Danny Delinquent's definitions

deedly deedly dee

Pejorative term first coined by Frank Zappa, used to describe long, boring, wanky guitar solos. Onomotopoeically derived from the three note patterns commonly played by 'virtuoso' guitar soloists.

"Fuck Satriani, all he does is go deedly deedly dee all day. If I wanted to listen to someone jerk off, I would do it myself."

by Danny Delinquent December 22, 2003

Johnny Rotten complex

A behavioral disorder, in which the patient behaves like a complete and utter belligerent arsehole because they are trying, vainly and way too hard, to be as punk as humanly possible. Common among snotty teenagers, but most outgrow it.

Kelsey used to be cool, but she developed a Johnny Rotten complex, and now she's this little bitch who tries way too hard to be oi oi punk rawk.

by Danny Delinquent December 22, 2003

shysty

Of dubious honesty; greedy, like a shyster.

They didn't give you your money back? That's hella shysty, dude.

by Danny Delinquent September 26, 2003

rockstarmobile

An expensive, exotic, ridiculously fast, and generally impractical sports car, the kind that rock stars drive. Italian makes like Ferrari, Maserati, and Lamborghini are excellent examples of rockstarmobiles, but a convertible V8 Ford Mustang with all the features and options can also serve this purpose.

"As soon as he got a big record deal with Sony, he went out and bought this rockstarmobile Lamborghini. Hope the record is a hit or he's gonna be in deep shit."

by Danny Delinquent May 9, 2004

fuckstration

Sexual frustration.

"Sweet fucking Christ, I need to get laid. I'm dying of fuckstration here."

by Danny Delinquent December 13, 2003

straight

A markedly unhip, mainstream, square individual. The kind of person who does what they're told, instead of what they WANT.

"That girl is so fucking straight, dude, it's awful."

"Naw. She looks straight but she's actually hella hardcore."

by Danny Delinquent March 22, 2004

square

A noticeably unhip, mainstream individual, a straight. Someone either ignorant or disinterested of underground subcultures. The antithesis of a hipster.

I like Lee, but she's a total square.

by Danny Delinquent March 22, 2004