Comrade Dmitri's definitions

wildlife documentaries

Television shows that very few normal people watch. It must be said, however, that wildlife documentaries are excellently produced and carefully wrought.

David Attenborough. Does he do anything else?

by Comrade Dmitri February 25, 2004

naomi wolf

A living example of an oxymoron.

A straight, married feminist. Impossible.

How can she be married to a man if she is a feminist?

by Comrade Dmitri March 16, 2004

.50AE

Obscenely powerful.

Want a handheld artillery piece? May I reccomend the IMI/MR Desert Eagle chambered in .50AE?

by Comrade Dmitri March 7, 2004

voders

The Schwarzenegger way of pronouncing "voters".

"I can give the voders whaaat dey waaant.... a gooood blowjaaaab"

by Comrade Dmitri February 24, 2004

catatonic

One who does not respond to external stimuli, for example through the senses. You could shoot a catatonic in the foot and they would not notice.

Very few people can ever achieve complete catatonic status. Those who do rarely recover, resulting in pain and untold suffering for the victim's family.

Keanu Reeves is a catatonic. His family must be counselled properly.

"Just stand next to Carrie-Ann and we'll do the rest!"

"Um.... I am The One!"

by Comrade Dmitri March 12, 2004

keanu reeves

A physically able actor with the emotional range of a post. Most famous for starring in the recent Matrix Trilogy as Neo, the main protagonist.

"Isn't it ironic how the epitome and ultimate conclusion of the human race, Neo, is played by a catatonic, while a heartless program, Agent Smith, is played with zest by such a magnificent actor?

by Comrade Dmitri February 18, 2004

.50cal

So powerful that it is illegal under the Geneva Convention to shoot this at ground troops unless over a certain distance. (Sniper applications). The world record for one man killed is 1,800 metres, by an elite sniper squad, with access to a .50cal, GPS, laser rangefinders, etc. They still needed multiple shots to hit their target.

Still, leaves an exit wound the size of Canada.

Oh and this is much more powerful than a .50AE round, they are NOT the same.

Do NOT get shot by this.

by Comrade Dmitri March 7, 2004