after school special smoker

A person in High School or Middle School who spends most of his allowance money on marijuana.

Unsurprisingly are generally dumb and don't know the field too well.

thanks to after school special smokers I've been able to get thousands because those gooblets don't know the game so I can buy 20 gram worth's of homegrown shit weed for $30 or so, hyper-inflate it so that I'm selling it for $20 dollars for 60% of a gram to these kiddos who think I'm dealing fairly and then I can buy good weed and have thousands left over.

thanks little buddy ;)

by Douchebag82 January 08, 2013

Friends with internet benefits

Friends who sext eachother and send eachother their private areas while keeping away from a relationship

I was Friends with internet benefits with a hot azn chick

by Douchebag82 October 21, 2011

Sound Barrier

The distance from the sound of your maturbation to the point where people could hear it.

My door is weak and wooden, so my Sound Barrier is pretty weak.. Makes jacking off with a fleshlight a chore..

by Douchebag82 December 12, 2011

Dude I'm so high right now

Said usually by first time smokers or smokers of a powerful strain

Dude I'm so high right now. Mixing green crack with cat piss and blue widow creates awesome!

by Douchebag82 October 22, 2011

Boogie2988

A fat WoW player who's managed to amass millions of fans by making youtube videos of a fake personality of his (Jesse) where he speaks with an autistic lisp and acts like most southerners. Other times, he makes personal and serious videos which reveal his real nature; that of an intelligent humble nerd who has the amazing ability to touch anyone's heart.

After some guy, RWJ featured him in a video, his popularity boomed in size to the point that he has more than 260,000 subscribers and more than 75,000,000 video views.

He started his youtube channel on April 5th, 2006.

Boogie2988 will be physically fit in 2 years.

by Douchebag82 December 18, 2012

High School

Protips to the future freshmen out there: Stick with your friends. Get a huge group of your familiars going and talk with your friends as much as possible.

Now, study your ass off and make sure to pick the right electives. Socialize, stay clean and yeah.

Finally, you've made it to 10th! 9th was surely a hellhole of a year huh? Well then, 10th won't be as dramatic. Make sure to get your Liscence and keep on top with your grades.

Hm, 10th wasn't so bad huh? Welcome to 11th. Enjoy your leisure time? Not anymore, because now you have to work twice as hard!

12th now huh dude? Yeah, you've passed 11th legit! I'm proud of you dude, 12 is a blast. No more hard work! Well you still have to do some work but still.

High School sucks unless you have friends and finding the right group can be a pain in the ass.

by Douchebag82 November 11, 2011

Ogre

A troll without sense of any morals who will torment anyone to their death. Lacks sympathy, love, or honor.

There are many trolls in the world, but only a select handful will deteriorate long enough to become an ogre.

by Douchebag82 October 30, 2011