Da Sperminator's definitions

dumpster hot

(adj.) a rare state in which one retains, or even achieves, transcendent hotness while simultaneously looking filthy; possibly coined to describe Ke$ha.

Guy 1- "That Ke$ha girl, damn she's so dirty!"
Guy 2- "I know man, she's such a skank! I bet she's got tons of STDs"
Guy 1- "Well, I mean, yes, possibly, but I really meant that she's just unclean, like she needs to take a shower. I think she's straight up dumpster hot."

by Da Sperminator January 24, 2011

Brozymandias

(n.) the supreme ruler of all mortal bros.

"My name is Brozymandias, bro of bros
Look upon my kegs, ye Mighty, and despair!"

-P. B. Shelley, Bromantic Era poet

Guy 1: "Did you hear Levi bonged a fifth?"
Guy 2: "I heard. Dude is insane!"
Guy 1: "No, he is Brozymandias!"

by Da Sperminator March 10, 2011

Keh dollar sign Ha

(n.) how Ke$ha should actually be pronounced.

Guy- "Somebody tell the foreign exchange kid that it's not pronounced Keh dollar sign Ha. Also, turn that gay shit off!"

by Da Sperminator January 24, 2011

timbering

(v.) to ream someone with some solid timber; to fuck her silly.

Guy 1- "You trying to drink some Bud tonight."
Guy 2- "No, I'm gonna be timbering my slutfriend."
Guy 1- "Send her my condolences."
Guy 2- "No remorse, bro. Grow a pair."

by Da Sperminator March 31, 2011

slutfriend

(n.) the slut you fuck on a regular basis, but would never even consider dating; friends with benefits.

Guy 1- "Yo, are you and Jill dating man? You're always over there!"
Guy 2- "No way, bro! She's just my slutfriend, I don't do that dating thing!"

by Da Sperminator February 25, 2011

meme-ory

(n.) the ability to recall "old" internet memes

Guy 1- "You ever drink Bailey's from a shoe?"
Guy 2- "Piss off Old Gregg!"
Guy 1- "Nice meme-ory, dude. Most kids these days haven't seen that shit."

by Da Sperminator January 23, 2011

shopping bitch

(n.) the guy who carries his woman's merchandise around a store; nothing screams whipped louder; female response to being told to make a sammich.

Guy 1- "So I saw you and Lindsey at the store. Hope those shoe boxes weren't too heavy, haha!"
Guy 2- "Shut up, man!"
Guy 1- "Dude, she made you her shopping bitch! You are too whipped for words!"

Guy- "Hey baby, can you come here? Now go make me a sammich!"
Girl- "Did you just say that, little man? Go be my shopping bitch, or it's no sex for a year!"

by Da Sperminator March 17, 2011