4 definitions by Cumbersnatched
Type of lunch that you have with the opposite sex for the first time. If the meeting place for lunch is in a bad part of town (hookers on Queensway) or the restaurant is dicey, you may be having unprotected lunch.
Jenn:
I'd love to have lunch with you Jay but that part of town is gross.
Jay:
I understand, I wasn't really down for having unprotected lunch on our first date either.
I'd love to have lunch with you Jay but that part of town is gross.
Jay:
I understand, I wasn't really down for having unprotected lunch on our first date either.
by Cumbersnatched December 3, 2019
pain management is most commonly associated with the steps you take after you've been kicked in the nuts.
Lately scientist have identified the chemical reaction in your brain, aka brain betrayal that distorts your cognitive ability to make proper decisions after you fall in love.
Scientist have concluded the chemical reaction as pure
BULL-SHIT and that in fact it's a willingness to sign up for different levels of pain management brought on by brain betrayal.
Lately scientist have identified the chemical reaction in your brain, aka brain betrayal that distorts your cognitive ability to make proper decisions after you fall in love.
Scientist have concluded the chemical reaction as pure
BULL-SHIT and that in fact it's a willingness to sign up for different levels of pain management brought on by brain betrayal.
Doug:
Dad, I just told Jay that I fell in love with Katie and he said I was full of shit and that I've just signed up for pain management.
Dad:
Son, you are a jackass, Jay is right. You are in full brain betrayal.
Dad, I just told Jay that I fell in love with Katie and he said I was full of shit and that I've just signed up for pain management.
Dad:
Son, you are a jackass, Jay is right. You are in full brain betrayal.
by Cumbersnatched November 11, 2019
When you pay big bucks to take your girl to a movie thinking that you will be rewarded later for the gesture only to have your girl moan, groan and let go of your gracious hand when she sees Benidict Cumberbitch come upon the silver screen.
Jay
" I took my girl to the movies and when Benidict Cumberbatch came on the screen I felt immediately rejected "
Doug
" dude, You got Cumbersnatched "
" I took my girl to the movies and when Benidict Cumberbatch came on the screen I felt immediately rejected "
Doug
" dude, You got Cumbersnatched "
by Cumbersnatched May 9, 2016
Doug: hey Jay, I think I fell in love with Katie.
Jay: BULL-SHIT Doug, you didn't fall in love, you just signed up for pain management.
Jay: BULL-SHIT Doug, you didn't fall in love, you just signed up for pain management.
by Cumbersnatched November 7, 2019