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by DSeanK March 31, 2008
Get the love trophy mug.Failing to deliver a shit in the toilet.
The Shit keeps poking its little head out but crawls back up into its hole.
The Shit keeps poking its little head out but crawls back up into its hole.
I went to the bathroom, but I got Golden Gophered.
Spent 20 minutes on the can, but I was Golden Gophered.
Spent 20 minutes on the can, but I was Golden Gophered.
by DSeanK January 28, 2015
Get the Golden Gophered mug.A #Hoagie or #Submarine Sandwich minus the delicious bread and Rolled in Tasteless Lettuce. Not a sandwich at all.
A #Salad that almost stays together disguising itself as a Sandwich.
A #Lettuce Wrap
A #Salad that almost stays together disguising itself as a Sandwich.
A #Lettuce Wrap
Customer: "Hi college dropout... can I get the Number 1 as a Lettuce Wrap?" Sandwich Artist: "Oh you mean the Handheld Meat Salad."
I see you ruined your Sub by ordering it as a Handheld Meat Salad.
I see you ruined your Sub by ordering it as a Handheld Meat Salad.
by DSeanK May 13, 2021
Get the Handheld Meat Salad mug.Hey Sam, Each drink has Bottle Rules. The Jack Daniels Bottle rules are, you must include a toast to Jack himself. The Makers Mark must be drank while naked. Each Shot of Wild Turkey must be accompanied with a text to your Mom. You have to take your shirt off when drinking Cuervo.
by DSeanK January 16, 2015
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