Colder's definitions

Shard

A piece of crystal meth, a psychedelic stimulant, named for the shard-like crystals. Has nothing to do with shitting in your pants while farting, that's shart.

He deals some good shards, want a fix?

by Colder May 7, 2011

Mod

1. Short for moderator

2. Short for modification

1. Stop trolling the forum, the mods are gonna ban you

2. Counter-Strike is my favorite Half-Life mod

by Colder October 9, 2011

IGN

A video game review site, characterized by biased, poorly written reviews. Worships any new Call of Duty game that comes out, and gives games they don't like (RTS games, adventure games without guns and shooting, any game exclusively for PC or PS3) bad ratings just as an attempt to please their dark overlords, Microsoft, EA, and Activision.

Plus, it is owned by News Corporation (Does FOX News and Rupert Murdoch ring a bell?)

IGN is to the video game industry what the RIAA is to the music industry.

by Colder October 24, 2011

It really do be like that sometimes

A catchphrase made famous by the Dr. Phil m&m, typically spoken in a fake Italian accent. Very therapeutic as it can be used to describe any situation.

Man, my girl ghosted me and told me she needed some time to herself, turns out she been cheating on me all along

“Damn, it really do be like that sometimes”

by Colder October 1, 2018

Murka

How rednecks (like George W. Bush) pronounce "America".

Why do you hate murka?

by Colder September 11, 2011

Mod

A modification, used in reference to video games. A variation of a game's engine and graphics to create a new game.

Valve relies heavily on modding, with Counter-strike, Day of Defeat, and Garry's Mod all being mods of Half-life.

by Colder October 9, 2011

LifesAGlitchTV

A very entertaining duo of Starcraft shoutcasters, Maximusblack and Novawar. Unlike other casters who only do pro games, these two Canucks do commentary on games all across the ladder, allowing us all to laugh while noobs "shit the bed".

Plus, they cast When Cheese Fails, featuring the strangest, most cheesy strategies players have come up with.

If you are new at Starcraft, check out LifesaglitchTV on Youtube. You can learn a lot from other's mistakes, having a good laugh while you're at it.

by Colder September 21, 2011