Definitions by Choo-Choo McGrew

gir 

1) The noise angry things make
2) A robot in a popular nick show "Invader Zim".
3) To be annoying and have a short attention span (like the toon "GIR")

1:
a) You so ugly
b) gir >:(

2:
a) Lets watch Invader Zim.
b) ok. I love GIR.

3)
a) YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOU!
b) what?
a) YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUU!!
b) You are so Gir.

gir by Choo-Choo McGrew August 30, 2006

smile 

A smile is a strange and desturbing thing that delusional people do.

not smiling person: Those horrable nightmare-like visions are called life. It will consume you and eventualy make you go insane.

smiling person: Im so HAPPY! LOOK at me SMILE so! HAHAHAHAHA! The world is so so good! *gets run-over by a car*

smile by Choo-Choo McGrew August 28, 2006

Dood 

The way stupid people spell Dude.

Dood!
dude?
Doo-ood!
dude...no.
Dood?
Dude *nod*

Dood by Choo-Choo McGrew August 27, 2006

Death 

The thing that comes in the middle. Can be funny when it happens to someone you hate.

>Life
>Death
>Next Life

Death by Choo-Choo McGrew August 27, 2006

Human

The only animal species that likes to believe that giant people in robes created them and that they must worship them. They then start "Wars" over which of these giant people in robes are the best. They are very hostile and will attack or hump anything that moves. Just like all mammals, the human has mamory glands a.k.a: tits. The difference is, humans are obsessed with these tits and some are even obsessed with the tits of other animals. We call these people "Biologists".

Cow: Here comes that dumb human whos gonna feel my tits again.

Monkey in a zoo: Hey! That human is picking its nose!

Human Female: I have tits!
Human Males: *drool* Woah!
Fat Human Male: Me too!
Human Males: *drool* Woah!

Human by Choo-Choo McGrew August 18, 2006

War 

A pretty childish game where upon a group of people decide that everyone sucks and start throwing bombs. The Americans then get involved and start throwing bombs at there alias instead of their opponents. Then every other country gets involved and shoots the living crap out of everyone. George Bush then decides to press the button on his desk which detonates all explosives on the planet. Everything on the planet is destroyed and the space aliens win the game.

Lets go to war because we are bored.

Lets go to war because they dont believe in the same god as us.

Lets go to war because we have/have no money.

War by Choo-Choo McGrew August 18, 2006

fall 

The result of people attempting flight

guy1: you sure i wont fall?
gal1: Yeah, sure.
Guy1: *jumps off a cliff* *falls to a bloody death*
gal1: You failed to fly?
bloody pulp: yep. i fell.

fall by Choo-Choo McGrew August 17, 2006