Chris from Vancouver's definitions

abstinence

Not really something that a person chooses -- its just the best option available while you're waiting to become a sexually-viable human being.

Abstinence is dictated by circumstance, not choice. We all want to get laid, daily, when it comes down to it.

by Chris from Vancouver October 16, 2008

shitergy

Perjorative form of 'synergy', as popularized by the website defamer.com

A McDonalds and Fox News merger would be quite the example of corporate shitergy.

by Chris from Vancouver January 8, 2005

ginch

The area between the genitals and the anus.

Some call it a taint, I call it a ginch.

by Chris from Vancouver October 1, 2006

no joke

letting the audience know that something is in fact, deadly serious and not to be taken lightly. a couple of words typically can be ridden over, trotted on, largely ignored, but no joke lets you know that this is time to pay attention and bring out your notepad

I'd love to grab lunch but I just checked their menu and their prices are no joke. $32 for enchiladas, are you serious

by Chris from Vancouver January 27, 2024

come fuck me boots

These are articles worn by a party not at all interested in fucking. They are warning lights: stay away -- too hot. Do not touch with a 10-inch penis. Et cet er a.

"She was wearing black fuck-me pumps"

She looked hot.

"The example doesn't use the word come fuck me boots"

by Chris from Vancouver December 7, 2006

chilly mo

Prison slang for child molester.

"Yo P-dawg we gonna shank that chilly mo over in cell 301, watch for guards aight?"

by Chris from Vancouver April 30, 2014

megasex

A big dick, a creamy vagina -- megasex.

Chris and Courtney had severe megasex last night.

by Chris from Vancouver August 6, 2006