Speedy Gonzalez

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"He is my cousin; and, he is only the fastest mouse in all
of Mexico. No! In all of the world."--Slowpoke Rodriquez
SPEEDY GONZALEZ (sic): "Arriba! Arriba! Andale! Andale! Vamos, ahora muchachos y gauchos."

"...The League of United Latin American Citizens argued that SPEEDY's cleverness and personality was a positive depiction of Mexicans.
-- Wikipedia
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Cholito

Chicano term of endearment, usually adult to child (or junior in years) for a go-getter with no real intended meaning related to gang culture.
Similar to little man, young warrior, or tiger.
From warrior context of CHOLO root.
"Ay, CHOLITO, where you going so fast like Speedy Gonzalez?"
"Oh, pobre CHOLITO, que paso? Looks like it's time I show you some moves to defend yourself.
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pseudo name

pseudonym; alias; AKA; professional title; assumed name; epithet; label; monicker; handle; nickname; stage name; pen name; nome de plume; alter ego; the artist formerly known as; fictitious id; fake jake; false identity.
"David Bowie performed under his PSEUDO NAME, Ziggy Stardust with The Spiders from Mars."

"With the resurrection of the (New) New York Dolls, David Johansen junked the PSEUDO NAME, Buster Poindexter. Thank God!"

"Bingo, Bango, Bongo, and Bengo Cholomongo are PSEUDO NAMES of Chingo Bolemongo and Cholito Hellamongo (et al, ad nauseum)."
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WWFCD

What would Fifty Cent do?

A question as to choices hypothetically (to be) made by the American Rapper, FIFTY CENT ... if he was in your stinkin' shoes, OR
if he found himself in a similar jam as you seem to have managed.
By asking, one could be encouraging the other to do the right thing like FIFTY CENT surely would. Confer: "What would Jesus Do?", WWJD?
"WWFCD (WHAT WOULD FIFTY CENT DO) wif a bag o' fiddies?"

"Don't do that! WWFCD (WHAT WOULD FIFTY CENT DO) if he seen you? I'n tellin' you, he'd smack yo' bitch up!"
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What would Fifty Cent do

SEE ALSO: WWFCD
A question as to choices hypothetically (to be) made by the American Rapper, FIFTY CENT ... if he was in your (stinkin') shoes, OR
if he found himself in a similar jam as you seem to have managed.
By asking, one could be encouraging the other to do the right thing like FIFTY CENT surely would. Confer: "What would Jesus Do?", WWJD?
"WHAT WOULD FIFTY CENT DO wif a bag o' fiddies?"

"Don't do that! WHAT WOULD FIFTY CENT DO if he seen you? I'n tellin' you, he'd smack yo' bitch up!"
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cholito

Young gangster or wannabe; li'l G; typically younger brothers copying the Cholo example in style, attitude, and language.
"Hey, I'm unarmed -- don't shoot, CHOLITO! Ha! Haha!
Yo, Hector, chico look just like you ten years ago."
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Five-o

Pigs -- sometimes hair-trigger killers with screamin' amps, party lights and big guns (the bad kind of each) anywhere, but specifically on any of the Hawaiian Islands.

Generally: anyone, anywhere packin' a badge or talkin' to someone who does; Cops; LVPD on bicycles; LAPD; NYPD; Sheriff's Deputy; CHiPs; Highway Patrol; State Police; Texas Ranger; feds; U.S. Marshall; DEA; BATF; undercover detective; the man; gubbamint agent; revenuer; Dog the Bounty Hunter; Officer of the Court; DA, judge; meter maid; security guard; narc; snitch; CI.

Even more broadly: paranoid label for anyone out-of-place in the hood; a person (potential witness) suspected of surveillance; someone who trades their legal troubles for incriminating testimony against someone else.
"This is McGarrett, FIVE-O. You're dusted (busted).
Book'em Dan-O (or Book him, Danno)."

"The Feds are bastards. Even Captain Steve McGarrett of Five-O don't like 'em for their inept and abusive heavy-handed tactics."
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