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LifesAGlitchTV

A very entertaining duo of Starcraft shoutcasters, Maximusblack and Novawar. Unlike other casters who only do pro games, these two Canucks do commentary on games all across the ladder, allowing us all to laugh while noobs "shit the bed".

Plus, they cast When Cheese Fails, featuring the strangest, most cheesy strategies players have come up with.
If you are new at Starcraft, check out LifesaglitchTV on Youtube. You can learn a lot from other's mistakes, having a good laugh while you're at it.
by Colder September 21, 2011
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Murka

How rednecks (like George W. Bush) pronounce "America".
Why do you hate murka?
by Colder September 11, 2011
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Blumpkin

To receive fellatio while simultaneously defecating
(blowjob+dump+pumpkin=blumpkin). In other words, the best of both worlds.
I got a blumpkin from my girlfriend when I had to take a shit while we were having sex.
by Colder May 7, 2011
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Rap

A form of primarily (but not exclusively) black music that comes from the hip-hop subculture. Centers mostly around touchy subjects like gang violence, social injustices, racism, and controversy in their music. Has produced songs of beautiful poetry with strong messages, as well as lovable and catchy beats.
Often bashed by ignorant people on Urban Dictionary who think that people like 50 cent and P Diddy are the best that rap's got to offer.
Truth is, most of the best rap artists, like Eminem, Tupac, Notorious BIG, Nas, and Common are not often featured on MTV. Thus, people who don't listen to REAL rap are subjected to talentless sellouts that the RIAA likes to sponsor.
by Colder September 16, 2011
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Macro

The ability in RTS games to constantly produce units, keep a strong economy going, and build up a base. The opposite of micro, which involves controlling individual units.

In other words, keeping your money down (always spending it on units), your income up (by building workers to collect resources), and your army larger than your opponent's.
Zerg (from Starcraft) is a macro-intensive race, because of its ability to build units and expand easily.
by Colder September 19, 2011
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STFB

Storm the Fucking Base. A mod for the game Minecraft where you form a clan with your friends, build a fortress, and then spar with other clans for land, resources, and glory. Designed and hosted by RIT (Rochester Institute of Technology).
I'm going on the STFB server tonight, are you?

Hell yeah!
by Colder November 20, 2011
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Pone

How retarded people spell pwn. The word pwn is a typo of the word own, so spelling it pone is just idiotic.
Noob: We poned their team in Counter Strike

Average Person: It's spelled pwned, idiot.

Noob: No, it's spelled pone. Why would it be spelled with a "w"?

Average Person: Because it's a typo of own, and it came from Warcraft III.

Noob: Whatever
by Colder August 29, 2011
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