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Crackwhore

1.) A person, usually female, who prostitutes herself out to obtain money to fuel her addiction to illegal/illicit narcotic drugs (examples: crack/cocaine, meth, heroin)

2.) A word that eliminates the need for a punchline in comedian Norm MacDonald's jokes.
1.) Jenny is such a crackwhore! She's working the street corner in front of the 7-Eleven trying to make money to buy dope!

2. "Who needs a punchline, when you have the word 'crackwhore'?!" - Norm MacDonald
by Chief of the Okhrana November 19, 2015
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buttramp

(noun) Someone who loves anal sex so much, they'll bend over for any willing dick, regardless of circumstances. These people are also frequently dubbed asswhores, anal-whores, and politicians.
"Jon is such a buttramp! I saw him bent over, grabbing his ankles, and taking the captain of the football team's meat sword in his ass."

"Christa is a buttramp! The Owner fired her and the Department Manager when he caught them having anal sex in the office yesterday during lunch!"
by Chief of the Okhrana January 11, 2014
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Cold as Ice

1.) A person who is cruel and inconsiderate to their loved ones, especially their lovers/girlfriends/boyfriends/fiancés/husbands/wives.

2.) A song by the band Foreigner, from their 1977 debut self titled album.
1.) My ex-girlfriend is as Cold as Ice. I would advise you to NOT date her, dawg!

2.) "You're as Cold as Ice
You're willing to sacrifice our love.
You're as Cold as Ice,
But someday you'll pay the price I know.
I've seen it before, it happens all the time.
Closing the door, you leave the world behind.
You're digging for gold,
Yet throwing away
A fortune in feelings,
But someday you'll pay
by Chief of the Okhrana November 24, 2015
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Zed

1.) (alphabetic character) How Canadians say the letter "Z".

2.) (noun) A character from the 1994 movie "Pulp Fiction". He's friends with Maynard (the owner of the pawn shop that Marsellus Wallace and Butch Coolidge find themselves trapped in in the latter part of the movie).
1.) "They never learned their alphabet from A to Zed." - "Weird Al" Yankovic ("Canadian Idiot")

2.) FABIENNE: Who is Zed?
BUTCH: Zed's dead, baby! Zed's dead.
by Chief of the Okhrana November 4, 2019
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The Final Frontier

"Space: The Final Frontier. These are the voyages of the Star Ship Enterprise." - Captain James T. Kirk, commanding officer, USS Enterprise NCC-1701
by Chief of the Okhrana November 24, 2015
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suede-denim secret police

The Inner Circle cronies working for California Governor Jerry Brown during his first two terms as governor (Cali's 34th Governor) from 1975 to 1983, and his current 3rd term (Cali's 39th Governor), after his 2010 election, and return to the Governor's office. The term "Suede-Denim Secret Police" came into existence with the Dead Kennedy's song "California Über Alles" (released in 1979).
"Now it is 1984,
Knock, Knock at your front door.
It's the Suede-Denim Secret Police,
They have come for your Uncool Niece!"
- Dead Kennedys ("California Über Alles")
by Chief of the Okhrana December 31, 2013
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FLÜGGÅӘNKб€ČHIŒßØLĮÊN

Pronounced: fluggelgleckheimlen
1.) (noun)The safeword from the movie EuroTrip, given by Madame van der Sexxx (Lucy Lawless) to Cooper Harris (Jacob Pitts) at "Club Van Der Sexxx". When the safeword is called out, an order is made for the Club Van Der Sexxx servants, Hans and Gruber, to bring in a machine which has 3 thrusting dildos in a "Y" shape, and a sharp metal spike, intended for penetration of the anus.

2.) (verb) the act of being anally raped (physically, or metaphysically) in the same sense as Cooper Harris (Jacob Pitts) is at "Club Van Der Sexx" in the movie "EuroTrip".
1.) COOPER: Fluggelgeckenbolen!
MDME. VAN DER SEXX: Did you say flüggåәnkб€čhiœßølįên?
COOPER: Yes! For the love of God, flüggåәnkб€čhiœßølįên!
MDME. VAN DER SEXX: Are you sure?
COOPER: Yes, please!
MDME. VAN DER SEXX: As you wish. BRING ON THE FLÜGGÅӘNKб€ČHIŒßØLĮÊN!

2.) TOM: So what'd you and Kaylee do after the movie?
SAM: We went back to her apartment and I gave her the flüggåәnkб€čhiœßølįên!
TOM: Oh, hard ass fucking, eh? YOU DECIDED TO BRING ON THE FLÜGGÅӘNKб€ČHIŒßØLĮÊN TO THAT SEXY ASS!
by Chief of the Okhrana January 11, 2014
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