Detranova's definitions

Monkey

What my best friend's sister sounds like. And if she sees this, she'll kill him. Muahahahaha!

Me: What was that noise? Was that your dog?
Him: Nah, that was my sister.

by Detranova July 29, 2003

web site

A place on the internet where anything can happen.

Hey, that web site just replaced all my files with porn! I don't know if I should be happy or cry!

by Detranova July 29, 2003

time

An imaginary term created by the rich and powerful to limit your activity.

Bill Gates doesn't need time.

by Detranova July 29, 2003

SAT

Stupidity Assesment Test. A test given in high school that judges your worth as a human being. the lower the score, the more expendable you are to the government.

@#$%! I got a 400 on my SAT, so now I'm a public servant!

by Detranova July 29, 2003

Puff the Magic Dragon

A new blue man act.

Hey! The blue man group just did Puff the Magic Dragon! That's copyrighted material! Let's start a riot!

by Detranova July 29, 2003

Puff

A magic dragon who lives inside my head. He bites my ear when he's happy.

"Hey, your ear's bleeding!"
"I know, Puff is happy!"

by Detranova July 29, 2003

Name

A meaningless word assigned to you that lets people judge you before they know you.

Your name's Weniger? What a sh*thead!

by Detranova July 29, 2003