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An annoying bitch who always feels like every insignificant problem in her day is a disaster of Hurricane Katrina proportions. Anyone who so much as gives her the time of day is in for an endless session of hearing why her boyfriend is such an asshole or how she's fat because she can't wear size 0 jeans along with an allday crying marathon.
If you value your sanity avoid these psychic vampires like the clap or you'll never have a minute's peace.
If you value your sanity avoid these psychic vampires like the clap or you'll never have a minute's peace.
by DennisIsEvil September 22, 2006
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Supposedly you could make out there. That is if you ignore the minivan full of retarded hilljack kids gawking at you all damn day. It's also a great place to get herpes as the bathrooms haven't been cleaned since sometime during the `70s.
Supposedly you could make out there. That is if you ignore the minivan full of retarded hilljack kids gawking at you all damn day. It's also a great place to get herpes as the bathrooms haven't been cleaned since sometime during the `70s.
by Dennisisevil May 16, 2006
Get the drive-in mug.A huge waste of money. You'll spend assloads to get a worthless degree. Once you get out you will spend every single second of your day being harassed by the AES nazis while you're struggling to find a job. Don't laugh too hard at the guy at McDonald's flipping hamburgers you'll be there too once you graduate and more than likely he'll be your manager.
You also get the joy of listening to a bunch of dumbass ex-hippy professors try to fill your head with Communism and pointless dogma that's as worthless as tits on a bull in the real world.
Spending your student loan on lottery tickets is a more realistic goal than hoping to land a decent job with your degree.
You also get the joy of listening to a bunch of dumbass ex-hippy professors try to fill your head with Communism and pointless dogma that's as worthless as tits on a bull in the real world.
Spending your student loan on lottery tickets is a more realistic goal than hoping to land a decent job with your degree.
Jim went to college and was a pompous ass thinking he'd get a great job out of it. Now he mows lawns.
by DennisIsevil September 8, 2006
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Assclownery: the act of being an assclown.
Assclownery: the act of being an assclown.
by DennisIsEvil October 19, 2005
Get the assclown mug.Somebody who copies off everyone else. They ain't got the balls to be themself so they bite off of someone else.
by DennisIsEvil October 11, 2006
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by DennisIsEvil October 7, 2006
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In a real fight Dan Severn would rip Hulk Hogan's roid ridden arms off and beat him to death with them.
by DennisIsEvil May 1, 2006
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