48 definitions by Danny Delinquent
A form of employment which pays well enough that the employee is mostly if not completely fiscally self-sufficient.
A real grownup job often but not necessarily requires postsecondary education and a 40+ hour work week. It may or may not involve working in an office, and may or may not be enjoyable or fulfilling. The primary qualification is that the job pays well enough for a responsible adult to live in a reasonably modest but comfortable manner with little or no outside help, be it in the form of a second job, trust fund or other form of mooching.
A real grownup job often but not necessarily requires postsecondary education and a 40+ hour work week. It may or may not involve working in an office, and may or may not be enjoyable or fulfilling. The primary qualification is that the job pays well enough for a responsible adult to live in a reasonably modest but comfortable manner with little or no outside help, be it in the form of a second job, trust fund or other form of mooching.
"Dude, I'm getting pretty fucking sick of being a broke ass college kid. I need a real grownup job."
by Danny Delinquent July 18, 2006
A very short unit of time. Analogous to about a day in one of those flat, boring, rural states in the middle of the country.
by Danny Delinquent December 14, 2003
Typically a violent steakhead guy with no hair, boots and braces, and an IQ under 110. Tends to spout "oi oi oi" whenever the opportunity presents itself. Not necessarily racist, but usually conservative, patriotic, and steeped in jockish machismo. Drinks a lot of beer and has a massive chip on his shoulder. Loves to fight over anything. (Why are people who are so proud of being working class so hellbent on preserving the status quo, in which they are exploited by the bourgiousie?)
This fucking skinhead just punched me for looking at him! God. I'd really like to meet some skins who aren't friggin morons.
by Danny Delinquent October 4, 2003
A ban on female reproductive organs; sanctions against sex with women; a period of deliberate sexual inactivity.
Also, a great name for a band, because most people would have no fucking idea what it means.
Also, a great name for a band, because most people would have no fucking idea what it means.
"Helluv bitches were bummed when the Spam Purse Embargo went into effect. It means until the Embargo expires, they get no luv from me."
by Danny Delinquent March 31, 2004
"Dude blew a load all over my fucking calculus homework!"
"Ohhhhhh shit, that is so tight I'm gonna blow a load."
"Ohhhhhh shit, that is so tight I'm gonna blow a load."
by Danny Delinquent December 10, 2003
A response to being accused of trippin. Similar in meaning to "No shit!" "I swear to god!" "I'm not kidding!"
"Son, you are straight trippin if you think you're gonna hit that shit."
"I ain't trippin! Watch me work my magic, fool!"
"I ain't trippin! Watch me work my magic, fool!"
by Danny Delinquent December 23, 2003
"Holy shit dude, did you see Kill Bill? It was tight like a fuckin tiger!"
"Naw. It wasn't THAT great. It was tight like an ocelot, sure, but not like a tiger."
"Naw. It wasn't THAT great. It was tight like an ocelot, sure, but not like a tiger."
by Danny Delinquent December 5, 2003