Doobie Smokes You's definitions

tfb

While TFB probably does have a lot of definitions, Team Flash Bang is the fastest growing usage. It is when someone in an online game such as CS throws a flash bang grenade and blinds his teammates and thus leading to their unfortunate death. It can be done by accident by morons or on purpose by jerks.

Player 1: "Agg. I can't see. Don't TFB!"

Newbie: "Whaaa??? How do you play this game?"
OR
Jerk: "Muhahahhahahahha"

by Doobie Smokes You February 4, 2005

woot

1. an exclamation made when something good happens: YEA! AWESOME!
2. Male masturbation
3. (verb) male ejaculation esp. after masturbating

1. I just fragged that punk! Woot!
2. With a Playboy in his hand, he began to woot.
3. Dang, I just wooted all over my porno magazine.

by Doobie Smokes You November 18, 2004

Xmas

Contrary to popular belief, the X in X-Mas was not made up by the secular heathens in California (no attack intended). X-Mas was a shorter version of Christmas, first used in Europe around the 1500s. In Greek, Christ's name started with an X, Xristos. Thus, it is literally, "Christ-mas", or "Christ's Mass".

X-mas = Christmas
So, you are not offending God when you say Xmas.

by Doobie Smokes You December 6, 2004

climbing the corporate ladder

This pharse refers to moving up in rank within a particular field or business. If someone "climbs the corporate ladder" to the top, they started out at the bottom (stockboy, mail clerk, etc) and ended up at the top (CEO, CFO, vice pres., etc.)

Tim lived the American Dream. He started out as a desk clerk and climbed the corporate ladder to the top. He is now a CEO in the same field that he had started out in.

by Doobie Smokes You December 11, 2004

ETS

1. Stand for Evil Testing Satan! (or, if you want to be correct, Educational Testing Service. They make such crap as the SAT and others like it. Although a universal and standardized test is needed, surely there can be something better than the SAT. (The ACT is made by another company so it is much better but it could use some work too, although not nearly the same amount)

I have to take the SAT put on by the Evil Testing Satan!!!!

by Doobie Smokes You February 5, 2005

phat

Phat does mean Pretty Hot And Tempting, like the other definitions say. The problem with "phat" is that it is no longer in really. It has kind of phased out and is mostly used by wannabes, lowerclassmen in high school, or middle schoolers. It is now considered a slang faux pas. I wouldn't use it if I was you.

14 year old: "That's phat man."
22 year old: "Um, dude, that word got old in the late '90s"

by Doobie Smokes You December 14, 2004

came

Came is the past tense of come, which means to move toward something (and various other things). It is not, however, the past tense of cum. The past tense of cum is cummed. Look at the word hang. When you hang somebody (as in a form of execution), you hanged them, not hung them. Same goes for cum. It is a different word and meaning so it is cum, cummed, cumming, will cum, et cetera.

I came over to Erin's house last night and played video games.

by Doobie Smokes You May 14, 2005