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"Wankish" has been used to describe an RPG character's alignment ("what's yer alignment?" "wankish" "as opposed to good or evil?"). But more generally, it indicates a general condition of wankery. Similar to wanky.
"Jimmy says...." "I don't give a fuck what Jimmy says, that wankish cunt can go fuck himself in the arse with a chainsaw."
by Danny Delinquent December 22, 2003
Get the wankish mug.A vagina belonging to a woman of unreasonably high standards. Not necessarily stuck up, just having such demanding standards that no one meets them, and consequently the gold plating on her gap tarnishes because she never gets laid.
"You snotty cunt, you totally have a gold plated gap, no one is good enough to stick it. So don't bitch to me about how you need to get laid."
"Dude, don't even bother with her. She has a gold plated gap."
"Dude, don't even bother with her. She has a gold plated gap."
by Danny Delinquent December 22, 2003
Get the gold plated gap mug.A response to being accused of trippin. Similar in meaning to "No shit!" "I swear to god!" "I'm not kidding!"
"Son, you are straight trippin if you think you're gonna hit that shit."
"I ain't trippin! Watch me work my magic, fool!"
"I ain't trippin! Watch me work my magic, fool!"
by Danny Delinquent December 23, 2003
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Get the girlfriend mug.Anything particularly outrageous, absurd, or scandalous. Usually accompanied by a wave of a limp wrist, and used as follows.
by Danny Delinquent December 29, 2003
Get the the living end mug.An exasperating social condition. Archetypically, the sufferer is a straight male with lots of female friends, but who cannot get a date or get laid to save his life. This is because every woman he meets, he befriends, and then when he tries to advance out of the 'friend zone' into 'boyfriend territory', he gets a speech to the effect of "I can't sleep with you, you're such a good friend, I don't want to risk our friendship". Typically, the rejecting female friend will then date/fuck other men who are total douchebags, then bitch and moan about them at length to their platonic male friends. Chances are, most of these platonic male friends are either gay, or straight and secretly furious that that mongoloid cracker homunculus fuck gets to fuck her, when he is clearly inferior in every way.
"I have lots of hot female friends, and none of them like me 'that way'. I have nice guy syndrome and I'm not even all that nice."
by Danny Delinquent December 29, 2003
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"Holy shit, how was it?"
"It was SO fucking tight. It was tight like a tiger, man."
"Holy shit, how was it?"
"It was SO fucking tight. It was tight like a tiger, man."
by Danny Delinquent January 5, 2004
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