Dragomir Andreyevich's definitions

christmas tree

Verb. A practical joke which consists of pressing all the elevator buttons as you get off said elevator. This prank works best when the elevator car is loaded with people, and also if the building you're in has at least 8 floors.

me: I just pissed off Scott.
Nathan: how?
me: I Christmas Tree'd him a minute ago.
Nathan: haha nice.

by Dragomir Andreyevich September 24, 2007

crunk juice

Pure soda syrup without carbonated water. This contains ungodly amounts of sugar and caffeine and can be hazardous to one's health when guzzled. To get Crunk Juice, simply walk up to a self-serve soda fountain, slide the card with the soda's logo on it upwards, and press the exposed button halfway down. This works best with Vault or Mountain Dew, b/c of the high sugar and caffeine. This gives you a great boost for about 3-4 hours but after that, you crash.

I needed a pick-me-up at work the other day, so I poured myself some Crunk Juice. After that I was running around like a squirrel on speed.

by Dragomir Andreyevich August 3, 2007