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Lambeg drum

An (in)famous drum played by Orangemen (of the Orange Order) in Northern Ireland.

It is massive, about 3 feet in diameter, and its two drumheads are made of goat skin.

When fully tightened, a lambeg is utterly deafening, with a noise output of 115 - 120 decibels. When nearby you don't just hear it.. you *feel* the subsonics all through your chest and gut. It can be heard 5-6 miles away.

The drum is played with two bamboo canes about 2 feet long each. It is carried like a bass drum. (But much bigger than a bass drum... makes the dude playing it look like an ant balancing a crumb.)

Commonly used as tools of intimidation, with drummers working shifts to keep the almost tribal-sounding drumming going through the night, in clear earshot of the "other side" (Catholics).
Dum-dum-dum-dudududum-dum-dum-dududududum-dumdumdum-dududum etc...
by Dirge June 29, 2004
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doink

a word moderators or admins use when about to lock a thread/topic
"ok, this thread is useless...DOINK!" *locked*
by Dirge March 15, 2005
mugGet the doinkmug.

wampa

Eh a polar bear would eat a whole pack of wampas for breakfast.
Wampas are pretty naff!
by Dirge September 29, 2004
mugGet the wampamug.

ZEEKY BOOGY DOOG!

words the Zeeky H. Bomb says to make a nucluler *pronounced nuclear* explosion.
Stick 1:"Shhh...we hafta be quiet"
Stick 2:"Yah or we'll never find the Kamkaze watermelon"
Kamikaze Watermalon:"Wheee! *smash*"
*Zeeky bomb wakes up*
Stick 1:"Ohno!"
Zeeky bomb: "ZEEKY BOOGY DOOG!"
by Dirge February 1, 2005
mugGet the ZEEKY BOOGY DOOG!mug.

biggest ship in the world

Jahre Viking, the biggest moving thing made by humans, period.
The 'Viking rammed a US carrier, the crew were like "did u feel a bump", the carrier was totalled.
by Dirge October 16, 2004
mugGet the biggest ship in the worldmug.

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