Dennisisevil's definitions

causehead

One who always feels the need to be protesting or joining some cause such as greenpeace or PeTA. Causeheads are habitual joiners and often end up abandoning a previous cause for another more promising one.

Protestors who always feel the need to jump from one cause to another or a bunch of causes at once are causeheads.

by DennisIsEvil October 15, 2005

The God Card

Similar to The Hitler Card, The God card is when one evokes the name of God or some other religious deity into a debate. Usually their logic is that their opponent's position goes against the word of God and often times they include religious scripture. This is Usually done as alast ditch effort by someone who does not have anything even remotely resembling rational reasons for their position and feels the need to appeal to their opponents religious beliefs or blind faith to steer the argument into their religon.

The God Card often comes into play on issues like abortion, war, or politics.

by dennisisevil June 29, 2006

Snus

A great alternative for when you can't smoke. Camel Snus is the best. Such a sin only a fistful of stores on the east coast sell it. You can also save the little tin for stuff like loose change. While the tin says the flavor lasts up to 30 minutes I have chewed some for up to 3 hours.

I do Snus because it gives me knowledge.

by DennisIsEvil February 8, 2008

sausage-central

Anywhere a sausage party is taking place. Namely anywhere the number of guys far exceeds the number of women.

Man, That place is sausage-central. There ain't one chick anywhere.

by DennisIsEvil October 16, 2005

assclown

Someone who considers it his or her sworn to duty to act like a complete ass at all times.
Assclownery: the act of being an assclown.

Anybody from the show jackass is an assclown

by DennisIsEvil October 19, 2005

biter

Somebody who copies off everyone else. They ain't got the balls to be themself so they bite off of someone else.

Damn it Eric stop being a biter.

by DennisIsEvil October 11, 2006

drive-thru

A device fast food places came up with during the `80s to serve lazy fatasses who are too fat or lazy to walk from the parking lot to the counter. Essentially a window on the side of the building where you get your special six patty big mac served between three hashbrowns instead of buns.

The drive-thru was invented for lazy people.

by Dennisisevil May 16, 2006