Char H's definitions

knitting yogurt

The act of masturbating by a male.

"So my girlfriend came home from work early and caught me knitting yogurt."

by Char H January 7, 2006

deer hoof

The bruised outside ring of an anus after intense anal intercourse or other such regional trauma. It is also a band.

The guy on this video has some wicked deer hoof going on.

by Char H January 11, 2006

clomas

Describes an item or situation that is annoyingly fucked up, but not fucked up so badly that it cannot be repaired or remedied. Commonly used in conjunction with the word "bigtime".

guy one: "How's it going with your new girlfriend"
guy two: "Man, that situation is clomas, bigtime!"

by Char H January 7, 2006

fish whiff

A term used to describe the smell of an object (usually a plastic item) that smells like pussy, but there is no reason that it should.

"Christ, those DVD cases reek of fish whiff!"

by Char H January 8, 2006

poppin' wheelies on the chin

A term coined by obscure pornographer Randy De Troit (a stage name) for a cum facial.

"She loves it when I'm poppin' wheelies on the chin!"

by Char H January 8, 2006

dick chores

Menial tasks and busy work like cleaning, stocking, sorting, etc. that must be completed before you can go home from work.

"I should get off by 6, but I need to get my dick chores done first"

by Char H January 8, 2006

stripper stripe

A style of shaved and trimmed pubic hair on a woman where the only hair that remains forms a thin stripe from the top of the vagina up to where the hair stops growing at the bottom of the abdomen. Also known as an "extended Hitler" or a "landing strip". Popularized by exotic dancers.

"I can't get my girlfriend to shave it bald, but at least she is willing to do a stripper stripe."

by Char H January 8, 2006