Doctor WTF's definitions

YWFDH

You will float down here.

Man: What is a weird clown doing down the sewers?
Clown: YWFDH!

by Doctor WTF April 14, 2022

givmeism

An ideology that believes in entitlement and selfishness.

This whole belief in givmeism ruining society.

by Doctor WTF April 14, 2022

flug

Freeloading unemployed grumbler, a person who refuses to find employment and complains about being jobless.

A flug is a crybaby who does not contribute anything to society.

by Doctor WTF April 14, 2022

calcium boulders

A descriptive term for female breasts characterized by an unusually large and full appearance, often resulting from hormonal influences associated with surgical procedures such as fat transfer augmentation, or physiological changes during pregnancy.

She has some nice calcium boulders.

by Doctor WTF October 29, 2025

bounce bags

bounce bags: The jiggly, gravity-defying breasts, perfect for bouncing around in a low-cut top or giving your face an accidental slap when she is running.

She has some great bounce bags.

by Doctor WTF October 29, 2025

five-finger dental appointment

A brutal or sudden physical altercation, often a punch to the face, results in immediate or perceived dental consequences, such as a broken tooth, a bleeding mouth, or the implication that the recipient now needs an emergency visit to the dentist.

Somebody gave him a five-finger dental appointment after messing with a woman.

by Doctor WTF April 22, 2025

yatpnm

You are the problem not me

Please learn this once, yatpnm!

by Doctor WTF December 16, 2022