Char H's definitions

everythingathon

A large orgy where everything/anything goes.

I think the neighbors are having another all-night everythingathon.

by Char H January 11, 2006

ATM machine

A person who thouroughly gets off on sucking a penis, finger, toy or other object that was just previously inserted into that person's anus. See ATM.

That chick I picked up last night was a real ATM machine

by Char H January 11, 2006

eichano

An exclamation of startled or pained suprise.
The proper pronunciation has most of the emphasis on the first sylable with a slight pause before saying the remainder of the word (EI-chano!)
Alternate spelling: ichano

Guy 1: "I just ran over your dog."
Guy 2: "EICHANO!"

by Char H January 7, 2006

spunch

An epically powerful punch drunkenly threatened against something or someone deemed incredibly annoying...rarely ever landed, much less thrown. Came from a drunk friend of mine who told me that he wanted to punch someone on TV, but slurred before he could get the word out so it came out "spunch". It snowballed from there.

Drunk one: "That asshole....on TV....why, I'm gonna SPUNCH him....if I ever.....meet him."
Drunk two: "I'll spunch him too!"

by Char H January 9, 2006

boof

A response of agreement that eliminates a very wordy statement that someone doesn't have the capabilities to say at the moment. Derived after an up-all-night coffee bender at Perkins where a friend and I decided to drive around town all morning. I asked him if he minded if we made a stop, and he tried to formulate a response to the effect of "Sure, we can stop a Boyd's Drug Mart to check your P.O. Box, I need to run in and get some things myself, anyway." but it came out as "Ahhh, boof." as he tried to ash his Kit-Kat bar out the window.

guy one: "Mind if I stop at Baken Park?"
guy two: "Ahhh, boof."

by Char H January 11, 2006

clomas

Describes an item or situation that is annoyingly fucked up, but not fucked up so badly that it cannot be repaired or remedied. Commonly used in conjunction with the word "bigtime".

guy one: "How's it going with your new girlfriend"
guy two: "Man, that situation is clomas, bigtime!"

by Char H January 7, 2006

brefkast

Breakfast. I have known a couple of people that are normally well-spoken who just have, for whatever reason, an inability to properly say the work "breakfast".

"Lets go get some brefkast."

by Char H January 8, 2006