The only animal species that likes to believe that giant people in robes created them and that they must worship them. They then start "Wars" over which of these giant people in robes are the best. They are very hostile and will attack or hump anything that moves. Just like all mammals, the human has mamory glands a.k.a: tits. The difference is, humans are obsessed with these tits and some are even obsessed with the tits of other animals. We call these people "Biologists".
Cow: Here comes that dumb human whos gonna feel my tits again.
Monkey in a zoo: Hey! That human is picking its nose!
Human Female: I have tits!
Human Males: *drool* Woah!
Fat Human Male: Me too!
Human Males: *drool* Woah!
Monkey in a zoo: Hey! That human is picking its nose!
Human Female: I have tits!
Human Males: *drool* Woah!
Fat Human Male: Me too!
Human Males: *drool* Woah!
by Choo-Choo McGrew August 18, 2006
The modern equilivent of a "Chill Pill".
aa: PISSYFUCKYSHITTYCUNTYTWATTYBOLLOCKS!!
bb: Take a rage dump, dude...
aa: ... ...okay...okay. *heavy breathing*
bb: Take a rage dump, dude...
aa: ... ...okay...okay. *heavy breathing*
by Choo-Choo McGrew September 15, 2006
A pretty childish game where upon a group of people decide that everyone sucks and start throwing bombs. The Americans then get involved and start throwing bombs at there alias instead of their opponents. Then every other country gets involved and shoots the living crap out of everyone. George Bush then decides to press the button on his desk which detonates all explosives on the planet. Everything on the planet is destroyed and the space aliens win the game.
Lets go to war because we are bored.
Lets go to war because they dont believe in the same god as us.
Lets go to war because we have/have no money.
Lets go to war because they dont believe in the same god as us.
Lets go to war because we have/have no money.
by Choo-Choo McGrew August 18, 2006
Bave: Norton Antivirus is crap!
Sam: Thars because its the old version...and your computer isnt plugged in...and you created that virus yourself...
Sam: Thars because its the old version...and your computer isnt plugged in...and you created that virus yourself...
by Choo-Choo McGrew December 18, 2006
The eupropean alternative to being gay.
1: Wow! Soccer!
2: You gay!
1: What, just cuz i like to watch sweaty men kicking a ball around for 5 hours straight?!
2:dont pitch a tent when you talk to me boyo!
2: You gay!
1: What, just cuz i like to watch sweaty men kicking a ball around for 5 hours straight?!
2:dont pitch a tent when you talk to me boyo!
by Choo-Choo McGrew July 20, 2006
1) The noise angry things make
2) A robot in a popular nick show "Invader Zim".
3) To be annoying and have a short attention span (like the toon "GIR")
2) A robot in a popular nick show "Invader Zim".
3) To be annoying and have a short attention span (like the toon "GIR")
1:
a) You so ugly
b) gir >:(
2:
a) Lets watch Invader Zim.
b) ok. I love GIR.
3)
a) YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOU!
b) what?
a) YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUU!!
b) You are so Gir.
a) You so ugly
b) gir >:(
2:
a) Lets watch Invader Zim.
b) ok. I love GIR.
3)
a) YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOU!
b) what?
a) YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUU!!
b) You are so Gir.
by Choo-Choo McGrew August 30, 2006
A word used when someone wants to LOOK like they can use a computer. It is also another name for a USB port, yet again, when talking computers.
Miss A: So you fire wall the DAR and reboot its system core.
Mr.B: You have no idea what your talking about do you?
Miss A: Uh...
or
Mr A: So you just plug it into the DAR?
Miss B: Yep
Mr.B: You have no idea what your talking about do you?
Miss A: Uh...
or
Mr A: So you just plug it into the DAR?
Miss B: Yep
by Choo-Choo McGrew May 14, 2006