Dennisisevil's definitions

college

A huge waste of money. You'll spend assloads to get a worthless degree. Once you get out you will spend every single second of your day being harassed by the AES nazis while you're struggling to find a job. Don't laugh too hard at the guy at McDonald's flipping hamburgers you'll be there too once you graduate and more than likely he'll be your manager.

You also get the joy of listening to a bunch of dumbass ex-hippy professors try to fill your head with Communism and pointless dogma that's as worthless as tits on a bull in the real world.

Spending your student loan on lottery tickets is a more realistic goal than hoping to land a decent job with your degree.

Jim went to college and was a pompous ass thinking he'd get a great job out of it. Now he mows lawns.

by DennisIsevil September 8, 2006

assclown

Someone who considers it his or her sworn to duty to act like a complete ass at all times.
Assclownery: the act of being an assclown.

Anybody from the show jackass is an assclown

by DennisIsEvil October 19, 2005

Snus

A great alternative for when you can't smoke. Camel Snus is the best. Such a sin only a fistful of stores on the east coast sell it. You can also save the little tin for stuff like loose change. While the tin says the flavor lasts up to 30 minutes I have chewed some for up to 3 hours.

I do Snus because it gives me knowledge.

by DennisIsEvil February 8, 2008

Rick Jamesed

Getting slapped across the face. Named after Rick James the most famous bitchslapper of all.

Because the little kid wouldn't shut up and stop whining Pop hauled over and Rick Jamesed him across the face.

by DennisIsEvil May 1, 2006

dingleberry

One who always feels a need to tagalong often uninvited. One who follows somebody everywhere.

Jimbo's little brother is being a dingleberry and following me everywhere.

by DennisIsEvil December 28, 2005

sausage-central

Anywhere a sausage party is taking place. Namely anywhere the number of guys far exceeds the number of women.

Man, That place is sausage-central. There ain't one chick anywhere.

by DennisIsEvil October 16, 2005

interstate pace car

The police car. Usually a Chevy Impala or Crown Victoria marked or unmarked. Much like it's NASCAR counterpart when it appears Everyone instinctively slows down and drives in double single file lines and nobody dares to pass it.

Uh-Oh it's the interstate pace car everybody slow down.

by DennisIsEvil April 15, 2006