Chris's definitions

sperm welt

when one cannot perform properly in the bedroom.

"how was david last night?"

"well, it was kinda weird..."

"wat happened"

"he couldnt bust his load..."

"he must hav had sperm welt."

by chris May 13, 2005

metaphor halls

pretend halls that entertain people during phone convos.

jess was walking down the metaphor halls. with chris, and they had eaten sushi and rice.

by Chris December 23, 2004

ExponentialEvil

The gayest gay to have ever gayed in all gaydom. i.e. the king of all that is, was, and ever will be even remotely related to anything gay

ExponentialEvil is gay.

by Chris March 3, 2005

gronski

The first evacuation of the morning following a night of hard drinking. The smell usually can remove wall paper from the walls.

I dropped a big gronski this morning that killed the dog.

by Chris February 11, 2005

hard in the paint

of dirty south origin, to go hard in the paint is to get crunk in your ride and just chill on the block.

"we gonna go hard in the paint"

by Chris February 21, 2003

For Those About To Rock

A song written by AC/DC that actually uses CANONS for some of the sound. It was on a record, and soon on a remastered CD & a live CD.
It's a song that inspired a lot of people, especially with the line "For Those About To Rock, We Salute You".

For those about to rock,
We salute you!
For those about to rock,
We salute you!

by Chris June 21, 2004

YAR!

1. Pirate's greeting.

2. Interjection used by pirates.

3. Expression of great joy.

4. Jubulant greeting.

1. "Yar, maties, to-day we sail to the Dry Tortugas!"

2. "Yar, whirrs me cutlass? I got an itch, yar. Yar, I need to do laundry!"

3. "YAR! I just won the lottery!"

4. "Yar, Fred, hows it going?"

by CHRIS October 11, 2003