Char H's definitions

boof

A response of agreement that eliminates a very wordy statement that someone doesn't have the capabilities to say at the moment. Derived after an up-all-night coffee bender at Perkins where a friend and I decided to drive around town all morning. I asked him if he minded if we made a stop, and he tried to formulate a response to the effect of "Sure, we can stop a Boyd's Drug Mart to check your P.O. Box, I need to run in and get some things myself, anyway." but it came out as "Ahhh, boof." as he tried to ash his Kit-Kat bar out the window.

guy one: "Mind if I stop at Baken Park?"
guy two: "Ahhh, boof."

by Char H January 11, 2006

fish whiff

A term used to describe the smell of an object (usually a plastic item) that smells like pussy, but there is no reason that it should.

"Christ, those DVD cases reek of fish whiff!"

by Char H January 8, 2006

dick inches

Arbitrary (and usually incorrect) units of measurement used mostly by males. Derives from men overestimating their penis size. Dick inches are much shorter than actual inches. Hence a guy can claim to have a 9 inch penis when it is actually closer to 5-6 inches. The term "dick inches" is usually used when over-estimating non-penis measurements.

fellow one: "Finally! There's a parking spot!"
fellow two: "No way, man...You can't park within 30 feet of a stop sign."
fellow one: "There's plenty of room."
fellow two: "Yeah, only if you're measuring in dick inches."

by Char H April 27, 2007

pornpone

Pornography (almost always amateur) made by white trash rednecks for white trash rednecks and featuring white trash rednecks.

I just saw some pornpone that had a guy with a corn cob shoved up his ass.

by Char H January 11, 2006

Grey Duck

A sometimes derogatory slang term for someone either born or raised in Minnesota, Eastern South and North Dakota and Western Wisconsin that is sometimes also used as a badge of honor by said people. Derived from an alternate version of the children's game "duck, duck goose" played almost exclusively in the afore mentioned region of the United States. Supposedly, saying "grey duck" instead of "goose" allows for psych-out plays where you could say "greeen duck" or "grrrravel duck" or some such nonsense.
Alternate spelling: Gray Duck

Girl one "Where you from?"
Girl two "Sioux Falls, South Dakota"
Girl one "...oh."
Girl two "Yep, I'm a Grey Duck!"

by Char H January 8, 2006

cumquat

The act of a woman squeezing semen out of her vagina and onto a towel after intercourse

"To avoid dripping after sex, my girlfriend will cumquat."

by Char H January 10, 2006

chunder monkey

Someone who vomits a lot.

"That little chunder monkey has been locked in the bathroom all night!"

by Char H January 29, 2006