DSeanK's definitions

Gazing Ball

A tragic yard decoration that has only one use. A way to identify which neighbors are Swingers.

A really hideous mirrored reflection ball placed on a stand in ones front yard.

Desperate, Francine placed a Gazing Ball in her front yard to let the neighborhood know, it is on!

by DSeanK May 21, 2017

Man Cooler

Fruity bottled alcoholic drinks made to look like they are for men.

i.e. Mikes Hard Lemonade, Parrot Bay, Smirnoff Ice, Reds Apple Ale, etc.

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Dude, put down the Man Cooler, drink beer like a man.

by DSeanK August 12, 2016

Breakfasting

Drinking alcohol before 10am any day of the week

Francine was regularly breakfasting and was usually asleep by noon.

We woke up early and went breakfasting downtown.

by DSeanK February 18, 2017

Bottle Rules

Each Bottle of Alcohol has specific rules for drinking it.

Hey Sam, Each drink has Bottle Rules. The Jack Daniels Bottle rules are, you must include a toast to Jack himself. The Makers Mark must be drank while naked. Each Shot of Wild Turkey must be accompanied with a text to your Mom. You have to take your shirt off when drinking Cuervo.

by DSeanK January 16, 2015