Da Nastee One's definitions

sports guy

a total fuckin idiot

Dude! This is a fuckin 4th of July picnic softball game! This ain't the fuckin World Series! Calm the fuck down, dude!

by Da Nastee One May 6, 2004

hide the salami

fucking your girl so that your entire dick is engulfed in her cooch

I played hide the salami with Jane last night! She's a freak!

by Da Nastee One June 10, 2003

pimpmobile

a large car from the late 1970's (usually a Cadillac or a Lincoln) with a custom sound system, custom wheels, and a custom paint job

also known as a "land yacht"

by Da Nastee One October 3, 2003

Mandy Moore

a sexy singer/actress with gorgeous long legs

Any man who is not attracted to Mandy Moore is a queer!

by Da Nastee One October 3, 2003

hippie lettuce

cheap, poor quality marijuana commonly consumed by high school & college students

Kids in college smoke hippie lettuce cuz that's the only MJ they can afford!

by Da Nastee One February 3, 2004

clubbing

beating repeatedly with a blunt object

Back off, bitch, or I'll club you like a baby seal!

by Da Nastee One October 3, 2003

she beast

an ugly woman with a foul personality; as opposed to an ugly woman with a nice personality or a gorgeous woman who is a complete bitch

basically, a woman who is too ugly to have sex with (even after you get drunk) and too mean to hang with; you know, a fat, ugly cunt who thinks she looks like Heidi Klum

I wouldn't fuck that she beast with a stolen dick!

by Da Nastee One May 24, 2004