yo metal

A derogatory term for the style of metal loved by boneheadded jocks that was made popular in the late 1990's by bands such as Korn and Limp Bizkit.

customer: "What does that new Vanilla Ice record sound like?"
record store clerk: "Crap, he's gone all yo metal."

by Char H January 08, 2006

shindiggered

1. Bemused amazement
2. Conned, robbed
3. Screwed, in trouble
I have no idea how I came up with this term...it just popped out of my mouth about ten years ago, and I have been using it and passing it on ever sice.

1. "Well, I'll be shindiggered!"
2. Guy one: "How's your new car working out?"
Guy two: "Crappy. I got shindiggered on the deal."
3. "If I don't get home before curfew, I'll be
shindiggered for sure!"

by Char H January 08, 2006

Manowarrior

A devout follower of the band Manowar.
Someone who upholds the standards of True Metal and denounces false metal.

"That hair farmer is a true Manowarrior!"

by Char H January 30, 2006

chunder monkey

Someone who vomits a lot.

"That little chunder monkey has been locked in the bathroom all night!"

by Char H January 30, 2006

guava

A female-specific version of the taint.

All the wiping from her diarrhea makes her guava raw.

by Char H January 11, 2006

cornpone

A type of old-school country music popularized by the likes of David Allan Coe.

"That cornpone was some hot shit!"

by Char H January 08, 2006

knitting yogurt

The act of masturbating by a male.

"So my girlfriend came home from work early and caught me knitting yogurt."

by Char H January 08, 2006