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Noun, sense 1. The offbeat rhythm characteristic to ska and rocksteady.
Noun, sense 2. "March/dance to a crooked beat", to be an individualist, or identify with an underground subculture like punk rock.
Noun, sense 2. "March/dance to a crooked beat", to be an individualist, or identify with an underground subculture like punk rock.
Sense 1: "You can only skank to a crooked beat. Put on the Slackers, bro!"
Sense 2: "Those kids march to a crooked beat. Fucking weirdos."
Sense 2: "Those kids march to a crooked beat. Fucking weirdos."
by Danny Delinquent December 9, 2003
Get the crooked beat mug.A sport in which the only goal is to sit around in the most comfortable position possible. This sport is well complemented by smoking weed.
"What are you going to do after work?"
"I'm gonna go home and do some freestyle loafing. It's gonna be tight."
"I'm gonna go home and do some freestyle loafing. It's gonna be tight."
by Danny Delinquent March 3, 2004
Get the freestyle loafing mug.Typically a violent steakhead guy with no hair, boots and braces, and an IQ under 110. Tends to spout "oi oi oi" whenever the opportunity presents itself. Not necessarily racist, but usually conservative, patriotic, and steeped in jockish machismo. Drinks a lot of beer and has a massive chip on his shoulder. Loves to fight over anything. (Why are people who are so proud of being working class so hellbent on preserving the status quo, in which they are exploited by the bourgiousie?)
This fucking skinhead just punched me for looking at him! God. I'd really like to meet some skins who aren't friggin morons.
by Danny Delinquent October 4, 2003
Get the skinhead mug.A person or thing which wrecks burgers of any kind. Allegedly the working title of a Wires on Fire EP to be released on Buddyhead Records, but later changed to 'Homewrecker'.
"Ow. My new man is a burgerwrecker. I'm all sore today, I think he stretched me out a little."
"Fuck this dude, let's go to Fatburger. I'll WRECK that burger."
"Fuck this dude, let's go to Fatburger. I'll WRECK that burger."
by Danny Delinquent May 12, 2006
Get the burgerwrecker mug."Dude blew a load all over my fucking calculus homework!"
"Ohhhhhh shit, that is so tight I'm gonna blow a load."
"Ohhhhhh shit, that is so tight I'm gonna blow a load."
by Danny Delinquent December 9, 2003
Get the blow a load mug."She said the gash was off limits, so I said, 'how about I polish the rusty sheriff's badge instead?'"
by Danny Delinquent December 9, 2003
Get the polish the rusty sheriff's badge mug.A pejorative term for the boring, preppy mainstream girls who come to hardcore shows and basically just hold their boyfriend's jackets while they're in the pit.
Coat racks, unlike your garden variety poseur, have no pretense of being part of the scene or the subculture. They're just there because their boyfriends drag them along to the show.
Coat racks, unlike your garden variety poseur, have no pretense of being part of the scene or the subculture. They're just there because their boyfriends drag them along to the show.
"Yeahhh, she has long straight blonde hair, all made up and dressed cute in Aberfimbie and Crotch. And she's with a dude with short hair and a long sleeved black Bane shirt..... total coatrack."
by Danny Delinquent February 24, 2004
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