Darth EEEEEEEEEEEE's definitions

peace, freedom, justice, and security

The four things Anakin Skywalker has brought to his new empire.

Anakin: "I have brought peace, freedom, justice, and security to my new empire!"
Obi-Wan: "Your new empire?"
Anakin: "Don't make me kill you."
Obi-Wan: "Anakin, my allegiance is to the Republic, to democracy!"
Anakin: "If you are not with me, then you're my enemy."
Obi-Wan: "Only a Sith deals in absolutes. I will do what I must."
Anakin: "You will try."

by Darth EEEEEEEEEEEE December 23, 2020

Space

The one place that has yet to be corrupted by capitalism.

Tim Curry:
“I’m escaping to the one place that hasn’t been corrupted by capitalism…”

(tries not to laugh)

“….SPACE!!!”

by Darth EEEEEEEEEEEE January 30, 2022

slaughter

to kill not just the men, but the women and children, too.

Anakin: I killed them. I killed them all. They're dead, every single one of them. And not just the men, but the women and children, too. They're like animals, and I slaughtered them like animals. I hate them!

by Darth EEEEEEEEEEEE December 16, 2020

Senator Armstrong

U.S. Sen. Steven Armstrong, the most based politician to ever live. He played college ball at the University of Texas, not some cushy Ivy League school, and he could've gone pro had he not joined the navy. He isn't one of those beltway pansies; he could break the president in two with his bare hands. Don't fuck with this senator!

Senator Armstrong is fuckin' based.

by Darth EEEEEEEEEEEE July 20, 2022