Danny Delinquent's definitions

knife around

To not do anything of particular significance. Can range from running miscellaneous errands around town to doing household chores to freestyle loafing.

"Hey, what are you up to?"

"Oh, just knifin around."

by Danny Delinquent March 3, 2004

wanky

Masturbatory, typically describes boring music, like 3 minute guitar solos. See also wankish.

"I can't listen to a lot of metal, it has too many wanky solos. I don't give a shit how many hours a day you practice."

by Danny Delinquent December 22, 2003

nice guy syndrome

An exasperating social condition. Archetypically, the sufferer is a straight male with lots of female friends, but who cannot get a date or get laid to save his life. This is because every woman he meets, he befriends, and then when he tries to advance out of the 'friend zone' into 'boyfriend territory', he gets a speech to the effect of "I can't sleep with you, you're such a good friend, I don't want to risk our friendship". Typically, the rejecting female friend will then date/fuck other men who are total douchebags, then bitch and moan about them at length to their platonic male friends. Chances are, most of these platonic male friends are either gay, or straight and secretly furious that that mongoloid cracker homunculus fuck gets to fuck her, when he is clearly inferior in every way.

"I have lots of hot female friends, and none of them like me 'that way'. I have nice guy syndrome and I'm not even all that nice."

by Danny Delinquent December 29, 2003

deedly deedly dee

Pejorative term first coined by Frank Zappa, used to describe long, boring, wanky guitar solos. Onomotopoeically derived from the three note patterns commonly played by 'virtuoso' guitar soloists.

"Fuck Satriani, all he does is go deedly deedly dee all day. If I wanted to listen to someone jerk off, I would do it myself."

by Danny Delinquent December 22, 2003

Johnny Rotten complex

A behavioral disorder, in which the patient behaves like a complete and utter belligerent arsehole because they are trying, vainly and way too hard, to be as punk as humanly possible. Common among snotty teenagers, but most outgrow it.

Kelsey used to be cool, but she developed a Johnny Rotten complex, and now she's this little bitch who tries way too hard to be oi oi punk rawk.

by Danny Delinquent December 22, 2003

Boredeo

Pejorative nickname for the town of Rodeo, Contra Costa County, California. Probably best known for being hometown to Billie Joe Armstrong of Green Day. Obviously derived from the fact that it is a very boring suburb, where there isn't much to do other than fuck, smoke weed, and do meth.

"She's hella tight dude...."

"Yeah, but she's from Boredeo."

"Weak!"

by Danny Delinquent March 3, 2004

real grownup job

A form of employment which pays well enough that the employee is mostly if not completely fiscally self-sufficient.

A real grownup job often but not necessarily requires postsecondary education and a 40+ hour work week. It may or may not involve working in an office, and may or may not be enjoyable or fulfilling. The primary qualification is that the job pays well enough for a responsible adult to live in a reasonably modest but comfortable manner with little or no outside help, be it in the form of a second job, trust fund or other form of mooching.

"Dude, I'm getting pretty fucking sick of being a broke ass college kid. I need a real grownup job."

by Danny Delinquent September 6, 2008