Dexter's definitions

Guttiwuts

Insides; guts. Originating form the Kubrick classic "A Clockwork Orange".

The Durango 95 purred away real horrorshow, a nice warm vibratey feeling all through your guttiwuts.

by Dexter December 23, 2003

Fluffy The Wonder Cat

Shape-shifting cat that belongs to Mr. Bertain, can transform into any creature/object immaginable.
EX. Fluffy the wonder ovary
Fluffy the wonder endoplasmic reticulum
etc....

Allright everyone, this is Fluffy the Wonder Nucleus.........

by Dexter November 19, 2004

gonch pull

A sharp upward yank on another person's gonchies. Usually painful but entertaining to behold. An especially useful technique in warding off unwanted and raunchy immigrants who like showing chest hair.

Person 1: Dude, i'll give you ten bucks if you give blagloslav a gonch pull.
Person 2: I'll do it for free! Uh, do you have any gloves?

by Dexter March 26, 2003

Retarded T-rex

A T-rex whose intelligence is far below that of a normal T-rex. They are known for random flailings as a means of attack, but should be considered harmless, for they will more than like trip in their attack run.

Jesse Slade

by Dexter February 18, 2004

The Early November

1) Early Days In the Month Of November
2) Awesome Band On Drive-Thru Records

1) We will go there in Early November when its cool out.
2) Man The Early November is so PIMP

by Dexter October 29, 2003

lipton

To be used as a slang term when someone tea bags. (Sea: Tea Bag)

I gave that girl the Lipton treatment last night and the look on her face was priceless.

by Dexter October 2, 2003

hab

Rehab, like rehabilitation, suggesting that vyaches with verbal problems like always wearing track pants and a fleece with no shirt underneath and chest hair showing and smelling like immigrant BO need to be rehabilitated. Which they do.

Blagoslav, you're a total hab, you dumb spaz!

by Dexter March 26, 2003