Da Sperminator's definitions

Lagamemnon

The king of all laggers, brings your online gaming speed down to a crawl.

Guy playing Call Of Duty: "Wow, is this guy using dial up?! Seriously my game speed went down to zero! He is Lagamemnon!"

by Da Sperminator April 12, 2012

timber

(n.) a massive, solid erection.

Guy 1- "Dude, class just ended, why are you still sitting there?"
Guy 2- "Well, I've been staring at Chelsea's tits all class, and I'm still rocking some serious timber!"

by Da Sperminator March 31, 2011

meme-ory

(n.) the ability to recall "old" internet memes

Guy 1- "You ever drink Bailey's from a shoe?"
Guy 2- "Piss off Old Gregg!"
Guy 1- "Nice meme-ory, dude. Most kids these days haven't seen that shit."

by Da Sperminator January 23, 2011

keybored

(n.) the frustration of waiting for someone that sucks at typing to finish writing something on a computer.

Guy 1- "Did Stan email the prof about the project."
Guy 2- "Yeah, it took like 20 minutes because he was chicken pecking the shit out of the keys! Honestly, I could have written it in 3!"
Guy 1- "Shit. You must have been pretty keybored, bro!"

by Da Sperminator April 7, 2011

humbullshit

a method of showing off or bragging by adopting a super humble attitude

Dad: "Congratulations son, you just won 2nd place at States!"
Kid: "Na, I only ran a mile in 4:38. That's not that good."
Dad: "Cut the humbullshit boy and go have victory sex with your girlfriend!"

by Da Sperminator June 18, 2011

ethics and shit

(n.) a concise summary of the details of any college discussion/ question/ debate relating to ethics.

Guy 1- "What happened in class yesterday, bro?"
Guy 2- "The prof talked about ethics and shit."

by Da Sperminator January 24, 2011

gnazi

(n.) a swarm of gnats, proving so vexatious as to warrant a comparison to the totalitarian regime of the National Socialist German Workers' Party (Nazi).

Fuck the great outdoors! These gnazis are pestering me like the Gestapo!

by Da Sperminator January 23, 2011