Corn Flake's definitions

Dennis Miller

v. to use to many large, complex words in a sentence. Also, to make too many obscure historical references in a sentence.

Dennis Miller: I don't want to go on a rant here, but the U.S. foreign policy makes about as much sense as Robert Fulton having sex with Beowulf at the First Battle of Antietam. I mean, when a neo-conservative defenestrates, it's like Rovslofski filibustered deoxymonohydroxinate.

by Corn Flake December 11, 2006

instagram baddie

An instagram baddie is another term for an instagram whore.

Boy:"Max is such an instagram baddie.."
Girl:"Ikr! he always posts pics of his abs!"

by Corn flake July 8, 2015

red cent

noun- A penny. named because copper is reddish in color.

After John was caught cheating on his bet with Jack, Jack wouldn't pay him a red cent.

by Corn Flake October 11, 2006

almost winner

noun - a loser, but a nice way of putting it.

John: Oh man! I can't believe we lost that volleyball match in phys. ed today.
Teacher: There are no losers here. Just almost winners.

by Corn Flake December 9, 2008

Pick'em

An event, usually occurring in Physical Education. Used to select teams for recreational sports in class. A captain is usually selected for each team, and they pick a player to join their team. The more popular or more athletic students are usually picked early, while the unfit and unpopular are usually picked last. Nobody EVER wants to be picked last, as it is seen as demeaning.

Joe: Did you hear the big news?
Jack: We play dodgeball in gym today.
Joe: Oh yeah?
Jack: And that's not all, we had a pick'em, and when it came down to either picking that dorky John kid or that fat Jim kid, Jim shit himself, and Johnny fainted!
Joe: Well, I sure hope I'm not picked last!

by Corn Flake September 17, 2006

school pool

noun - 1. a swimming pool owned by a school for swimming classes in phys. ed. and swim team meetings. 2. Number one spot to find fecal matter in the whole school.

1. After school today I'm going to the school pool to see the hot babes on the swim team run around in bikinkis.
2. I wouldn't go in the school pool after 4th period. That's when the "special" phys. ed. class learns how bob in water.

by Corn Flake October 22, 2006

Family Feud

A long-running game show where two families try to guess what the "survey says" in order to win $20,000. Originally hosted by Richard Dawson, then by Ray Combs, then by Louie Anderson, then by Richard Karn, and finally is currently hosted by John O'Hurley.

John: Hey, did you see yesterday's episode of Family Feud?
Jack: No, I missed it. What happened?
John: The question was "Name something you feel before you buy it.", and some woman buzzed in and said "excited"!

by Corn Flake September 21, 2006