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Lambeg drum

An (in)famous drum played by Orangemen (of the Orange Order) in Northern Ireland.

It is massive, about 3 feet in diameter, and its two drumheads are made of goat skin.

When fully tightened, a lambeg is utterly deafening, with a noise output of 115 - 120 decibels. When nearby you don't just hear it.. you *feel* the subsonics all through your chest and gut. It can be heard 5-6 miles away.

The drum is played with two bamboo canes about 2 feet long each. It is carried like a bass drum. (But much bigger than a bass drum... makes the dude playing it look like an ant balancing a crumb.)

Commonly used as tools of intimidation, with drummers working shifts to keep the almost tribal-sounding drumming going through the night, in clear earshot of the "other side" (Catholics).
Dum-dum-dum-dudududum-dum-dum-dududududum-dumdumdum-dududum etc...
by Dirge June 29, 2004
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wampa

Eh a polar bear would eat a whole pack of wampas for breakfast.
Wampas are pretty naff!
by Dirge September 29, 2004
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ZEEKY BOOGY DOOG!

words the Zeeky H. Bomb says to make a nucluler *pronounced nuclear* explosion.
Stick 1:"Shhh...we hafta be quiet"
Stick 2:"Yah or we'll never find the Kamkaze watermelon"
Kamikaze Watermalon:"Wheee! *smash*"
*Zeeky bomb wakes up*
Stick 1:"Ohno!"
Zeeky bomb: "ZEEKY BOOGY DOOG!"
by Dirge February 1, 2005
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Lenore

a HILARIOUS comic book made by Roman Dirge, it's all about the misadventures of a cute little 10 year old dead girl and her friends.
"Dude, you gotta read Lenore!" ~ Me talkin to my midget friend
by Dirge January 30, 2005
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biggest ship in the world

Jahre Viking, the biggest moving thing made by humans, period.
The 'Viking rammed a US carrier, the crew were like "did u feel a bump", the carrier was totalled.
by Dirge October 16, 2004
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