Da Sperminator's definitions
Girl- "What are you up to tonight?"
Guy- "I'm drinking rum and redbull!"
Girl- "It's Tuesday?!?"
Guy- "I drink, therefore I am."
Guy- "I'm drinking rum and redbull!"
Girl- "It's Tuesday?!?"
Guy- "I drink, therefore I am."
by Da Sperminator April 26, 2011
Get the I drink, therefore I ammug. Wine Prude- "Good sir, what have you there?"
Gangsta- "Chardon, homeskillet! I'm swillin' like a villain!"
Wine Prude- "I beg your pardon, young man I was unable to understand you."
Gangsta- "I'm drinking Chardonnay, you stuffy fuck!"
Gangsta- "Chardon, homeskillet! I'm swillin' like a villain!"
Wine Prude- "I beg your pardon, young man I was unable to understand you."
Gangsta- "I'm drinking Chardonnay, you stuffy fuck!"
by Da Sperminator May 18, 2011
Get the Chardonmug. Guy 1: "Charlie Sheen may be bi-winning, but I'm tri-winning!"
Guy 2: "What did you do?"
Guy 1: "I raced a dozen cop cars and won!"
Guy 2: "Thuggin'!"
Guy 2: "What did you do?"
Guy 1: "I raced a dozen cop cars and won!"
Guy 2: "Thuggin'!"
by Da Sperminator June 18, 2011
Get the tri-winningmug. (n.) the frustration of waiting for someone that sucks at typing to finish writing something on a computer.
Guy 1- "Did Stan email the prof about the project."
Guy 2- "Yeah, it took like 20 minutes because he was chicken pecking the shit out of the keys! Honestly, I could have written it in 3!"
Guy 1- "Shit. You must have been pretty keybored, bro!"
Guy 2- "Yeah, it took like 20 minutes because he was chicken pecking the shit out of the keys! Honestly, I could have written it in 3!"
Guy 1- "Shit. You must have been pretty keybored, bro!"
by Da Sperminator April 7, 2011
Get the keyboredmug. Guy 1- "Dude, class just ended, why are you still sitting there?"
Guy 2- "Well, I've been staring at Chelsea's tits all class, and I'm still rocking some serious timber!"
Guy 2- "Well, I've been staring at Chelsea's tits all class, and I'm still rocking some serious timber!"
by Da Sperminator March 31, 2011
Get the timbermug. (n.) any unusually difficult workout for a sport; often the coach's only means of palliation to his or her team is to provide pizza afterward.
Coach- "Get some good sleep tonight, boys. You'll need it for tomorrow."
Guy 1- "Oh shit, looks like Coach is planning a pizza party for us."
Guy 2- "Fuck a duck man, I can't run any more laps!"
Guy 1- "Oh shit, looks like Coach is planning a pizza party for us."
Guy 2- "Fuck a duck man, I can't run any more laps!"
by Da Sperminator January 24, 2011
Get the pizza partymug. (n.) the attitude, typically piss poor, assumed by any foolish individual drinking Aristocrat Vodka, aka 'Crat.
Guy 1- "Did Keith just bong a solo cup of 'Crat?"
Guy 2- "Yeah, I wish he hadn't too, he gets a bad 'Crattitude from drinking that shit!"
Guy 2- "Yeah, I wish he hadn't too, he gets a bad 'Crattitude from drinking that shit!"
by Da Sperminator January 24, 2011
Get the 'Crattitudemug.