Douchebag82's definitions
Relax newbie, I will make you experience an intense feeling just from this text alone.. When you are high you feel so heavenly, and it's hard to think or be angry.. But you don't need to.. Just drift off into the information pool by the mountainside. You will never have to worry again because you will be lifted off to heaven.. I'm here for you, and so is everyone else. Life will go on no matter what happens, and you will never hate again. Please, no need for thought, just relax and enjoy yourself.. I'm sorry, but I must be getting off! I don't want to be late for school!
marijuana is the best thing ever and the government is watching you. The Government doesn't care for you! Snap out of it! We must stop Uncle Sam!
by Douchebag82 October 17, 2011
Get the marijuanamug. My door is weak and wooden, so my Sound Barrier is pretty weak.. Makes jacking off with a fleshlight a chore..
by Douchebag82 December 15, 2011
Get the Sound Barriermug. Anyone who watches My Little Pony.
Jack: Have you seen the new MLP episode?
Jill: What?! No! That show is for 6 year old girls and you're a 14 year old boy. Stupid ponyfag.
Jack: Well, there goes my chances of getting laid.
Jill: What?! No! That show is for 6 year old girls and you're a 14 year old boy. Stupid ponyfag.
Jack: Well, there goes my chances of getting laid.
by Douchebag82 October 15, 2011
Get the Ponyfagmug. Friends who sext eachother and send eachother their private areas while keeping away from a relationship
by Douchebag82 October 21, 2011
Get the Friends with internet benefitsmug. An aincent being from a time before the internet was clogged up with retard memes. An infamous bard on an Everquest server.
In the game, once you get past level 5 you can be killed and looted by anyone, and this was a 'no rules' server. Bards had a skill that made them run faster than everyone else and Fansy used this to his advantage. He attracted Sand Giants, a hugely powerful enemy with equal speed and had them follow him throughout the world purging the crust of sin. You'll get a better description if you just fucking google search it. It's the top page which has actual quotes from the legend.
In the game, once you get past level 5 you can be killed and looted by anyone, and this was a 'no rules' server. Bards had a skill that made them run faster than everyone else and Fansy used this to his advantage. He attracted Sand Giants, a hugely powerful enemy with equal speed and had them follow him throughout the world purging the crust of sin. You'll get a better description if you just fucking google search it. It's the top page which has actual quotes from the legend.
I used to be Fansy the Famous Bard's friend, but I haven't heard from him for over 10 years. He's most likely moved on.. Fansy, if you read this remember me!
by Douchebag82 November 29, 2011
Get the Fansy the Famous Bardmug. The oldfags of the oldfags. Those who were around in the prime creation eras of their respected communities.
Plenty play at day 01, but many of them would lose interest and wouldn't be true ancientfags, but merely oldfriends. However, there are usually the few, the arrogant, the true ancientfags! Those who stuck through the hard times and continued to be active even to the current day.
Unfortunately, ancientfags tend to suffer from Veteran's Syndrome, and as such, are usually so full of themselves that they emit horrible odors from their anuses which surrounds their vicinity with a poisonous substance, medically proven to take 32 days off of their lifespan.
Plenty play at day 01, but many of them would lose interest and wouldn't be true ancientfags, but merely oldfriends. However, there are usually the few, the arrogant, the true ancientfags! Those who stuck through the hard times and continued to be active even to the current day.
Unfortunately, ancientfags tend to suffer from Veteran's Syndrome, and as such, are usually so full of themselves that they emit horrible odors from their anuses which surrounds their vicinity with a poisonous substance, medically proven to take 32 days off of their lifespan.
Josh has been playing Maplestory since 2003 in South Korea where he was a GM working on getting rid of hackers. He was always playing maplestory even to this day, or I'd like to say that. He.. died from unknown causes in 2008, but not a day went by when he took a break.. Wait, that explains everything.
Still an ancientfag though.
Bob has been playing X since BEFORE it was even populous at all! Ancientfag? Yes. Douchebag? Yes.
Still an ancientfag though.
Bob has been playing X since BEFORE it was even populous at all! Ancientfag? Yes. Douchebag? Yes.
by Douchebag82 July 24, 2012
Get the ancientfagmug. A rare game unknown to most of the gaming populace which has grown a small cult following. The game was designed off of a 10 year long dream-journal. Gameplay features no combat, and focuses on exploration. Touching anything for a period of 3 seconds (some exceptions) teloports you to another area via "linking" Dreams usually path towards 4 ways. Upper, Downer, Static, and Dynamic. Terrain can become more sexual, violent, creepy, or distorted. Anyone who has ever done LSD will know that they got the repeating textures right, but the randomness is something you'd find from shrooms.
by Douchebag82 October 15, 2011
Get the LSD Game Emulatormug.