nollie

The opposite of an ollie. Front foot on nose and rear foot in the center of board.

Nollie is the opposite of an ollie, duh.

by Dan the Man February 24, 2005

opium

A drug, which helps get you high. Mike likes to use it, and uses it several times per day.

Person 1: Where did my opium go?
Person 2: Mike stole it and now is smoking it!

by Dan the Man December 06, 2004

codger

An old man who drives at an incredibly slow speed in the middle of the road.

you codgerish ol' bastard

by Dan The Man September 30, 2003

water

What you get when you combine two Hydrogen atoms and a single Oxygen atom. Try it, it's fun to make on those rainy days. Or if it is raining you could go outside and just hold a cup out and catch some of this mystical substance known as water.

Water is what the oceans are made of.

by Dan the Man February 24, 2005

bush wacker

Mike O. Mike wacks off bushes.

That bush wacker, Mike O, is in our front yard wacking off that bush again mommy!

by Dan the man May 08, 2004

cheek on face

when a male or female rest one side of his/her arse on ones cheek.

get your god dam cheek of my face

by Dan the Man March 26, 2003

maus

One of the biggest tanks ever built. Only two prototypes of the superheavy tank were ever produced in 1944 by the crumbling Nazi Regime. They never saw combat however. Their huge weight and their monstruous fuel guzzling would have made it impossible to be of any help to the already doomed Third Reich.
In German "Maus" means "mouse".

Only one Maus tank still survives to this day. It can be seen today in the Museum of Armored Forces in Kubinka (near Moscow) in Russia.

by Dan the Man June 17, 2005