Comrade Dmitri's definitions

naomi wolf

A living example of an oxymoron.

A straight, married feminist. Impossible.

How can she be married to a man if she is a feminist?

by Comrade Dmitri March 16, 2004

.50AE

Obscenely powerful.

Want a handheld artillery piece? May I reccomend the IMI/MR Desert Eagle chambered in .50AE?

by Comrade Dmitri March 7, 2004

wildlife documentaries

Television shows that very few normal people watch. It must be said, however, that wildlife documentaries are excellently produced and carefully wrought.

David Attenborough. Does he do anything else?

by Comrade Dmitri February 25, 2004

swing low

A old spiritual sung by plantation slaves.

Recently popularized (in the UK) by the success of England's rugby squad in the Rugby World Cup and in particular Fly-Half Jonny Wilkinson. He scored a conversion in the last 90 seconds or so, putting the score ahead to 20-17, from 17-17.

For those who come from non-rugby playing countries:

Try: 5 points.
Conversion: 3 points. Mr Wilkinson's speciality.

Swing Low, Sweet Chaaariot,
Comin' for to carry me home...

Swing Low, Sweet Chaaariot,
Comin' for to carry me home...

...and so on.

Swing Low primarily refers to their eventual semblances of freedom, E.T.A. 28th August 1963. Possibly, the "Sweet Chariot" symbolizes civil rights legislation that may free the oppressed black peoples of America, and everywhere in a more general way.

Swing Low, Sweet Chaaariot,
Comin' for to carry me home...

by Comrade Dmitri March 7, 2004

marlon brando

One of the greatest actors of the twentieth century.

With sagging cheeks.

by Comrade Dmitri May 28, 2004

pizza hut

A Pizza restaurant that also delivers. Serves excellent pizza, but nothing out of the ordinary.

Can I have a Meat Fest Stuffed Crust, please?

by Comrade Dmitri March 6, 2004

.50cal

So powerful that it is illegal under the Geneva Convention to shoot this at ground troops unless over a certain distance. (Sniper applications). The world record for one man killed is 1,800 metres, by an elite sniper squad, with access to a .50cal, GPS, laser rangefinders, etc. They still needed multiple shots to hit their target.

Still, leaves an exit wound the size of Canada.

Oh and this is much more powerful than a .50AE round, they are NOT the same.

Do NOT get shot by this.

by Comrade Dmitri March 7, 2004