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My door is weak and wooden, so my Sound Barrier is pretty weak.. Makes jacking off with a fleshlight a chore..
by Douchebag82 December 15, 2011
Get the Sound Barrier mug.The act of getting really fucking pissed off and breaking your dad's $1500 dollar 42 inch 1080p TV after failing a level for the 9001st time.
I broke my dad's $1500 42 inch 1080p TV after failing a level for the 9003st time.
fuck Super Mario galaxy 2 :(
fuck Super Mario galaxy 2 :(
by Douchebag82 June 9, 2011
Get the Super Mario Galaxy 2 mug.Someone on an MMORPG who steals shit dropped by enemies. Usually try to take as much gold as they can without showing any admirable traits.
JiggabooJim is a jewscout on maplestory
by Douchebag82 October 30, 2011
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Jack: Have you seen the new MLP episode?
Jill: What?! No! That show is for 6 year old girls and you're a 14 year old boy. Stupid ponyfag.
Jack: Well, there goes my chances of getting laid.
Jill: What?! No! That show is for 6 year old girls and you're a 14 year old boy. Stupid ponyfag.
Jack: Well, there goes my chances of getting laid.
by Douchebag82 October 15, 2011
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by Douchebag82 October 21, 2011
Get the Friends with internet benefits mug.The oldfags of the oldfags. Those who were around in the prime creation eras of their respected communities.
Plenty play at day 01, but many of them would lose interest and wouldn't be true ancientfags, but merely oldfriends. However, there are usually the few, the arrogant, the true ancientfags! Those who stuck through the hard times and continued to be active even to the current day.
Unfortunately, ancientfags tend to suffer from Veteran's Syndrome, and as such, are usually so full of themselves that they emit horrible odors from their anuses which surrounds their vicinity with a poisonous substance, medically proven to take 32 days off of their lifespan.
Plenty play at day 01, but many of them would lose interest and wouldn't be true ancientfags, but merely oldfriends. However, there are usually the few, the arrogant, the true ancientfags! Those who stuck through the hard times and continued to be active even to the current day.
Unfortunately, ancientfags tend to suffer from Veteran's Syndrome, and as such, are usually so full of themselves that they emit horrible odors from their anuses which surrounds their vicinity with a poisonous substance, medically proven to take 32 days off of their lifespan.
Josh has been playing Maplestory since 2003 in South Korea where he was a GM working on getting rid of hackers. He was always playing maplestory even to this day, or I'd like to say that. He.. died from unknown causes in 2008, but not a day went by when he took a break.. Wait, that explains everything.
Still an ancientfag though.
Bob has been playing X since BEFORE it was even populous at all! Ancientfag? Yes. Douchebag? Yes.
Still an ancientfag though.
Bob has been playing X since BEFORE it was even populous at all! Ancientfag? Yes. Douchebag? Yes.
by Douchebag82 July 24, 2012
Get the ancientfag mug.An aincent being from a time before the internet was clogged up with retard memes. An infamous bard on an Everquest server.
In the game, once you get past level 5 you can be killed and looted by anyone, and this was a 'no rules' server. Bards had a skill that made them run faster than everyone else and Fansy used this to his advantage. He attracted Sand Giants, a hugely powerful enemy with equal speed and had them follow him throughout the world purging the crust of sin. You'll get a better description if you just fucking google search it. It's the top page which has actual quotes from the legend.
In the game, once you get past level 5 you can be killed and looted by anyone, and this was a 'no rules' server. Bards had a skill that made them run faster than everyone else and Fansy used this to his advantage. He attracted Sand Giants, a hugely powerful enemy with equal speed and had them follow him throughout the world purging the crust of sin. You'll get a better description if you just fucking google search it. It's the top page which has actual quotes from the legend.
I used to be Fansy the Famous Bard's friend, but I haven't heard from him for over 10 years. He's most likely moved on.. Fansy, if you read this remember me!
by Douchebag82 November 29, 2011
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