Chris from Vancouver's definitions

ginch

The area between the genitals and the anus.

Some call it a taint, I call it a ginch.

by Chris from Vancouver October 1, 2006

shitergy

Perjorative form of 'synergy', as popularized by the website defamer.com

A McDonalds and Fox News merger would be quite the example of corporate shitergy.

by Chris from Vancouver January 8, 2005

knopfler

Short for Mark Knopfler, the greatest living musician/lyricist/vocalist.

He's still the man.

Dire Straits front man was Mark Knopfler, and god did he ever rock out. Smooth as silk.

by Chris from Vancouver May 5, 2006

total fag

The epitome of loserdom. The lamest of the lame. Pure weak sauce.

God... that guy is a total fag.

by Chris from Vancouver January 15, 2009

no joke

letting the audience know that something is in fact, deadly serious and not to be taken lightly. a couple of words typically can be ridden over, trotted on, largely ignored, but no joke lets you know that this is time to pay attention and bring out your notepad

I'd love to grab lunch but I just checked their menu and their prices are no joke. $32 for enchiladas, are you serious

by Chris from Vancouver January 27, 2024

come fuck me boots

These are articles worn by a party not at all interested in fucking. They are warning lights: stay away -- too hot. Do not touch with a 10-inch penis. Et cet er a.

"She was wearing black fuck-me pumps"

She looked hot.

"The example doesn't use the word come fuck me boots"

by Chris from Vancouver December 7, 2006

chilly mo

Prison slang for child molester.

"Yo P-dawg we gonna shank that chilly mo over in cell 301, watch for guards aight?"

by Chris from Vancouver April 30, 2014