Once everyone knew he was the one who farted, he was gone like Gandhi.
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Wife: Honey, where is the ice cream?
Husband: (licking spoon) Oh, it's gone like Gandhi.
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Wife: Honey, where is the ice cream?
Husband: (licking spoon) Oh, it's gone like Gandhi.
by ChuckChaser69 May 14, 2010

The best seats in a movie theater. These are the two middle seats of the row 1/3 of the way from the front of the auditorium to the back (in general). In a well-designed theater, these seats are the best, regarding picture (best view), and sound (where the 5.1 speakers are concentrating their sound). ("spo" is believed to stand for "sound pressure optimal".)
Person N-1: So, where are we sitting?
Person N: Spo, of course. Why else would we get here 45 minutes early?
Person N: Spo, of course. Why else would we get here 45 minutes early?
by ChuckChaser69 April 30, 2008

Mike: Man, that ultra-waif model could use a sandwich. I can see her collarbone from 100 feet away.
Shawn: Dude, you ever banged a bony chick? The pain of slamming a bony ass and having those hip bones cut into your abdomen adds to the pleasure of the pork. I dig Scrawn.
Shawn: Dude, you ever banged a bony chick? The pain of slamming a bony ass and having those hip bones cut into your abdomen adds to the pleasure of the pork. I dig Scrawn.
by ChuckChaser69 July 23, 2010

What you call yourself when you are trying to convince the world that you are not a crazy crack-addicted man-whore.
Guy, who is a loser, masturbating to sexy computer-generated characters from video games and anime drawings of girls showing their underwear at 4 in the morning in his mom's basement wiping the tears away: "I am winning."
by ChuckChaser69 March 22, 2011

by ChuckChaser69 July 26, 2010

1. a file of private, important personal information on a person, kept by the government, that may be sought by others for use in discrediting you in your run for public office. This file was made famous during the 2008 presidential campaign.
2. personal information that could be held against you were it not secret.
2. personal information that could be held against you were it not secret.
1. All three candidates had their passport files breached, presumably for political reasons.
2. Jim, why are you giving me shit about this. Do you have something on me? Do you need to see my passport file? I got no skeletons.
2. Jim, why are you giving me shit about this. Do you have something on me? Do you need to see my passport file? I got no skeletons.
by ChuckChaser69 March 22, 2008

The process of one person using his cell to call another person's cell, so that they each have the other's number.
Mike: Eric, give me your number so we can touch cocks.
Eric: Excuse me?
Mike: I'll call you so you have my number. I call it touching cocks. It's my thing.
Eric: That will never catch on.
Mike: Yes it will.
Eric: Excuse me?
Mike: I'll call you so you have my number. I call it touching cocks. It's my thing.
Eric: That will never catch on.
Mike: Yes it will.
by ChuckChaser69 December 19, 2010
