Chris from Vancouver's definitions

no joke

letting the audience know that something is in fact, deadly serious and not to be taken lightly. a couple of words typically can be ridden over, trotted on, largely ignored, but no joke lets you know that this is time to pay attention and bring out your notepad

I'd love to grab lunch but I just checked their menu and their prices are no joke. $32 for enchiladas, are you serious

by Chris from Vancouver January 27, 2024

chilly mo

Prison slang for child molester.

"Yo P-dawg we gonna shank that chilly mo over in cell 301, watch for guards aight?"

by Chris from Vancouver April 30, 2014

total fag

The epitome of loserdom. The lamest of the lame. Pure weak sauce.

God... that guy is a total fag.

by Chris from Vancouver January 15, 2009

abstinence

Not really something that a person chooses -- its just the best option available while you're waiting to become a sexually-viable human being.

Abstinence is dictated by circumstance, not choice. We all want to get laid, daily, when it comes down to it.

by Chris from Vancouver October 16, 2008

fair-haired child

A person or thing looked upon with respect and admiration due to its valued qualities.

Wikipedia is the fair-haired child of the internet.

by Chris from Vancouver January 2, 2008

doorie

A cult member. They enter and leave the cult through doors.

"The mass wedding will occur at 11:59 sharp!"

"The example does not use the word doorie"

by Chris from Vancouver December 13, 2006

come fuck me boots

These are articles worn by a party not at all interested in fucking. They are warning lights: stay away -- too hot. Do not touch with a 10-inch penis. Et cet er a.

"She was wearing black fuck-me pumps"

She looked hot.

"The example doesn't use the word come fuck me boots"

by Chris from Vancouver December 7, 2006