Dexter's definitions

Twinkie Man

Super hero named who's real name and identity are uknown (cough cough) he spends his days fighting off Lord Twonkie and attending high school.

Up in the sky!! It's a bird!! It's a plane!! It's........DUN DUN DUN!!! TWINKIE MAN!!!

by Dexter November 19, 2004

bots

Addictive text based web game.

find the game at www.bots2.net

by Dexter January 11, 2004

gonch

Underwear - usually tighty whities with a stretched elastic and bearing the marks of a quarter mile dragstrip which are fuckin unbleachable. Usually vyach just waits til they disintigrate to chuck em. a key and necessary element in gonch pulls.

aka gawnch or gonchies

ewwwwww, whose immigrant gonch???

by Dexter March 26, 2003

Retarded T-rex

A T-rex whose intelligence is far below that of a normal T-rex. They are known for random flailings as a means of attack, but should be considered harmless, for they will more than like trip in their attack run.

Jesse Slade

by Dexter February 18, 2004

lipton

To be used as a slang term when someone tea bags. (Sea: Tea Bag)

I gave that girl the Lipton treatment last night and the look on her face was priceless.

by Dexter October 2, 2003

Crabdor

Large creature possesing no resemblence to a crab. 16 mouths, and is clinicly insane. Avoid at all costs.

If you were to come across Crabdor......hmmmmmmm...........::thinks:::

by Dexter November 19, 2004

gonch pull

A sharp upward yank on another person's gonchies. Usually painful but entertaining to behold. An especially useful technique in warding off unwanted and raunchy immigrants who like showing chest hair.

Person 1: Dude, i'll give you ten bucks if you give blagloslav a gonch pull.
Person 2: I'll do it for free! Uh, do you have any gloves?

by Dexter March 26, 2003