Dexter's definitions

gonch

Underwear - usually tighty whities with a stretched elastic and bearing the marks of a quarter mile dragstrip which are fuckin unbleachable. Usually vyach just waits til they disintigrate to chuck em. a key and necessary element in gonch pulls.

aka gawnch or gonchies

ewwwwww, whose immigrant gonch???

by Dexter March 26, 2003

Woff

Bizzare noise made by Att. (See Att)

Look!! It's an Att! Maybe it will say "Woff" and digest us!!!

by Dexter November 19, 2004

tub

Refering to someone that is overwieght.

"Hey tubs, why don't you go on a diet?

by Dexter October 2, 2003

lipton

To be used as a slang term when someone tea bags. (Sea: Tea Bag)

I gave that girl the Lipton treatment last night and the look on her face was priceless.

by Dexter October 2, 2003

gonch pull

A sharp upward yank on another person's gonchies. Usually painful but entertaining to behold. An especially useful technique in warding off unwanted and raunchy immigrants who like showing chest hair.

Person 1: Dude, i'll give you ten bucks if you give blagloslav a gonch pull.
Person 2: I'll do it for free! Uh, do you have any gloves?

by Dexter March 26, 2003

fawk

A word very widely used in a text based web game bots (www.bots2.net)
Used in many variations, most often as a synonym for word 'fuck'.
Also used to address someone, but not meant insulting.
Using word 'fawk' in most cases is not insulting.
The most popular meaning for the word is to address someone who likes to pretend to be homo sexual.

Oh shit, mainframe fawked up his bot.

Hey fawks! Whats up?

Xisor is a total fawk.

by Dexter January 11, 2004

nitr0gen

a blackman, that sucks cocks for crack

hey man, please let me give you head for crack

by dexter July 12, 2003