162 definitions by D Flawless

Urban Coctionary

Urban Dicktionary with a bigger wang

Chad got on Urban Coctionary and got 15 words published in under a minute

by D Flawless November 13, 2019

Jewmie Dimon

The CEO of GayPMorgan and Chase, a rich Harvard jew douchebag who makes billions so he can bang all da hot biches!

Jewmie Dimon went to Harvard and then his Jewish ass got rich and famous and banged hot biches

by D Flawless April 7, 2023

Fishing in the Wrong Pond

When ones entire approach to trying to improve one's career and dating life is systematically flawed and unlikely to lead to any kind of meaningful progress

After getting the cold shoulder from every girl across the board and a generic rejection email from every job he applied to, Chad quickly realized he was fishing in the wrong pond and decided to work on developing his own personal brand rather than chasing others.

by D Flawless December 8, 2019

Penis flytrap

When you go to pee and your weener gets stuck in your fly, causing extreme pain

Scres ce emanating from the bathroom when my weener got stuck in the old penis flytrap

by D Flawless February 27, 2020

Alfred lord penison

An English poet and playwright we all have to hear about in AP English Lit

I memorized some alfred lord penison lyrics for my AP English lit class

by D Flawless February 23, 2022

Fuck E Cheese

The best pizza in the world

I ate an entire pizza at Fuck E Cheese with a cup of orange soda and bowled a perfect game in Skee ball and played some air hockey

by D Flawless May 8, 2021

stacyocracy

A form of government in which hot blonde girls have absolute power which is always exercised in order to ensure thay they breed with the biggest, strongest, most brutish men possible and all other men live under perpetual subjection

The ordinary guy used to hav e a shot, but now we live in a stacyocracy where only chad can fuck ho's

by D Flawless November 22, 2021