linzy

the awesomest hottest girl ever to live. a girly bad ass who thinks sex and love are what make the world go round.

whoa! i wanna slam linzy!

by chris December 16, 2004

shaddup

An even coarser variation of the already popular troubled youth phrase "Shut up!"

"Excuse me, sir, but I missed the trolley. Could you be so kind as to take me to the town square in your horseless carriage?" "Shaddup!"

by Chris December 22, 2003

Panda Express

When you are raped by a gang of angry pandas.

John was never really the same after he got the panda express.

by Chris September 14, 2008

Vagina Pop

A banana positioned inside of a female's reproductive organ in order that a paying client may eat it.

She spread her legs and let the world eat a Vagina Pop from her buffet.

by Chris December 07, 2003

ass wrangler

one who wrangles ass as if he were on a farm.

"Billy wrangled all the ass in the whole town."

by chris February 15, 2005

WOFTAM

Waste of Fucking Time and Money; pronounced "Waft am"

"The Boss has sent me on another WOFTAM trip"

by Chris June 17, 2006

croag

A Cigarette, but not a cigar or cigarillo.

I'm gonna go outside and smoke a croag.

by Chris April 02, 2005