11 definitions by Darth EEEEEEEEEEEE

peace, freedom, justice, and security

The four things Anakin Skywalker has brought to his new empire.

Anakin: "I have brought peace, freedom, justice, and security to my new empire!"
Obi-Wan: "Your new empire?"
Anakin: "Don't make me kill you."
Obi-Wan: "Anakin, my allegiance is to the Republic, to democracy!"
Anakin: "If you are not with me, then you're my enemy."
Obi-Wan: "Only a Sith deals in absolutes. I will do what I must."
Anakin: "You will try."

by Darth EEEEEEEEEEEE December 24, 2020

contradiction

The thing that is created when the witness lies

Phoenix Wright: Your Honor! There is a contradiction in the witness' testimony!

by Darth EEEEEEEEEEEE December 14, 2020

basic logic

The special ability of Miles Edgeworth, an ability that no one else has, an ability that makes him objectively superior to every defense attorney on the planet.

Phoenix: *Has a magical object that tells him if someone is hiding something*
Apollo: *Has a bracelet that tightens when someone lies and can see people's subconscious tells*
Athena: *Can hear people's true emotions and display them using a computer that she wears around her neck*
Edgeworth: *Has BASIC LOGIC*

by Darth EEEEEEEEEEEE December 24, 2020

Space

The one place that has yet to be corrupted by capitalism.

Tim Curry:
“I’m escaping to the one place that hasn’t been corrupted by capitalism…”

(tries not to laugh)

“….SPACE!!!”

by Darth EEEEEEEEEEEE January 31, 2022