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When the consumption of the fugu (or puffer or blowfish), which is known as being lethally poisonous unless properly prepared, is touted as an unproven cure to the coronavirus.
In Japan, the authorities have yet to report how many customers who were recently hospitalized were due to Covid-🐡 rather than Covid-19.
by Covido December 24, 2020
Get the Covid-🐡 mug.A more respectable title Ms. Corona’s lawyers wanted WHO to use rather than Covid-19 in recognition of her lethal power in inflicting pain and suffering to millions of people globally, especially vis-à-vis those whom she felt gracious enough not to end their lives prematurely.
If the world continues to casually call her “Covid” or “Corona” instead of formally addressing her as “Covid the 19th,” Princess Corona threatens to mutate into the deadlier Covid-20, which could send most of the earthlings to the fearful side of eternity sooner than later.
by Covido December 18, 2020
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With the recent arrest of pro-democracy lawmakers in the midst of the Covid-🇭🇰 crisis, Hong Kong’s “One Country, Two Systems” governance model suffered a political stroke before falling into a coma.
by Covido April 9, 2021
Get the Covid-🇭🇰 mug.A frightening or undesirable state of mind people find themselves in prior to Christmas—for instance, they might unfairly be made redundant so that their companies could save on salaries and year-end bonuses.
Sanitation engineers at Twitter's headquarters in San Francisco were handed a cryptmas letter informing them that they were fired sans retrenchment benefits, because robots would be taking over their wallet-unfriendly jobs.
by Covido December 9, 2022
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