Da Nastee One's definitions

cock block

preventing a hot chick from hooking up with a man on a one night stand by making an ass of yourself

a job usually taken by she-beasts and grenades

by Da Nastee One May 7, 2004

j ho

That washed-up wannabe diva from New York whose meteoric success is surpassed by the speed at which her career is flushing down the toilet; also known as Jennifer Lopez.

J Ho was engaged to that no-talent hack Ben Affleck.

by Da Nastee One May 14, 2004

downover

a gut so big, it hangs down over your belt buckle

Lay off the chesseburgers, man. You're getting a downover!

by Da Nastee One January 5, 2007

El Mariachi

Main character in "El Mariachi" trilogy: "El Mariachi," "Desperado," and "Once Upon a Time in Mexico;" portrayed by Spaniard Antonio Banderas in the latter 2 movies

El Mariachi was a vengenace-seeking badass, Bro!

by Da Nastee One December 3, 2003

bull dyke

a manly agressive lesbian

dont mess with a bull dyke or she will open a can of whup ass on ya

by Da Nastee One May 11, 2004

fall on the grenade

Hot chicks always hang out in groups. There is always one she-beast in a group of hot chicks. That's the grenade. The grenade's job is to cock block for her hot friends... if the grenade ain't gettin love, the hot chicks ain't either!

Always designate a wingman to fall on the grenade!

by Da Nastee One May 7, 2004

spice girls

a "girl band" (they did not play instruments) from the United Kingdom that became popular in the mid-90's; their members were commonly called Scary, Sporty, Posh, Ginger & Baby; the Spice Girls' popularity died after Ginger quit and before their third CD dropped; responsible for that goofy movie "Spice World"

The Spice Girls invented the following "girl band" formula:

1) the only one who can actually sing (Scary);
2) the butch one (Sporty);
3) the sexy one (Ginger);
4) the "cute 'n' bubbly" one (Baby); and
5) the stuck-up one (Posh).

by Da Nastee One May 7, 2004