Comrade Dmitri's definitions

catatonic

One who does not respond to external stimuli, for example through the senses. You could shoot a catatonic in the foot and they would not notice.

Very few people can ever achieve complete catatonic status. Those who do rarely recover, resulting in pain and untold suffering for the victim's family.

Keanu Reeves is a catatonic. His family must be counselled properly.

"Just stand next to Carrie-Ann and we'll do the rest!"

"Um.... I am The One!"

by Comrade Dmitri March 12, 2004

keanu reeves

A physically able actor with the emotional range of a post. Most famous for starring in the recent Matrix Trilogy as Neo, the main protagonist.

"Isn't it ironic how the epitome and ultimate conclusion of the human race, Neo, is played by a catatonic, while a heartless program, Agent Smith, is played with zest by such a magnificent actor?

by Comrade Dmitri February 18, 2004

marlon brando

One of the greatest actors of the twentieth century.

With sagging cheeks.

by Comrade Dmitri May 28, 2004

wildlife documentaries

Television shows that very few normal people watch. It must be said, however, that wildlife documentaries are excellently produced and carefully wrought.

David Attenborough. Does he do anything else?

by Comrade Dmitri February 25, 2004

.50AE

Obscenely powerful.

Want a handheld artillery piece? May I reccomend the IMI/MR Desert Eagle chambered in .50AE?

by Comrade Dmitri March 7, 2004

naomi wolf

A living example of an oxymoron.

A straight, married feminist. Impossible.

How can she be married to a man if she is a feminist?

by Comrade Dmitri March 16, 2004

pizza hut

A Pizza restaurant that also delivers. Serves excellent pizza, but nothing out of the ordinary.

Can I have a Meat Fest Stuffed Crust, please?

by Comrade Dmitri March 6, 2004