37 definitions by Choo-Choo McGrew

Norton Antivirus

One of the best anti-virus programs ever WHEN USED CORRECTLY.

Bave: Norton Antivirus is crap!
Sam: Thars because its the old version...and your computer isnt plugged in...and you created that virus yourself...

by Choo-Choo McGrew December 18, 2006

Not Britain

England. Yeah, England is Not Britain.

England is IN Britain, they are NOT the same thing! England is not Britain!
Source: Ripanother, Land

by Choo-Choo McGrew August 6, 2007

Soccer

The eupropean alternative to being gay.

1: Wow! Soccer!
2: You gay!
1: What, just cuz i like to watch sweaty men kicking a ball around for 5 hours straight?!
2:dont pitch a tent when you talk to me boyo!

by Choo-Choo McGrew July 20, 2006

rage dump

The modern equilivent of a "Chill Pill".

aa: PISSYFUCKYSHITTYCUNTYTWATTYBOLLOCKS!!
bb: Take a rage dump, dude...
aa: ... ...okay...okay. *heavy breathing*

by Choo-Choo McGrew September 15, 2006

Human

The only animal species that likes to believe that giant people in robes created them and that they must worship them. They then start "Wars" over which of these giant people in robes are the best. They are very hostile and will attack or hump anything that moves. Just like all mammals, the human has mamory glands a.k.a: tits. The difference is, humans are obsessed with these tits and some are even obsessed with the tits of other animals. We call these people "Biologists".

Cow: Here comes that dumb human whos gonna feel my tits again.

Monkey in a zoo: Hey! That human is picking its nose!

Human Female: I have tits!
Human Males: *drool* Woah!
Fat Human Male: Me too!
Human Males: *drool* Woah!

by Choo-Choo McGrew August 18, 2006

kk

1) Stupid way of say "okay". No seriously, it's not cute or clever, it just pisses normal people off and drains the reply of ALL emotion

2) short for "Kiss Kiss" since the invention of the mobile phone

MSN Dude 1: Hey, i gotchoo a cake!
MSN Dude 2: kk
MSN Dude 1: Ew, gayoe!
MSN Dude 3: He means "ok"
MSN Dude 1: Oh okay... Good job this isnt prison.

by Choo-Choo McGrew August 10, 2007

dumb

Some one who is and uses exesive text.

texter: i dnt us 2 m0ch txt spek n00b
Normal person: WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU SAYING?!?!?!?!?!
texter: meh ams gut cort in da c00ker agan
Normal person: SHUT UP YOU "DUMB" CREATURE OF SLIME!!!!
bob: y shud e?
normal person: *runs away screaming*

by Choo-Choo McGrew August 15, 2006