Dennisisevil's definitions

red baron

-Manfred Von Richtofen. One of the greatest WW1 aces, Flew a blood red Fokker Tri-plane with the Iron Cross painted on the side. Shot down over 80 Allied aircraft.

-When a girl is having her period.

OH NOOOOO! Run for your lives, men! The red baron is flying into town!

by Dennisisevil October 24, 2005

Crocs

Shoes for people with no taste. They look dorky as hell and are insanely overpriced for the simple fact they are merely molded plastic. The funny thing is nobody would touch these hideous things when they were 5 dollars and sold at hardware stores for gardeners. Once they became insanely over rpiced and were worn by celebs with no taste they sell like hotcakes

Crocs are shoes for people with no taste

by DennisIsEvil September 6, 2009

interstate pace car

The police car. Usually a Chevy Impala or Crown Victoria marked or unmarked. Much like it's NASCAR counterpart when it appears Everyone instinctively slows down and drives in double single file lines and nobody dares to pass it.

Uh-Oh it's the interstate pace car everybody slow down.

by DennisIsEvil April 15, 2006

fantasy sports

A great way to make sure sex won't be happening and you'll be spending lots of time sitting around the basement with a bunch of fat sweaty dorks.

Guy: I'm in severe danger of getting laid. This chick is nympho who ain't had sex in a month whaddo I Do?
Buddy: Don't worry I'll save you with some fantasy sports. Bros befo hos.

by DennisIsEvil August 22, 2006

funzallo

Being poor and having no money. a contraction of Funds are low. say funds are low real fast.

I'd like to buy some new shoes but I got the funzallo.

by Dennisisevil December 13, 2005

Taking the Cosby kids to the pool

Taking a big shit. Often with lots of little chunks.

Jim: Hey Where you goin'?

Joe: I just ate 3 Burritos Bell Grandes and washed `em down with the big ass mountain dew for lunch man where do ya think I'm goin?"

Jim: You're taking the cosby kids to the pool.

by DennisIsEvil April 30, 2006

two o' clock charlies

Drunks who after being kicked out of the bar head out to local restaraunts.

Oh Great, the bars are closed here come the two o' clock charlies.

by DennisIsEvil October 16, 2005