161 definitions by Craig

jibbers

Person(s) who jibs (skips lessons). See my definition for jibbing.

Me: Are we gonan go to Maths?

Jordan. Nah. Let's jib.

by Craig April 29, 2005

hull breach

when wipping your arse without enough paper and your finger breaks through.

the night before last arnold, after a very hot curry and meatball soup, only used two squares to wipe with resulting in a hull breach which you can still smell on his finger today.

by Craig January 18, 2005

infuckingcredible

Surprise
Shock
Amazing

thats an infuckingcredible piece of machinary you have

by Craig April 16, 2003

fart knocker

It's "YOU'RE" not YOUR, you fart knocker.
You're means you are, fart knocker.
See Beavis and Butt-Head for more insults.

Gimme the remote control, fart knocker.

by Craig April 7, 2005

flying fuck

when you don't care at all about something

i don't really give a flying fuck about what you think... go fuck a horse!!

by Craig March 12, 2003

cham

To make the action of chewing on something hard, but without any teeth.

cham, chamming, chammed

The old bastard chammed as hard as he could on the Wether's Original, but it still fell out of his floppy hole.

by Craig April 10, 2004

doit

an areshole

jam that up your doit

by Craig April 30, 2004