Danny Delinquent's definitions
1) To fail to be funny, as in a stand up comic or SNL host.
2) A dangerous sport invented in New Zealand, which involves running into automotive traffic with the intention of forcing motorists to brake to avoid hitting you, the goal being to piss them off as much as possible without getting hurt.
2) A dangerous sport invented in New Zealand, which involves running into automotive traffic with the intention of forcing motorists to brake to avoid hitting you, the goal being to piss them off as much as possible without getting hurt.
1) "You're bombing, Luke (Perry)! I'm the only thing that's getting you laughs! The old Star Wars gag, Luke! You must use the Force to win the audience back!"
2) "We're gonna go hit the pubs and go out bombing!"
2) "We're gonna go hit the pubs and go out bombing!"
by Danny Delinquent March 4, 2004
Get the bombing mug."You can catch me on the west coast, with a fly ass stripper tied to my bed posts, lookin like Alicia Keyes on her knees, lickin <i>the bag</i>, just for a freeze" - The Transplants
by Danny Delinquent July 14, 2004
Get the The BAG mug.A very short unit of time. Analogous to about a day in one of those flat, boring, rural states in the middle of the country.
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Get the girlfriend mug.East Bay slang term, indicating familiarity with and affection towards any given subject. Can also be used in the negative, as in "I'm SO not friends with that" to express distaste for the subject. Similar to being down with that.
"Stay home and smoke a blunt with you instead of going to school? I'm hella good friends with that."
"Dude, they wanted me to stay until midnight, sitting on my thumbs. I'm NOT friends with that."
"Dude, they wanted me to stay until midnight, sitting on my thumbs. I'm NOT friends with that."
by Danny Delinquent December 4, 2003
Get the I'm friends with that! mug.An exasperating social condition. Archetypically, the sufferer is a straight male with lots of female friends, but who cannot get a date or get laid to save his life. This is because every woman he meets, he befriends, and then when he tries to advance out of the 'friend zone' into 'boyfriend territory', he gets a speech to the effect of "I can't sleep with you, you're such a good friend, I don't want to risk our friendship". Typically, the rejecting female friend will then date/fuck other men who are total douchebags, then bitch and moan about them at length to their platonic male friends. Chances are, most of these platonic male friends are either gay, or straight and secretly furious that that mongoloid cracker homunculus fuck gets to fuck her, when he is clearly inferior in every way.
"I have lots of hot female friends, and none of them like me 'that way'. I have nice guy syndrome and I'm not even all that nice."
by Danny Delinquent December 29, 2003
Get the nice guy syndrome mug.A pejorative term for the boring, preppy mainstream girls who come to hardcore shows and basically just hold their boyfriend's jackets while they're in the pit.
Coat racks, unlike your garden variety poseur, have no pretense of being part of the scene or the subculture. They're just there because their boyfriends drag them along to the show.
Coat racks, unlike your garden variety poseur, have no pretense of being part of the scene or the subculture. They're just there because their boyfriends drag them along to the show.
"Yeahhh, she has long straight blonde hair, all made up and dressed cute in Aberfimbie and Crotch. And she's with a dude with short hair and a long sleeved black Bane shirt..... total coatrack."
by Danny Delinquent February 24, 2004
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