Da Nastee One's definitions

cock block

preventing a hot chick from hooking up with a man on a one night stand by making an ass of yourself

a job usually taken by she-beasts and grenades

by Da Nastee One May 7, 2004

j ho

That washed-up wannabe diva from New York whose meteoric success is surpassed by the speed at which her career is flushing down the toilet; also known as Jennifer Lopez.

J Ho was engaged to that no-talent hack Ben Affleck.

by Da Nastee One May 14, 2004

green monster

a homemade alcoholic beverage made from Scope mouthwash and NyQuil cough syrup

Green monster tastes like ass, but it gives you a quick buzz!

by Da Nastee One October 20, 2003

ledge booty

an ass so big, you can rest your drink on it ... while she's standing up!

Damn! Look at that fine ass chick with the big ol' ledge booty!

by Da Nastee One December 7, 2006

oral sex with reciprocity

when someone gives you oral sex, you return the favor; see 69

She sucked my cock and I ate her pussy.

by Da Nastee One May 28, 2004

wingman

Your best friend in the world and the guy you always go to the bars with

Buy your wingman a beer for "distracting" (wink, wink) the cock blocking grenade for you

by Da Nastee One May 7, 2004

clubbing

beating repeatedly with a blunt object

Back off, bitch, or I'll club you like a baby seal!

by Da Nastee One October 3, 2003