Murphy's Law of Cheques

Similar to Murphy's Law, but relating to cheques to wit:

Cheques being paid into your account (at least) twice as long to clear as cheques being drawn on your account.
F*** me I have no money! Aaaaaaaaaaaaagh!
by Dr Pinch December 11, 2004
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East of Java

1. Where the site of Krakatoa is most definitely not to be found.
2. A rather good band that plays the Essex / East London rock circuit
1. Krakatoa is west of Java, you idiot!!!
2. Last saturday I went to see East of Java play at the Valentine in Gants Hill with all my mates from 18 Plus.
by Dr Pinch April 26, 2005
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George Clinton

Funk-genius who lead Parliament andFunkadelic, and was behind a load of others such as Bootsy's Rubber Band, Fred Wesley and the Horny Horns, etc etc. Now a solo-artist. Directly inspired acts like Prince and the Red Hot Chilli Peppers. His back-catalogue has often been sampled by zillions of hip-hop artists.
"He is The Funk!" - Prince
by Dr Pinch April 18, 2005
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punk

1. A "punk" was originally a tramp's young homosexual companion. In other words, a rent boy with no ethics.

It then mutated in meaning, via an insult connoting the same, to become a term for a ruffian (mid 20th century). It was in this sense it was used in Punk Rock from 1976 onwards.

2. TRUE: Someone who does what he or she wants because they like doing it, and not giving a fuck about what other people think.

3. FALSE: Someone who can't think for themselves, so imitates people from category 2 above, in an attempt to look kewl.
1. Punk was the English term for the French Apache - see George Orwell's Down & Out in Paris and London for details.

2. The most truly Punk thing that Johnny Rotten did was to quit the Sex Pistols and form PIL.

3. Busted were fake punks, who have now thankfully split up.
by Dr Pinch July 24, 2006
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love shack

A place off the Atlanta freeway, which is set right back in the middle of a field. It has glitter on the front porch and mattress, and has a tin roof, rusted.
The Love Shack is a little place where we can get together.
by Dr Pinch April 18, 2005
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England Header Rule

Enough of this bullshit irony.

In Euro 2004, the only person Sol Campbell fouled to score his perfectly legitimate winning goal against Portugual (which was subsequently disallowed) was *his own team-mate* - i.e. John Terry.

Urs Meier the referee deserved everything he got after that.
The so-called "England Header Rule" is a cynical attempt to deny the achievements of our Football team.
by Dr Pinch July 20, 2006
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French leave

Going AWOL, Desertion, etc.
"Zut alors! Où sont les militaires allés?"
"Ils ont pris, comme les Anglais disent, <<French Leave>>, quand ils ont entendu les gun-shots!"
"Hmm, comme d'habitude!" (Shrug of gallic insouciance).
by Dr Pinch September 15, 2004
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