Cliff's definitions

buckwheat

Shooting someone up their asshole to prolong their suffering. From the movie Things to do in Denver When You're Dead.

I'd rather be shot in the head than get buckwheated.

by Cliff August 29, 2004

than

On the internet, this word does not exist. It is an anachronism - an attempt to hold on to the old ways of proper English. Don't bother using it. People under the age of 25 will just assume you made a typo while typing "then".

I would rather drink Drano than remember even the simplest lessons from elementary school English class. Errrrr, I mean 'I would rather drink Drano THEN remember...'

by Cliff November 9, 2006

shitballs

explitive; explaining great frustration or fright

As Dan was smoking a fat marijuana joint he quickly saw his father enter his house and exclaimed "oh, shitballs".

by cliff December 6, 2002