2016

Jagdeesh

Random Indian dude who can't say "Bolsack Potatos"

Jagdeesh, stop bobbling your head, mother yaar!

by Eckersley May 7, 2013

to fuck

Apart from the basic meaning of the verb to fuck, it is also derived from the meaning to hit sharply, or get even, for example:

"Wait, wait, wait and see how they fuck you", or more extreme version: "to fuck the shit out of him"

The question of how serious the threat is by saying "I'll fuck you" was discussed in two judgments of courts in Jerusalem.

by Eckersley June 15, 2016

cock

Original teaching of the word cock is a sword, and already appears in the Bible and Midrash borrowed means.

The book of Jeremiah said: "horses are entered to cock durations, were one to gloat his neighbor's wife"

by Eckersley June 15, 2016

Tough cookie

Someone who frequently gets erections and won't shut up about it

Stop being such a tough cookie and stfu! nobody gives a fuck about your erect penis!

by Eckersley June 15, 2016