Chuck Hastings's definitions

zorch

A verb: To mess something up to the point of unusability, or even to destroy it.

I hadn't saved my file, and my computer crash totally zorched the term paper that I was writing.

by Chuck Hastings June 29, 2003

bazoofsi

A female breast. Sounds vaguely Persian (pre-Ayatollah),
and more polite than `jug' or `tit' or `boob' or `hooter' or
`knocker.'

She had the biggest pair of bazoofsies in the last five years of
PLAYBOY.

by Chuck Hastings June 28, 2003

up your alley

Means, "right in line with your tastes and/or abilities."

Sometimes "down your alley." Means the same thing.

No connection with "up your (anything else)."

If you're a numbers person, very precise, very logical, then cost accounting is right up your allwy.

by Chuck Hastings July 11, 2003

nebbish

Originally a Hebrew word, popularized in English by the cartoonist Herb Gardner. A `sad sack,' a loser, a person who can't make any thing or any situation work right for him or her; unassertive, shy, timid. Reference: `The Joys of Yiddish,' by Leo Rosten. His definition is "An innocuous, ineffectual, weak, helpless or hapless unfortunate." There are other spellings also.

The poor little fourth-grader was such a nebbish that she peed in her pants, rather than speaking up and asking the teacher for a hall pass to go to the bathroom.

by Chuck Hastings June 29, 2003

yowie

An anthropoid reported from the New South Wales area of Australia, similar to the Pacific Northwest bigfoot/sasquatch and to creatures reported from many regions of Asia.

I saw a yowie down by the river, but after I went and got my camera he was gone.

by Chuck Hastings June 28, 2003

mugwump

A political fence-sitter, who won't come down on either side of the fence and tries to have things both ways. Originally an Algonquin Indian word; used in American politics for more than a century.

He was a mugwump about supporting the Iraq war. He had his mug on one side of that issue, and his wump on the other.

by Chuck Hastings June 29, 2003

intertwingled

Intertwined in a tangled manner.

John's and Marsha's bodies were passionately intertwingled.

The kitten left my knitting yarns hopelessly intertwingled.

by Chuck Hastings June 28, 2003