Chris's definitions

Butt Snorkeling

The act of being up someone's anus so far, that you need an artificial means of respiration. Brown nosing.

Lyle was butt snorkeling Jim to gain his promotion.

by Chris October 21, 2003

backpack-o-matt

referring to Matt Gibbs' five year old back pack

it says backpack-o-matt

by cHris February 11, 2005

sopranist

A sopranist is a male singer who sings in the soprano vocal range; a countertenor who sings higher than the typical alto range.

There is a large body of music for male soprano written when it was common to use a castrato - a voice type which, for all intents and purposes, no longer exists. Sopranists are very rare, since most countertenors are altos.

Since Max can sing from a middle C to high A, he is considered a sopranist.

by Chris June 19, 2006

hit it

To leave

It's seven o'clock...let's hit it.

by chris November 24, 2003

italian

a sex position
the guy penetrates the girl´s axilla

derived from former italy, when pre-marriage sex was strictly forbidden

Baby, let´s do it Italian style...

by Chris January 8, 2005

haxor

1: Someone that disrespects other more knowledgable hacker's programs by calling them their own.
2: People that sometimes abuse the power and knowledge that was shared to them by superior hackers in an effort to gain some sort of pathetic status among teenagers.

SomeDood:I am a L33t h@x0r! I just crashed your aim window!
Otherguy:So...windows already does that for me.

Somedude:Bow down to my superior haxoring!
Girl:wow that iz so kool! I luv u!

by Chris January 17, 2004

Hum

All-knowing and wise denizen of neowin.net providing good humor, practical advice, and spiritual enlightenment to the World.

I'm lost -- Just ask Hum!

by Chris April 17, 2005