Danny Delinquent's definitions

straight

A markedly unhip, mainstream, square individual. The kind of person who does what they're told, instead of what they WANT.

"That girl is so fucking straight, dude, it's awful."

"Naw. She looks straight but she's actually hella hardcore."

by Danny Delinquent March 22, 2004

spam purse embargo

A ban on female reproductive organs; sanctions against sex with women; a period of deliberate sexual inactivity.

Also, a great name for a band, because most people would have no fucking idea what it means.

"Helluv bitches were bummed when the Spam Purse Embargo went into effect. It means until the Embargo expires, they get no luv from me."

by Danny Delinquent March 31, 2004

polish the rusty sheriff's badge

Verb. To have anal sex; to fuck someone in the ass.

"She said the gash was off limits, so I said, 'how about I polish the rusty sheriff's badge instead?'"

by Danny Delinquent December 9, 2003

crooked beat

Noun, sense 1. The offbeat rhythm characteristic to ska and rocksteady.

Noun, sense 2. "March/dance to a crooked beat", to be an individualist, or identify with an underground subculture like punk rock.

Sense 1: "You can only skank to a crooked beat. Put on the Slackers, bro!"

Sense 2: "Those kids march to a crooked beat. Fucking weirdos."

by Danny Delinquent December 9, 2003

blow a load

Verb. To ejaculate. Can also be used nonliterally to indicate excitement.

"Dude blew a load all over my fucking calculus homework!"

"Ohhhhhh shit, that is so tight I'm gonna blow a load."

by Danny Delinquent December 9, 2003

new york minute

A very short unit of time. Analogous to about a day in one of those flat, boring, rural states in the middle of the country.

"Dude, you better move fast, that shit is gonna get snapped up in a New York minute."

by Danny Delinquent December 13, 2003

fuckstration

Sexual frustration.

"Sweet fucking Christ, I need to get laid. I'm dying of fuckstration here."

by Danny Delinquent December 13, 2003