Corn Flake's definitions

Willy on Wheels

infamous vandal that vandalizes wikipedia by moving pages to the original title but with the addition of the phrase on wheels.

Willy on Wheels moved the page George W. Bush to George W. Bush on Wheels.

by Corn Flake November 11, 2008

Tom Bergeron

some crappy television host that seems to represent 94% of ABC's program output. Hosts "Dancing with the Stars" and "America's Funniest Home Videos".

Jack: Did you see that crazy new reality show on ABC last night? It was crazy.
John: No. Who hosted it?
Jack: Tom Bergeron
John: Enough said.

by Corn Flake November 23, 2006

1 vs. 100

New game show hosted by that Bob Saget guy from Full House. Apparently it involves 1 person facing off in a trivia competition against 100 people.

That Bob Saget guy is hosting that game show 1 vs. 100.

by Corn Flake October 7, 2006

Pick'em

An event, usually occurring in Physical Education. Used to select teams for recreational sports in class. A captain is usually selected for each team, and they pick a player to join their team. The more popular or more athletic students are usually picked early, while the unfit and unpopular are usually picked last. Nobody EVER wants to be picked last, as it is seen as demeaning.

Joe: Did you hear the big news?
Jack: We play dodgeball in gym today.
Joe: Oh yeah?
Jack: And that's not all, we had a pick'em, and when it came down to either picking that dorky John kid or that fat Jim kid, Jim shit himself, and Johnny fainted!
Joe: Well, I sure hope I'm not picked last!

by Corn Flake September 17, 2006

school pool

noun - 1. a swimming pool owned by a school for swimming classes in phys. ed. and swim team meetings. 2. Number one spot to find fecal matter in the whole school.

1. After school today I'm going to the school pool to see the hot babes on the swim team run around in bikinkis.
2. I wouldn't go in the school pool after 4th period. That's when the "special" phys. ed. class learns how bob in water.

by Corn Flake October 22, 2006

philiminate

to be eliminated from the amazing race. comes from the show's host phil keoghan who eeliminates the team in last place.

The other night on the amazing race some fat muslim guys were philiminated from the race.

by Corn Flake September 19, 2006

Family Feud

A long-running game show where two families try to guess what the "survey says" in order to win $20,000. Originally hosted by Richard Dawson, then by Ray Combs, then by Louie Anderson, then by Richard Karn, and finally is currently hosted by John O'Hurley.

John: Hey, did you see yesterday's episode of Family Feud?
Jack: No, I missed it. What happened?
John: The question was "Name something you feel before you buy it.", and some woman buzzed in and said "excited"!

by Corn Flake September 21, 2006