Colder's definitions

Murka

How rednecks (like George W. Bush) pronounce "America".

Why do you hate murka?

by Colder September 11, 2011

Blumpkin

To receive fellatio while simultaneously defecating
(blowjob+dump+pumpkin=blumpkin). In other words, the best of both worlds.

I got a blumpkin from my girlfriend when I had to take a shit while we were having sex.

by Colder May 7, 2011

MVP

The Most Valuable Player. The player with the most skill, who contributes the most to their team. Used mainly in sports and video games.

Unfortunately, this term was hijacked by retards who watch Jersey Shore, who now think it stands for Mike Vinny Paul or some shit.

Me: He was totally MVP during that game

Friend: Mike, Vinny, and Paul?

Me: *facepalm. I don't know why I'm even talking to you

by Colder November 23, 2011

PC Gamer

1. A British magazine that gives information, release dates, and reviews about video games

2. A person who plays video games on a computer. Prefers PCs to Xbox/Playstation for reasons like stable controls, RTS games, and more control keys.

PC gamers aren't necessarily noobs. They just prefer a highly flexible, stable platform for gaming.

by Colder November 13, 2011

EG

The Evil Geniuses, a professional Starcraft II league. Includes famous players like IdrA and DeMuslim (who are currently Grandmasters), and is led by iNControl.

Is EG playing in the MLG tournament?

by Colder September 16, 2011

PPACA

Short for the Patient Protection and Affordable Care Act, a healthcare legislation passed in 2010 and signed into law by President Barack Obama.

Most people refer to the PPACA as "Obamacare".

by Colder April 27, 2013

SFW

Safe for work. Something on the internet that would be acceptable to view in public.

Don't go on 4chan, it's not SFW

by Colder August 25, 2011